The Royal Wedding Was A Hoax

[CJCRANE]

Majority of 2012 Republican primary voters are "Marriagers", do not believe in Royal Wedding: poll

A slight majority of Americans likely to take part in next year's Republican primary still don't believe the Royal Wedding was real, according to a new survey.

Results of the US Policy Polling survey state that 51% of those questioned think the wedding was carefully staged using actors.

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These right-wing activists, known as "Marriagers" insist that Prince William was played by actor Charlie Sheen in a carefully reconstructed facsimile of Westminster Abbey at a secret location deep in the Mojave Desert. Some argue that it was the real Prince William but that Kate Middleton was replaced by Snooki when the couple emerged from the chapel after signing their wedding papers.

More:

www.uspolicypolling.com

[ChoppinBroccoli]

1. Why Won't They Produce Their Wedding License???

Everyone saw them sign the registry. Why won't they produce it?

[smirkymonkey]

2. Yea, and Princess Beatrice's Hat was just a way to distract

everyone from what was really going on. I mean the actress who "played" Princess Beatrice.