I feel like posting a flamebait thread

[cliffordu]

and I'm man enough to admit it.

[boppers]

1. Veiled insult

Insinuation that you're on the wrong site.

[cliffordu]

9. Insinuating that you wear funny clothing.

[boppers]

13. Paranoid suspicion about being stalked

Off topic 2nd amendment boast in attempt to alleviate paranoia

[cliffordu]

14. BIGGER 2nd amendment post to show you size does matter.

[boppers]

16. "Nuclear weapon" stock rebuttal argument, followed by....

....self-justifying argument about size vs. use, oblivious to underlying psychological giggle-factor.

[cliffordu]

28. Publish photo of tool, get banned for life,

[boppers]

59. Insistence on image being photoshopped

ranting about pixels looking distorted

[cliffordu]

61. Claim that it's just color fringing from the gravitational pull.

of something that devastating....

[boppers]

81. thread-jack attempt to distract from prior topic

reference to medically questionable genital alteration, inadvertently betraying personal obsession with topic

[cliffordu]

85. Repost hideous photo of botched self bris attempt.

Claim it's yours.

[Spazito]

86. Deleted subthread

Names removed

[patrice]

96. quixotic quantum-physicist quote

[cliffordu]

99. Retorts with

"Thanks for your concern..."

[Spazito]

111. +1

[Robb]

2. I'll play the part of the unreasonable powder-key with legs, if you'd like.

Let me know when we're on. :D

[cliffordu]

6. You're up right after Boppers and I have a thirty insult exchange

deleted by NYC_SKP

[Robb]

136. Oh, crap, now?

OK LISTEN YOU THREE-NUTTED CIRCUS FREAK, YOU TALK ABOUT BIDEN WITH THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE AND I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT AND FEED IT TO, NO, I CAN'T, MOM I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF TELLING SOMEONE ONLINE THEY'RE WRONG, I'LL TAKE IT OUT LATER, ANYHOW YOU TWISTED FREEEEEEK!!!!!

[patrice]

138. ROFL! - I mean it!

:rofl:

[Spazito]

146. ROFL! (seriously)

:rofl:

[NYC_SKP]

149. Ya know...

It's not like I'm not paying attention or anything... you and squarehead.

:P

[cliffordu]

154. Mr. Squarehead to you, podner....

[cliffordu]

208. well.....

:rofl:

[roguevalley]

239. but what about the children?

[ZombieHorde]

3. Up yours you stupid giraffe puncher!!! nt

[cliffordu]

10. How did you find out about me and Nellie??

[ZombieHorde]

135. Nellie told me when we were making love and mocking your fart smell. nt

[mikelgb]

4. how much wood would I chip?

[cliffordu]

7. rofl...

:rofl:

Nice!

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

67. Not as much as a beaver you poser.

[tavalon]

106. Sex Thread!!!!!1111!!!!

[Hekate]

254. Lounge Alert!!!!111!!!

:rofl:

[SpartanDem]

5. Strawman argument

[cliffordu]

11. obfuscation.

[SpartanDem]

18. article from unknown blogger

thats says your wrong with an insult questioning your political loyalties.

[cliffordu]

29. Laugh and insult blogger's unsername

[boppers]

68. snark about "unsername" spelling

[cliffordu]

70. Turn computer off in a huff and verbally abuse the cockatoo.

[boppers]

104. Assuming you left the thread....

making insulting innuendo about "abusing the cockatoo"

[tavalon]

108. Sex Thread!!!!!1111!!!!

[patrice]

117. YYYYYYyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee!! HHhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

[cliffordu]

155. Come on and help!!!

[tavalon]

35. Self important and smug comment that "your" should be "you're"

[SpartanDem]

52. snarky comment about grammar police

[tavalon]

57. Pretense of trying to be helpful

rather than sanctimonious.

[SpartanDem]

90. rolleyes smiley

[tavalon]

105. back atchya

:eyes: with :hi: in case your feelings are hurt though I'll deny that I meant to hurt your feelings.

[Hekate]

255. Spelling/Grammar Nazi snark correcting your/you're, unaware it's already been noted by others

[boppers]

271. Notation that it's been noted and noticed.

[cliffordu]

278. Noticeably.

[patrice]

80. semantic soft-shoe . . . .

