Notre Dame Quarterback and Browns 1st round draft pick Brady Quinn.

[WCGreen]

could he be anything but a quarterback or an investment banker with a name like that, was given two, not one but two brand spankin' new Hummers...

Not from his very lovely female companion, get your mind out of the gutter, but from struggling automaker GM as part of a promotional deal...

To her credit, she did stay with him even as he dropped further and further from that coveted number one spot in the NFL draft...

Maybe that's why he got two Hummers cause by dropping to 22nd pick overall, he just couldn't afford to buy and pay for the gas for one of those behemoths

You know, that is really how to get into a blue collar football town like Cleveland...

BTW, GM and Ford are playing a game of last one out of Cleveland gets to turn out the lights....

I know, I know all the good blue collar jobs are long gone and so are a lot, I mean a lot of the people...

So what kind of signal does that send to the people of Cleveland and really the US when you come right down to it...

I mean, you could ask, very legitimately, Brady why do you hate the troops so much...

Cause really when you get down to it, promoting a gas guzzling vehicle like a hummer really sets us back a wee bit on that energy self sufficiency thing...

Way to go Brady...

I bet he turns out just like the last great Cleveland quarterback hope Bernie Kosar, who, by the way, shovels money at the GOP here in Ohio, and cozies on up to the party of hummers and all things wasteful and, well, self centered and immature...

Wouldn't it have been great if a stunningly handsome and somewhat talented young fella decided to endorse something practical, I don't know, perhaps Ford hybrid would have sent a cool message...

But he takes the easy way out and grabs the moving penis...

[ShaneGR]

1. Isn't Hummer American made?????

So how does driving one hurt American jobs? And what does driving a truck have to do with political preference? I drive one, but I'm a liberal.

[WCGreen]

2. It's satire.....

Hummers don't get great gas mileage...

The fans of Cleveland are strapped...

I don't know...

You figure it out...