Random CPAC Tidbits

[Clio the Leo]

http://www.cnn.com/video/flashLive/live.html?stream=stream1

http://cspan.org/Watch/C-SPAN.aspx

Not NEARLY as much as the teabagger convention last week because this lot conjugates their verbs properly.

So far the big news of the day has been the number of teleprompter jokes they have made about the President ..... while using teleprompters (or at least standing behind them.)

Boehner's up now. Says that the only way anything gets done is through hard work.

How he would know this, not ever having done any actual work while in the House is anyone's guess.

Oh ... and Dick Cheney ate a bird's head off while on stage. (I'm not kidding! He really did! Totally!)

Rachel ... THE RACHEL is at CPAC .... up in the mix talking to the folks .... I expect an interesting report from her tonight.


Former House Majority Leader Dick Armey (R-TX). .... and ... a pirate?






(Seriously, they have "RUSH" in a larger font than both GOD and REAGAN. They are SO going to Hell for that!


Try to find ONE non-white person ...... just try it.


There's the pirate again. Does his teapot have an electrical cord coming from it?


This is a part of their voter registration training I guess?

[Clio the Leo]

1. The Head of the NRA .... or is it the FORMER head...

.... La Pierre .... is imploring Democrats to "stop all of the damn lying!"

:eyes:

[nykym]

2. Hey did

James O'Keefe get to go or was he still at home in NJ being punished?

[Cha]

3. beck is the poster boy for arguing with idiots..you wouldn't

think he would advertise it so blatantly.

That should be a good report from Rachel tonight..sanity among the drooling lying assholes.

That's all they have is a teleprompter..nobody read off their hands?

[seattle_blue]

4. I have a question

If you had a choice between spending five days at this convention or five days in jail, which would you chose?

[Clio the Leo]

7. At CPAC, no doubt!

I'm pale and pasty and can probably quote more Bible than all of them combined ... so I could hide easily and spy.

(At least until I saw Rachel and went running across the room to bear hug her! That would be a dead give away.)

[golfguru]

5. Was Michael Steele there?

[Clio the Leo]

6. Not that I'm aware. Haven't heard any mention of him. NT

[Clio the Leo]

8. More sumo wrestling....

http://washingtonindependent.com/77000/wrestling-with-janet-napolitano

Now you gotta give it to them on that one. I'm not aware of any Sumo wrestling at any Obama events. After all of that phone banking, it would have been nice if folks could have been allowed to wear odd suits and body slam one another.

[yellowcanine]

9. Too bad Dick Armey didn't put on the tricorn hat. That would have been a picture.

Then he could have expounded on Barney "Faggot" for an encore.

[Clio the Leo]

10. Cantor says the GOP will offer their plan at the health summit....

.... all three pages of it.

[Clio the Leo]

12. Cantor says they will deal with the pre-existing conditions problem by...

.... forcing states to create high risk pools that the federal gvmnt will help fund.

Those with pre-existing conditions will be put into that group separating them out of the general pool, in theory, lowering premiums for everyone else.

[Clio the Leo]

11. Mark Mix "card check could end up in a jobs bill! oh no!"

.... says that "they" (presumably the National Right to Work Legal Defense Foundation that he's President of) will stop job card check from passing no matter how the Dems try to "ram it through." "It could come in a jobs bill..." then seeming to realize he misspoke by pointing out that the Dems are trying to pass a jobs bill "oh reconciliation, or whatever."

[Clio the Leo]

13. MC JOKES about yesterday's plane crash....

.... saying that he was glad to hear it wasn't Grover Norquist.

[Clio the Leo]

14. T Paw up now.

again, this is from...

http://www.cnn.com/video/flashLive/live.html?stream=stream1

[Clio the Leo]

15. Makes teleprompter joke in front of a teleprompter #265. NT

[Clio the Leo]

16. says the American people should take a hint from Tiger's wife...

.... "and smash a big hole in the government with a nine iron."

[Clio the Leo]

17. ... then tells the room, "God's in charge!"

EGADS you pharisee!!!!