(chorus line of little dancing-banana smilies)

[cliffordu]

87. Rofl!

:rofl:

[hedgehog]

8. Veiled reference to a disagreement left over from primary season.

[cliffordu]

12. Nebulous response concerning young horses.

[hedgehog]

23. Insult about unicorns crapping rainbows!

[tavalon]

36. Reminder that

I still haven't gotten my fucking pony!!!!!!!

[Hekate]

256. Reminder that where there's this much shit, there HAS to be a pony in there somewhere!!1!

[roguevalley]

241. insert a big rousing howard dean scream

:bounce: toot sweet

[Arctic Dave]

15. It only falls under flamebait because you are sorely lacking in the understanding of REAL issue.

[boppers]

17. Pointing out that my issue is MORE REAL than yours.

[Arctic Dave]

22. Replying back that yours is just a "Pet" issue and doesn't even fall in same

category as my "holy grail" of issues.

[boppers]

64. Refusing to "sit down and shut up".

MAKING MY POINT IN ALL CAPS.

[cliffordu]

66. HITLER.

[tavalon]

110. GODWIN!

Or at least his law..................

[boppers]

120. extremely pedantic dissection of how godwin's law may, or may not, apply

refusal to state actual opinion

[tavalon]

129. Responding only to the first sentence of your three hundred sentence diatribe

Telling you I'm putting you on ignore, which I won't actually do because I want to keep the fight going.

[boppers]

131. username you've never seen responding

content seems remarkably similar in content to the poster supposedly "Ignored"

[cliffordu]

156. toss gas on the discussion ensuring a complete

conflagration...

[SpartanDem]

82. Reply that no your issue is the "pet" issue

and if you disagree with me you are a right wing, homophobic, racist sexist

[cliffordu]

26. ROFL!

[treestar]

282. Passive aggressive wonder what ignored is saying

[Xipe Totec]

19. I don't like the tone of your typing n/t

[cliffordu]

30. Own being a tone deaf typist.

Criticize your apparent lack of sensitivity to my disability

[roguevalley]

242. DUZY!

[K8-EEE]

20. Maudlin reminiscing re: fictional "Good Old Days" at DU

Patronizing "Can't we just get along" speech followed by threat of LEAVING FOR GOOD.

[davidinalameda]

27. I always enjoyed the threat posts

they were usually pretty funny

[cliffordu]

31. Offer up my offer to take you off ignore.

[tavalon]

37. Reminding you not to let the door hit your ass on the way out

[K8-EEE]

140. Sniffy proclamation that your incivility proves my point

[kayakjohnny]

21. Please provide a link when you do.

Thanks!
:hi:

[cliffordu]

32. Raht own!!

[Madam Mossfern]

24. Intellectual pap

It's obvious that you have not a clue as to what true flame baiting is.

[cliffordu]

33. I hadda injury.

Now I have trouble telling what's flame bait and what is just bad typing.

[Madam Mossfern]

42. I do admit

I just consumed a rather potent beverage. I don't see the issue with what I wrote.
Maybe it's the just vodka, you jerk.

[cliffordu]

44. I was only kidding, as is the rest of this ENTIRE OP....

[Madam Mossfern]

47. Hahahaha

gotcha!
See? You're too nice for this.
I win.

(I hope I don't have to put a foolish sarcasm smilie here)

[cliffordu]

49. YOU WIN!!!!!

:rofl:

Well played....!!

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

102. That poster always comes in and causes trouble.

[tavalon]

114. You may be kidding but the rest of us are deadly serious, er, series!

[davidinalameda]

25. the humanity!!!

eh

[hedgehog]

34. IBTL!

I always wanted to say that!

[cliffordu]

39. We're happy to oblige!!

[patrice]

38. gratuitous grammar gripe and/or spelling spite

[cliffordu]

40. Snarky reply with gratuitous insult.

[patrice]

46. superfluous pseudo-intellectual literary allusion

[cliffordu]

51. Alarming self-referential allusion to Pynchon,

shutting down the entire thread for a few moments while heads are scratched and 'Gravity's Rainbow' consulted.

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

54. +1000

[kayakjohnny]

41. I LOVE this thread!

It has so many unique features to it.

A real flamebait thread might be a letdown by comparison.

[cliffordu]

43. It's friday, It's happy hour, I'm finally getting to be

OK with my divorce.

Life is good!!

I thought we could use a little levity....

[kayakjohnny]

50. Good for you, cliffordu. Yes, levity is in order.

:toast:

[emmadoggy]

195. ME TOO!

Threads like this are such a blast and bring a little fun back to DU.

