Great. 10-30 attendees will be accused of being full of shit

[pintobean]

D.C. toilet shortage is Keeping Fear Alive
http://www.wtop.com/?nid=25&sid=2085956

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WASHINGTON -- The calls of nature may be particularly loud at an upcoming D.C. event if attendees don't have a place to "go."

Comedy Central organizers are having a hard time finding port-o-potties for their rallies to take place in a week and a half, after the Marine Corps Marathon planners snatched up about 800 of them for the same weekend.

The organizers of Jon Stewart's Rally to Restore Sanity and Stephen Colbert's March to Keep Fear Alive, both to take place Saturday, Oct. 30, have asked the marathon staff to share the portable toilets with their 65,000 expected to attendees.
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[librechik]

1. I read the Baggers were trying to tie up all the buses for this. How about potties?

wouldn't put it past them...

[liberal N proud]

2. No Shit

The media is going to do that even if they have places to shit.

[rucky]

3. Colbert said to dress up as your worst fear.

I'd suggest going as a colostomy bag for several reasons.