The BatSh*T Crazy (R) DEBATE THREAD

[ncrainbowgrrl]

[malaise]

1. I love your title

and batshit crazy it is.
Damn this is hilarious - Romney is attacking Romneycare with some bogus numbers :rofl:

[flamingdem]

11. +1 ... I really hope we get some good yuks out of this upcoming waste of time

[muntrv]

2. They're flinging batshit at each other?

[Motown_Johnny]

4. metaphorically speaking, yes

[gkhouston]

5. Can't batshit be used for fertilizer?

I doubt that anything useful will come out of this debate, unless you're looking for comic material.

[muntrv]

9. "Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls" was about batshit for fertilizer.

[Motown_Johnny]

12. I suppose that is how you get a Turd Blossom

[gkhouston]

16. I'd much rather get rid of the one we already have.

x(

[Broderick]

3. Big REC

[RandySF]

6. Pawlenty wiggled out of the "Obamneycare" question.

He must be trying again to get nominated VP.

[Neurotica]

7. Watching CNN and ROFL

My husband and I are sitting here, commenting on all their comments and laughing hilariously. Why can't there be a serious, moderate Republican candidate?! A grown-up?!

I have to say that John King is trying -- he has some very good questions, questions that everyone is managing to sidestep.

They're all trying to out-crazy each other. No one is saying anything very different. Anxiously awaiting questions on education and social issues...

[butterfly77]

24. Same rehearsed shit...

over and over and over and over. Same shit from 2007-08 campaign and before that with more INSANNITY..

[tomm2thumbs]

8. I think Caine, if answers briefly and concisely, is going to win this

no one is answering directly and briefly

[Angry Dragon]

10. Some of us can not watch it

so could someone give a little bit of substance to their remarks


Thank You
Dragon

[Motown_Johnny]

13. link here

http://live.cnn.com/


I am watching the audience reaction one

[spanone]

14. consider yourselves lucky, honestly

:rofl:

[Motown_Johnny]

17. Bachmann... Tax cuts and deregulation... big surprise

[gkhouston]

18. Yeah, I can't watch it -- got a note from my doctor.

I'm delicate. :evilgrin:

[w8liftinglady]

15. you have my complete respect.... update us on the batshit craziness

[Raine]

19. I haven't seen that many idiots gathered in one place

since the last debate. :puke:

[femmocrat]

20. OMG Santorum makes me :puke:

Saying he is from a steel town and that is how the wealth trickles down, while making a downward flowing motion with his hands. :puke:

Now Pawlenty is saying he is from blue-collar roots too. :eyes:

Newt: "time to defund the National Labor Relations Board". :nuke:

[Yavin4]

36. Rick Reminds Me of a Man Who Is Battling Inner Demons

And it's not clear who is winning.

[DebJ]

44. maybe he's battling his uncontrollable urges to reproducee

[ecstatic]

21. (Yawn). This is boring. I'm now realizing that the comedy comes

from recaps of their activities, not from them themselves.

[charlie and algernon]

22. This might be the first primary debate to give post debate bump to the OTHER party

I'm feeling SO much better at Obama's chances at reelection now. None of these clowns have the gravitas or X-factor to win the presidency.

[wolfgirl]

23. wouldn't it be nice to have the moderator have

have facts in hand to ask follow up questions challenging the obvious lies & distortions....but wait, that might actually mean the media cared enough about this country to actually hold these loons accountable for the s**t they spout

[one_voice]

27. I just said I can't wait...

till this bullshit gets fact checked.

[Neurotica]

34. Agreed. Wish there was a live fact-checker there...

And wish that I could make stuff up whenever I wanted...and that people would believe me just because...

[Maru Kitteh]

28. That's not the role of a moderator at a debate. n/t

[LLStarks]

25. "I'm a big fan of going into space..." - Newt Gingrich

Almost cola'd my screen.

[Motown_Johnny]

26. I almost turned it off with that one. 15 minutes to Rachel

Maybe I can last that long

[Maru Kitteh]

29. Didn't he fantasize about sex in space in an interview once upon a time?

Going to go look. tee hee.

[Broderick]

30. depends on if the cohort in space

is the wife. Then he might.

[Maru Kitteh]

37. Found it. Apparently he mused about it in a book.

The only thing worse than sex with Newt Gingrich?


Nah...... nevermind. That's probably about the worst thing ever.

[Broderick]

39. The jokes are easier than

wiener jokes. And that ain't saying much.