[slackmaster]

45. Off-topic interruption screaming CALL CONGRESS RIGHT F*&^ING NOW!!!!!

:nuke:

[cliffordu]

53. Well...Half the people I was with.....

[Catshrink]

48. I want proof, dammit!

Show me where this is flamebait.

[cliffordu]

55. IF you can't see it, there is no way to show it....

(????)

[Catshrink]

62. Show me your fucking proof!

I demand to see it!!!!

[cliffordu]

65. Post 245 links with a diagram, all pointing

to the conclusion that the OP is barking mad.

[Catshrink]

79. Nah, that's too hard.

:evilgrin:

[boppers]

244. No really, see #245

[mitchum]

56. Welcome to DU!

[cliffordu]

58. BEST. POST. YET!!!!!

:rofl:

:bounce:

[tavalon]

119. LOL

Best meta yet!

[panader0]

60. The shark you jumped is under the bus

[cliffordu]

63. The shark was a DLC'r in disguise.

[boppers]

76. Accusation of false flag operation carried out by agents provocateurs

six-degree-of-kevin-bacon argument to document the conspiracy

[cliffordu]

77. ...With a FLOWCHART!!!!!

[Catshrink]

84. Here's your damn flowchart

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[cliffordu]

88. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Catshrink]

128. You had it coming

but not as much as this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhe0H8RDNcc

[boppers]

101. Better link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzSVOcgKq04

[Catshrink]

118. The sycophants are swooning.

[boppers]

124. Kool-Aid snark

gratuitous use of the word "cult"

[Catshrink]

133. I like Kool-Aid

[Hekate]

265. Six degrees Kelvin? Is this a NASA experiment?

:tinfoilhat:

[Hekate]

259. Completely irrelevant OT personal reminiscence about a man I knew who caught a shark

12 paragraphs long

Wait--what?

[Number23]

Oh my God. Best use of the two dumbest phrases in the history of the English language EVER!!

You win this most winnable of threads!! :yourock:

[cliffordu]

183. Wall.....

Thank you very much, Pilgrim (in the best JOHN WAYNE voice...)

[Spazito]

210. Very true ! (real post)

On both the phrases and a very fun and funny thread. I love it!

[Spazito]

69. Deleted message

Name removed

[cliffordu]

71. Gravedance.

[Spazito]

73. Deleted Message

Name Removed

[cliffordu]

74. well.....

:rofl:

[boppers]

94. question about who was tombstoned?

reference to hopes it wasn't a favorite poster

[cliffordu]

97. Reflects on how lousy the DOA really was

wonders about sock puppets.

[Spazito]

116. Responds with an admonition about grave dancing and....

sock puppet innuendos ending with a threat to alert.

[cliffordu]

157. Complete agreement,

while not knowing fuckall about what you just said.

[Number23]

177. "Widows" shriek about censorship and how tombstoned poster was tombed for

simply "speaking troof to powa."

[Spazito]

190. snide innuendo post indicating sockpuppetry by....

same poster who threatened to alert on another poster for their sockpuppet innuendo proving they are totally oblivious to the double standard in their judgment.

[cliffordu]

200. ...Asks what the hell the difference between a sockpuppet and

a zombie is.....

[Spazito]

202. Posts link to Michael Jackson's Thriller video and link to...

Sherri Lewis' Lambchop.

[Hekate]

263. ooo, SNAP

:rofl:

[Hekate]

262. Thumbs nose with Schadenfreude Dance gif, double-dog daring you to alert

[Spazito]

288. Informs poster they are now on their ignore list...

forgetting they had already posted previously that the poster was put on their ignore list.

[Number23]

297. ROFL I LOVE when that happens!!!

In these cases I often have to wonder which is more pitiful:

the fact that someone thinks that announcing they're putting someone on ignore will either a) hurt the feelings of the person they're putting on ignore (it won't) or b) makes them look powerful in some way (it doesn't. Quite the opposite, in fact) OR that half the time, they're too damn absentminded, stupid, or nosy to actually go ahead and do it!! :rofl: :rofl:

[cliffordu]

72. naked insult to grantcart.

[tavalon]

122. ONG, I can't believe we forgot that one

Is there some way to get Walt Starr into this, um, discussion?

[Patsy Stone]

75. This thread is useless without pictures.

[cliffordu]

78. Deleted

[backscatter712]

83. INCHOATE AD-HOMINEM ATTACK!!!!!

:grr:

[cliffordu]

91. Witty retort guaranteed to inflame.

[backscatter712]

236. INCOMPREHENSIBLE PARANOID RANT!!!

[tavalon]

123. INCHOATE!!!!

I've got your inchoate right here, buddy!

