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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-10 04:06 PM
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George Bush is so dumb (how dumb is he?). He's so dumb he
plagiarized his own memoir!

(any Gene Rayburn fans out there?)
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-10 04:09 PM
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1. He's so dumb that he stared at a carton of orange juice for over an hour...
because it said "concentrate" on the side.
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-10 04:14 PM
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2. So dumb ... he thinks HE was President.
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-10 04:21 PM
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3. Not funny!
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AnneD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-10 04:21 PM
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4. He is...
a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-10 04:30 PM
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5. So dumb ... he screamed Mission Accomplished immediately after the first Bush Twin was born.
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-10 04:32 PM
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6. So dumb ... he thought "Scooter Libby" was a hybrid vehicle that runs on frozen vegetables.
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-10 04:32 PM
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7. Antoine Dodson says...
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-10 06:06 PM
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24. ha ha ha ha ha
Edited on Sat Nov-13-10 06:08 PM by bigwillq
Hide your kids, here comes Bush.
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-10 04:36 PM
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8. So dumb ... he thinks that Kanye West is just across the river from Kanye East
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-10 04:37 PM
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9. So dumb ... he thinks New Orleans was destroyed by terrorists ... "Katrina and the Waves"
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-10 04:43 PM
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10. So dumb ... he thought "Condi Rice" was an ethinc side dish
:hide:
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-10 04:44 PM
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11. So dumb ... he thought "Colin Powell" could be curred with ointment.
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-10 04:45 PM
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12. So Dumb ... he thought "Dick Cheney" could also be curred with ointment.
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-10 04:47 PM
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13. So dumb ... he thought IRAN and IRAQ were separated by IRAO, and IRAP.
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Tesha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-10 04:58 PM
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15. now THAT'S funny... (nt)
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-10 05:01 PM
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16. Thanks ... I keep posting because this is the epitome of a Friday afternoon thread ...
Totally silly ...
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-10 04:50 PM
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14. So dumb ... he thinks its uniquely American for a single mom to have to work three jobs to survive
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cloudbase Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-10 05:25 PM
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17. So dumb,
that the secret service had to make an arrest when he was struck by an idea.
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-10 04:05 PM
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20. Awesome!!
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-10 05:28 PM
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18. He's so dumb he declared himself a weapon of mass destruction
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-10 05:40 PM
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19. So dumb ... he thinks Al Qaeda is a pitcher on the Texas Ranger's farm team
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PurityOfEssence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-10 10:34 PM
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26. Which is why he's taking time off: to find himself
Keep looking...
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-10 04:18 PM
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21. Bush is so dumb he thought Taco Bell was a phone company.
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Exilednight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-10 05:35 PM
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22. He's so dumb that I'm starting to rethink my stance on evolution. n/t
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-10 06:05 PM
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23. He's so dumb, he thought that every commuter in China switching from bicycles
to cars was a good idea...
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Exilednight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-10 06:19 PM
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25. He's so dumb, it took him an hour to make minute rice. n/t
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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-10 10:39 PM
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27. He's so dumb he was able to destroy the country right under our noses. nt
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gort Donating Member (567 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-10 11:50 PM
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28. George Bush is so dumb
That words fail me:
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