UPDATE: Threat level is *ORANGE*

[underpants]

[Parche]

1. run boner run

boner is the apple in our eye, boner and cantor.....what a pear.....

[underpants]

12. oy!

that von hurt

[RKP5637]

2. +1000 +++ n/t

[yellerpup]

3. Thanks!

I do so appreciate your sense of humor! :rofl:

[underpants]

13. .

:hi:

[monmouth]

4. He's almost the same color as the chair behind him...n/t

[sarcasmo]

8. He wanted to blend with his surroundings.

[a kennedy]

9. I noticed that too.....

:rofl:

[jobycom]

5. Good job! nt

[Sabriel]

6. If you piss him off, does it go to Red?

And can someone try?

[luvspeas]

7. he really IS an oompa loompa!...

based on his size relative to that phallus he's holding

[Chisox08]

10. Damn Snookie looks like shit in those pics

Oh wait that Weeper Boner

[underpants]

11. Oooh what good nickname for Boner -- "Snooki"

:bounce:

[delightfulstar]

17. He just needs more eyeliner...

And a bad hair bump, and a tight, sleazy dress. He'd be a ringer for her.

[backscatter712]

14. He needs to put more furniture polish on his face... n/t

[Liquorice]

15. Strangely enough, that is his natural coloring. nt

[Blue Owl]

16. Wow look at the head on that

gavel