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

89. Threads like this are the reason why unreccing is un-democratic.

[cliffordu]

92. Yep.

[Spazito]

125. - 1,000,000.000,000

for raising unrec thereby hijacking the flamebait OP by mentioning a bigger flamebait topic.

[boppers]

127. + 1,000,000.000,000

To counter your - 1,000,000.000,000.

[patrice]

93. chastising the un-reccers

[cliffordu]

95. Chastising the reccers as cheerleaders.

[patrice]

98. chastising the chastisers

[cliffordu]

100. Wonders aloud who's

bucking for a TS.

Contemplates DU suicide by mod.

[tavalon]

126. I knew we could get Walt Starr in here somewhere!

Way to go!!!

[boppers]

109. rec'ing the chaste

[patrice]

115. chasing the wrecked!

[cliffordu]

103. Leaving for dinner in a huff because no one takes the OP

seriously.

SERIES!!@!!!1!!!!!!!! EL;EVENS!!!111!1

[11 Bravo]

107. Construction of ludicrous straw man implying that you enjoy carnal knowledge of ...

adolescents and small rodents.

[boppers]

112. Complaint about attorney general

[cliffordu]

158. Responding with a filthy quip about your mom,

thinking the better of it and replacing it with a religious homily.

[grahamhgreen]

113. I'm debasing myself by stooping all the way down to name calling!

[patrice]

137. pot or acid or mushroom reference

[boppers]

139. stoner emoticon to express solidarity

[roguevalley]

246. Central Point is the name of my home town. Just sayin'.

[SpartanDem]

121. Long winded pseudo- intellectual screed

with random capitalized words.

[boppers]

130. Five word retort to long screed

None of the content in the screed is addressed

[SpartanDem]

141. Convoluted tin foil hat reply

about how poster is part of the conspiracy.

[roguevalley]

247. unicorn and rainbow post because I want everyone to get

along because I am a hopeless co-dependent, handwringing middle class dipshit who can't stand it when their parents fight.

[Uzybone]

296. +1

;)

[patrice]

132. obligatory. obnoxious. extraneous. punctuation.

[SpartanDem]

144. Insult based on unrelated previous argument with poster

[cliffordu]

160. Pile on agreement due to hatred of that avatar.

[cliffordu]

159. nopunctuationatall

whatareyou the punctuationpolice????

[Spazito]

134. Ranting post ...

on a subject totally unrelated to the subject in the OP.

[Vattel]

142. Challenges orignal poster to define "flamebait" if he can.

[Vattel]

143. crickets

[Vattel]

145. still waiting

[cliffordu]

164. Is that ignored talking to me???

[Vattel]

237. USES ALL CAPS IN FAILED ATTEMPT TO DEFEAT IGNORE FUNCTION

EDITED TO ENSURE THAT I MAKE AN ASS OF MYSELF

[Spazito]

147. Snarky response telling the poster to..

google it.

[Vattel]

161. self-delete due to self-disgust

[Denzil_DC]

148. Noob accidentally posts woo,

thinking he's trolling in the Skepticism, Science and Pseudoscience Group.

Can't figure out how to edit or delete the post. Thinks "What the heck" and lets it hang there as it seems to fit anyway. Nobody clicks in, nobody notices. Nothing to see here.

[Robb]

153. I really doubt DU has a Skeptics group.

;)

Welcome to DU. :hi:

[Denzil_DC]

169. Hits Alert

instead of Reply as he'd intended.

Since the window's there and he can't figure out how to close it, decides to cut and paste woo to adminstrator.

[cliffordu]

172. Administrator admits being flummoxed, suggests

grantacart could be lonely since cliffordu took his dog.

[Denzil_DC]

178. Tries to post to apologize

about typo in adminstrator. Types alogogize instead and closes browser in embarrassment.

[Number23]

184. "Types alogogize instead"

ha! :rofl: :rofl:

[Number23]

182. You're killing me!!

:rofl:

[roguevalley]

248. low lying freeper troll peeps into thread, head explodes.

[cliffordu]

167. Secret cabal of sockpuppets chortle at the newby,

silently.....

[TheDebbieDee]

150. I chastise you for wasting bandwidth on such a trivial subject!

And now, I cast aspersions on your mother's marital status at the time of your birth!

