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Cyrano (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 10:33 AM Original message |
Today's the day. I haven't been raptured yet, I'm waiting. And I'm getting pissed. |
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tridim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 10:37 AM Response to Original message |
1. Does gravity shut off for everyone or just the nutbags? |
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Capitalocracy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 10:38 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. I'm staying indoors |
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tridim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 10:43 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Great idea. Change the light bulbs and switch the ceiling fan direction too. |
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Capitalocracy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:06 PM Response to Reply #5 |
15. Oh, that reminds me, I'd better turn the ceiling fan off. |
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Cyrano (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 10:38 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Tie your foot to the kitchen sink. The Big Rapturer in the sky probably |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 10:59 AM Response to Reply #3 |
6. Wouldn't work. If you can be raptured right out of your clothes no dinky little rope is going to |
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KansDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 10:41 AM Response to Original message |
4. Try a game or two of solitaire while you're waiting. |
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louis-t (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 11:05 AM Response to Original message |
7. I'm not paying my house payment until I know for sure. |
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Demoiselle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 11:06 AM Response to Original message |
8. The prediction was clarified yesterday... |
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pinboy3niner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 11:06 AM Response to Original message |
9. Keep your shirt on, they're coming |
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liberal N proud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 11:31 AM Response to Original message |
10. It all happens at 6:00 PM locally - wherever you are |
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treestar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 11:34 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. It's six PM in Central Africa right now |
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Uben (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 11:50 AM Response to Original message |
12. HAve you ridded yourself of worldly belongings? |
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lapislzi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 11:54 AM Response to Original message |
13. My Rapture Detector app has been strangely silent all day |
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vanlassie (826 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 11:57 AM Response to Original message |
14. Patience, Grasshopper. |
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