Sarah Palin is so dense that:

[Hubert Flottz]

She thought nanoseconds, meant having more than one banana for breakfast.

Edit... that, she thought people in their right minds would ever vote for her...

[Lost4words]

1. unit of time on planet ORK !

or was that nanu nanu? Got Mork and Mindy?

[InvisibleTouch]

2. ...she can form her very own black hole! n/t

[LunaSea]

8. distorting all fact and reason that get near her...

[pinboy3niner]

3. She thinks 'social justice' is a Supreme who likes to party

:evilgrin:

[Hubert Flottz]

9. She might even be dumber than her fans, the teabraggers.

Codswallop Barbie

[marmar]

4. She wanted to vacation in Austria, so she boarded a plane to Sydney.

nt

[HopeHoops]

5. She makes platinum look like lithium.

It wouldn't do any good to tell her that. She probably thinks "platinum" is a hair color and "lithium" is a lesbian music festival.

[zabet]

6. Thick as a brick,,,

in the head.

[Urban Prairie]

7. A diamond-tipped drill bit could not penetrate her skull. n/t

[trusty elf]

10. a cackle of rads could refudiate her mandation.

:crazy:

[chemenger]

11. she can prepare you a chef's salad just by talking..

n/t