[cliffordu]

168. Answer back with an insult about personal hygiene...

[TheDebbieDee]

173. I accuse you of stalking me on this board!

I announce that I'm adding you to my ignore list!

[cliffordu]

175. Answer with incredulity and sadness at everyone's

sensitivity run wild....

[TheDebbieDee]

181. There's no response from me, as I have put you on "ignore".

[cliffordu]

185. sadly drinks a double Americano and wonders where the

passion went.

[roguevalley]

249. and I write on my hand and shove it in your face: OH YEAH!?!

[noamnety]

151. "I'm man enough"

alerting on sexist language in OP.

[HughMoran]

152. Deleted Message

[Robb]

162. Deleted Message

[Robb]

163. Deleted Message

[Robb]

165. Deleted Message

[Robb]

166. etc.

[HughMoran]

171. Deleted Message

[cliffordu]

170. Admit it, noting it's too late to change the wording,

while lying through teeth.

[noamnety]

174. Ha.

I see "ignored" has made an appearance.

[HughMoran]

176. Ignored

[cliffordu]

179. Annoyed.

[HughMoran]

180. Happy

[cliffordu]

187. Constipated.

[HughMoran]

193. Waterfall

[cliffordu]

196. sump pump

[HughMoran]

198. dump pump

[boppers]

189. Outraged

[dionysus]

186. locking:flamebait

[cliffordu]

188. Obscenity laden rant about the lack of decorum here....

all for naught because the thread is locked.

[HughMoran]

191. flaming - lockbait

[boppers]

192. flocking - lamebait

[HughMoran]

197. hacking - phlegmbait

[backscatter712]

293. IATL!!!

[needledriver]

194. Un-recced without comment

Oh, wait....

[emmadoggy]

199. Whiny comment bemoaning all the unreccers. nt

[cliffordu]

201. Agreement with lots of swearing and invectives about

unreccers, then secretly unreccing the thread...

[Robb]

Predictable DU duplicate post hiccup

Apology and smiley face.

[Robb]

Predictable DU duplicate post hiccup

Apology and smiley face.

[Robb]

Predictable DU duplicate post hiccup

Apology and smiley face.

[Robb]

Predictable DU duplicate post hiccup

Apology and smiley face.

[Robb]

203. Predictable DU duplicate post hiccup

Apology and smiley face.

[Robb]

Predictable DU duplicate post hiccup

Apology and smiley face.

[Robb]

Predictable DU duplicate post hiccup

Apology and smiley face.

[cliffordu]

205. Respond with:

:hurts:

Wonders aloud if you're really that clumsy.

[azmouse]

218. oops!

Gotta be more careful there, sport! :rofl:

Hope to see you again soon! :P :hi:

[Robb]

222. It appears I can't count.

:rofl: :hi:

[azmouse]

223. Welcome back to the land of the living!

[Robb]

225. Braaaaaaaaaains!!!

:rofl:

[HughMoran]

228. Quit Moochin' on my brains!

:rofl:

[Catshrink]

229. Robb is a dingbat

[HughMoran]

232. Ding is a Rob you with a Bat

[Catshrink]

233. Who are you calling a bat?

[HughMoran]

234. Batshit Catshit

[Catshrink]

281. Alerting

Mooooooommmmmmmmmm, he called me a bad name.

:cry:

[Robb]

Predictable DU duplicate post hiccup

Apology and smiley face.

[Robb]

Predictable DU duplicate post hiccup

Apology and smiley face.

[Robb]

204. Predictable DU duplicate post hiccup

Apology and smiley face.

[roguevalley]

250. has WTF? shown up yet? No? WTF?

[cliffordu]

206. Yells:

MICROSOFT SUCKS EGGS!!!!!

[cliffordu]

207. Error: you can't recommend your own topics

[HughMoran]

209. Error: you can't recommend topics of those you have on 'mental ignore'

[cliffordu]

212. Neener Neener Neener/.

Is that ignored blowing through here, again??/

[HughMoran]

214. I wonder what useless garbage ignored is saying now

[HughMoran]

211. Deleted Sausage

[cliffordu]

213. depleted snausage.

