I think getting rid of saying "on the table" should be on the table.

[sudopod]

It's a finite table, it can only hold so much. Think about how much time it would waste if the table broke and everything fell off. Then nothing would be on the table.

[LiberalAndProud]

1. Agreed. The Republicans stole the table. There is no table,

How can there be anything on it.

No more taking off or putting on. No more table.

[northoftheborder]

2. good one.

[sudopod]

3. If we wanted a table, we should have thought about that before being poor.

Maybe we could rent a table for $20 a month for 18 months.

[LiberalAndProud]

4. Wait, maybe we can borrow Ryan's table. I heard there's a bottle of wine there.

[sudopod]

5. We could sell the bottle of wine and buy two tables. nt

[Fozzledick]

6. I think the table itself should be on the table - recursively

If that doesn't work, then we can take the table off the table.

[sudopod]

7. Is it tables all the way down? nt

[Fozzledick]

8. I'm not sure, is the table on a turtle?

[sudopod]

9. I've seen tables carved in the shape of turtles. It could be both! nt

[Fozzledick]

10. Does that mean you can't take the turtle off the table?

[sudopod]

11. Only if you're really fast at it, like Houdini. nt

[sudopod]

12. If the table is in the set of all things on the table, wouldn't that

be an ill-defined set?

[Fozzledick]

14. So you're saying the table should be off the table?

[sudopod]

20. Yes. Wait no. :D nt

[jberryhill]

13. I will not throw the table under the bus

Even if the bus is jumping the shark!

[Fozzledick]

15. How about creating more jobs under the table?

[0rganism]

16. How much is this damned table costing us every year anyway?

Maybe eliminating it could lower the deficit significantly!

[Fozzledick]

19. So maybe the table should be tabled

[sudopod]

21. The table is off the table, then? nt

[0rganism]

22. or at least close some loopholes to make the table more efficient?

Perhaps we need a special Table Tax so the table can be self-funding? I propose the Special Allocation for Legislative Tabling act, which we can mix with a payroll tax, like the Professional Employers' Planar Payroll Eligibility Restructuring fund. That way, we can put SALT and PEPPER on the table.

[TahitiNut]

17. All the tables are made in China these days.

:shrug:

[Fearless]

18. I thought they were all recalled due to lead paint. n/t

[LiberalAndProud]

23. Are you happy now?

[sudopod]

24. No more things are going on that table, for certain.

Unfortunately, they will likely buy a new table with lasers and other classified stuff for $500,000 and hide it in the black budget.

Then they'll put Social Security on it.

[Quantess]

25. In a nutshell, that's truth to power!

Let's touch base so I can give you a heads up about what's off the table.

[sudopod]

27. I feel our synergy will make a huge impact on the zeitgeist. nt

[surrealAmerican]

26. This whole thread is making me want ...

... to play ping-pong.

[Quantess]

28. What happens under the table?

[Fozzledick]

29. So I guess taking saying "on the table" off the table is off the table

But the table is still on the turtle, and taking the turtle off the table is effectively off the table.

Unless I missed something. :crazy:

PS: Boehner is still off his rocker, and Ryan is off the reservation.