Gin(grinch) is a caricature of the GOP.

[Yavin4]

33. I'm A Big Fan of Sending Newt Into Space and Leaving Him There

See, I've found common ground with Newt.

[Neurotica]

35. that was really funny.

[tomm2thumbs]

31. Bachmann - announced 'btw, I'm running for President' AT a presidential debate

how dumb must one be to do that
oh wait

[Skip Intro]

32. Romeny re: federal government: ask not what to get rid of, ask what to keep

these are some scary people

[one_voice]

38. Has Newtie always been a...

grouchy asshole? He seems a tad dickish..like he doesn't want to be there...

[Mz Pip]

51. He doesn't want to be there

He'd rather be on a cruise or hawking one of his "Give me 5 grand and I'll give you an award" scams.

Pressing the flesh with the common folk is really beneath him.

[powergirl]

40. Look Away!!!

I know if I even looked at the screen, I'd be afraid of being turned into a pillar of salt. Look away!!!

:puke:

[DesertRat]

42. Ha ha, I can't look away-don't want to miss a thing

I loved when Bachman said that she has Christmas with Elvis on her Ipod. :rofl: :crazy:

[Neurotica]

41. Church and state question...here we go!

[JoePhilly]

43. Hope they ask if its a Christian nation.

[Neurotica]

45. Cain segues into sharia law -- where the heck is this actually

happening in America?!

[JoePhilly]

48. In his head mostly.

Mitt just said he would tolerate other Religions, probably because most Fundies see Mormons as FALSE CHRISTIANS.

Then Newt just basically said ... NO MUSLIMS can be trusted, to a round of applause.

On the Sharia thing ... in a few states, Muslim women have asked to be able to wear their head scarfs in DMV photos. In some Universities, muslim women have asked for a place to exercise with no men (which basically means, can we get one hour a week in this room over here). These are the kinds of examples the right wing uses as SHRIA LAW coming to America.

Nut jobs.

[MrScorpio]

46. Jesus Hussein Christ, Cain is an idiot nt

[nolabear]

47. Love the JHC! Sadly us Left Coasters are still at work. I wish they'd fix that.

But I gather the crazy is flowing downhill pretty fast.

[MrScorpio]

49. Bachmann knows how to lie

Of course she'd try to usurp states' laws authorizing same sex marriage.

[ThoughtCriminal]

50. The (R) doesn't just stand for "Republican"

"BatSh*T Crazy" is now a Registered Trademark of the Republican Party's brand of policy ideas and talking points. Be sure to display the (R) whenever it is used. Thank you.

[MrScorpio]

52. Had not we joined the NATO campaign in Libya….

How many of these motherfuckers would complain that Obama is being a coward for NOT sending troops?

Anybody?

[Hardrada]

58. All but Ron Paul

[JohnnyRingo]

53. This is the craziest fucking thing I've ever seen

With appologies to Steve Colbert, this crew is way beyond the list that debated in 2008.
I'm glad I didn't enter an "Obamacare" drinking game.

[Hardrada]

54. Or "jobkiller."

[calimary]

55. It started out sounding like a competition over who had more children.

Then it deteriorated from there. I was just thoroughly stunned at how many different ways I saw these people voicing their wishes or intentions to screw me.

Either it was ripping hard-won rights and dignity from gays - in the military or at the altar, or it was their religious beliefs that would be all over their policy decisions like a cheap suit, or it would be screwing workers and the unions that protect them, or it'd be the fairy tale about running government like a business, or keeping up the war hard-on all over the world, or cutting-cutting-cutting because of some nasty, selfish hatred of goverment or the social safety net that so many more people rely upon, or denying me my right to have the last word over MY body (I'm sure that came up - I didn't watch all the way through, though). HORRIFYING! HORRIFYING!

Just the very thought that somebody from this team could win the White House - HORRIFYING!!! STUPEFYING!!! I stood there, aghast, when it just became so horrifyingly clear - that they're against just about everything I believe in. And they're for most of the things that horrify me.

Obama better win.

[Egnever]

59. Thats a perfect description

and I came to the same conclusion.

[Warren DeMontague]

56. Let me know when they get to the part about the Earth being only 6,000 years old. nt

[QuintanarooBoy]

57. Waitaminute: Doesn't Bachmann have a copyright on the term?

Rec, but when her lawyers come knocking at your door, you don't know me, awright? :scared:

[Scuba]

60. Yeah, but where do they stand on MY issue? ...

Making sure babies are born, then starved, is very important!