[HughMoran]

215. Ureted Sausaganium

[cliffordu]

216. urethra snaganorioum

[HughMoran]

217. snaggle puss

:rofl:

[cliffordu]

219. Ding ding ding, we have a WINNAH!!!!!

[cliffordu]

220. Fook me, hugh, we are really fucking funny....

:rofl:

[HughMoran]

221. Laughs maniacally at own post

[cliffordu]

224. Dials 911.....

[HughMoran]

226. Wants to know 411 on that

[cliffordu]

227. "......Now you're shooting at

your imaginary friend with 500 gallons of nitroglycerine in the van...."

[Bobbie Jo]

230. Late to thread having scanned OP and disregarding first 200 responses.

[cliffordu]

231. Snarks back with

"try to keep up"

[Bobbie Jo]

235. Indignant validation of reading comprehension and sufficient command of FACTS.

[Bobbie Jo]

238. Cringe worthy example of not knowing when to stop, and posting to self.

[FrenchieCat]

240. I'm woman enough to know that Flamebait is good for one's health!

I read that! :)

[boppers]

243. Deleted

[roguevalley]

251. challenge for someone to find anything close to this on that

other site what can't be named, correct spelling optional

[boppers]

245. See post #65

[Born_A_Truman]

252. Locking!

Just practicing in case I volunteer to become a mod.

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:rofl: :rofl:

[akbacchus_BC]

258. Oh please don't lock, let's see of he man's up and go out like Walt Starr!

I know you cannot lock it as you are not a mod, LOL

Edit for typo

[Hekate]

253. Jumping in with both feet! WOOHOO! Gleeful excoriation and broad brush attacks!

:toast:

[cliffordu]

260. Stunning straw man argument never before seen on DU.

[akbacchus_BC]

257. So when you gonna finally man up and follow Walt Star? Just curious!

[cliffordu]

261. Walt is soooooooo yesterday.....

I donno WHO we're gonna follow next!!!!

[akbacchus_BC]

267. Isn't that the truth? I cannot even match Walt and my OPs get locked.

As you know, that was me telling you to flame out like Walt but we would miss you, do not flame out, LOL.

[cliffordu]

277. Nah - I likes the abuse too much to flame out.....

[Hekate]

264. Generous offer of melted butter for the popcorn

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Spazito]

287. Post adding the essential beer to go with the popcorn..

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

[Hekate]

290. Thanks. That salty stuff makes me thirsty...

:beer: :popcorn: :beer: :popcorn: :beer: :popcorn: :beer: :popcorn:

[The empressof all]

266. Adorable locking message

Just to make sure you all know I really care and gave it some thought.....

[SunsetDreams]

268. The Empress Speaks The Truth!!

Bow down one and all:hi:

[boppers]

273. Anger at not speaking troof to powah

Suggestions of conspiracy

[SunsetDreams]

275. I don't know what planet you are from BUT

Welcome to Uranus!!! Series!!!!

[Hekate]

274. oh. my. god.

Where did you get that photo? :spray:

Hekate

[backscatter712]

294. IATL!!!

[SunsetDreams]

269. I'm holding your feet to the fire RIGHT NOW!

[Ross K]

270. Okay Okay Okay I got it!

Illegal Jewish lesbians are causing all of our problems!

[boppers]

272. Veiled reference to post count

(Welcome to DU! We occasionally go meta to mock/have fun/enjoy ourselves)

[cliffordu]

276. Heh. Perfect!!!!!!!

:rofl:

[dana_b]

279. +9,765,923,956.423,654,121, 078,785,476,656,987,423,978!!

and one more for luck

[eridani]

280. I can't believe everyone forgot the LOLcats!

[treestar]

283. Personal claim about how it affects me personally

so as to shut down debate

[treestar]

284. Sympathy post wondering how anyone could possible be so cruel

as to disagree.

[cliffordu]

285. annoying link with no explanation

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=433&topic_id=376253&mesg_id=376253

[tomp]

286. ignore. nt

[bear425]

289. Link? n/t

[boppers]

291. See #285 eom

[ThoughtCriminal]

292. I was at Olive Garden and stopped at Walmart on the way home

What did I miss?

[Canuckistanian]

295. Obligatory "Nice post, Hitler"

Usual overwrought prose with a punch line that destroys the original point.

[cliffordu]

300. Heh. Obligatory slam against our chilly neighbors to the north.

[boppers]

298. Complaint about length and duration of thread

[cliffordu]

301. referral to another, similar thread with no replies

[Odin2005]

299. YOU'RE A STUPID FUCKING CHEERLADER MORAN!!!

Or not. :)

[cliffordu]

302. Depends on the day, the dessert tonight and whether

my new "partner" has a date or not....