The Master of Dark Matter . . . Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck, with a potato in his cranium almost the size of a normal human brain, is saying, "People say I'm for violence. . . . I'm not. . . . I may be for guns, but not for violence. . . . In fact, like the Rocky Mountain Gun Owners Association (which I'll be addressing this week and which believes the NRA has sold out to the government), I know that if we have more guns there will be less violence!!! . . . The very fact that I am for guns then, tells any thinking person how anti-violence I really am. . . . I rest my case."

[skip fox]

1. "They say I am beyond satire. . . . I wonder what THAT means?

[Evasporque]

2. He puts fires out with gasoline too....

Because everyone knows gasoline will quickly extinguish a fire. IF we all sit around the fire pouring gasoline on ourselves, then we won't add any more logs to the fire and it will go out?

HeckWreck Logicalness.

[skip fox]

3. And nothing says human concern and empathy like Napalm!!!