WHERE'S BONER'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE?!?!

[Rocknrule]

I demand that he personally come to my house and show me his birth certificate, along with his 5th grade report cards, his driving record, his list of Facebook friends, and security footage from cameras hidden in his bedroom. I mean, he's not white, so CLEARLY he's a Muslim terrorist!

[Whoa_Nelly]

1. And if he were born from the fruit of

an imported orange tree...well, then...He's not a legal citizen! :P

[veganlush]

2. and once he finally produces it,

we will continue to demand he produce it, and we'll say things like "what does he have to hide, why won't he just produce it?"

[usregimechange]

3. Where do orange people come from?

:shrug:

[Texasgal]

7. You don't know?

They are oompa loompas! SHEESH! :p

[ladym55]

9. Are we insulting oompa loompas?

I seem to remember that oompa loompas had some sort of purpose for being ... I'm not so sure about the BOehner.

[Texasgal]

12. LOL!!!

Exactly! Poor Oompas!

[jmowreader]

20. They didn't like their reason for being very much

Oompa Loompas were put on this earth as prey for vermicious knids and wangdoodles. It was here they stayed until the evil industrialist Willy Wonka smuggled them into his factory.

However, since His Majesty's Immigration Service never would have approved the importation of slaves, not only is Mr. Wonka guilty of human trafficking but also of harboring illegal immigrants.

[Drale]

4. He looks more like a Illegal Immigrant from Mexico to me

He probably hoped the boarded to bring down out government from the inside. I GOT IT! Thats why they created that conspiracy because thats Boners plan and he wants to draw people away from it so he can do it without any resistance.

[Terra Alta]

5. I just want proof that Boner is human

and not an Oompa-Loompa.

[valerief]

6. I want to see Eric Cantor's, too!!!! And Tom Coburn's!!! And Jim Inhofe's!!!

WHERE ARE THE BIRTH CERTIFICATES AND WHERE ARE THE JOBS?????

Prove to us you monsters weren't born in Hades!!!!!

[KamaAina]

8. I still maintain he was born in the Orange Free State

:P

[KittyLover]

10. Nasty

Do you really want footage from Boner's own bedroom...?

Sick...no thanks!

[CountAllVotes]

11. Military service record ... hmmmmmmmm

What is the reality of his "bad back"? He managed to get out of the Navy after serving EIGHT WHOLE WEEKS! I mean like :wow: . :eyes:

>>He graduated from Cincinnati Moeller High School in 1968, when U.S. involvement in the Vietnam War was at its peak. Boehner enlisted in the United States Navy but was discharged honorably after eight weeks because of a bad back .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Boehner#Early_life.2C_education_and_career


If he actually served in the military (did he?), I'd like to see the original of his discharge papers.

For now, I shall let the rest of my questions about his integrity rest. He is a cry baby. We do know this much ... }(

:dem:

[jillan]

13. And he has an abnormally big gavel.

[Gregorian]

14. They didn't have birth certificates in Loompaland!

:)

[GeorgeGist]

15. Beware ...

his breath is flammable.

[mindwalker_i]

16. Boner IS his own birth certificate

Besides, that requirement only applies to non-white non-republicans.

[jtuck004]

17. I think they only give those for live births. n/t

[HopeHoops]

18. It is on file in Loompaland.

[krispos42]

19. Long form, please. In fact, I want to see the original held in the records office n/t