How Sweet! Levi Johnston may be a daddy again

[book_worm]

LEVI JOHNSTON ANOTHER BABY?: Just on the heels of Levi Johnston's engagement announcement, another scandal erupts. According to the National Enquirer, Johnston got another girl pregnant. During his break up with former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol, he reconnected with an ex-girlfriend and now she's believes the baby she is about to have is Levi’s.

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/good_day_ny/fallon-lawsuit-johnstons-other-baby-20100729

[rucky]

1. Who Momma? Kathy Griffin?

:rofl:

[slampoet]

5. Stole my joke.

[SpiralHawk]

2. This should make for a real picnic in the Palin Palace of Republicon Family Values

Circus Maximus (R)

[Bitwit1234]

3. Well postive proof with DNA

[UTUSN]

13. Cue Maury: "Levi, in the case of Billowing Belly JOHNSTON:: You ARE the father!1"

If I thought it would stick in Quitter's craw, this is GREAT news!1

[flvegan]

4. So...that's 2 more invites for the wedding, yes?

Thank you for joining us on another episode of The Wasilla Hilbillies.

[Blue Owl]

6. Stepmom Sarah's gettin' a new prop

n/t

[marmar]

7. Le Cirque du Palin continues.....

And I thought the Jerry Springer show had ended?

[Marie Marie]

15. Actually this drama lines up more with the Maury Povich Show

Levi, You ARE the baby's father!!

[JuniperLea]

21. BWAAAHAHAHAHA!

Indeed!

And welcome to DU!

:hi:

[tanyev]

8. Goodness. Somebody send the kid a box of condoms, for cryin' out loud.

[kestrel91316]

9. Those people are the very definition of "trash".

[Dreamer Tatum]

10. So...he's NOT a DU darling anymore?

Hard to keep track.

[xchrom]

12. Way to go Levi! Personally I think he's great. Nt

[HughBeaumont]

49. The gift that keeps on fuckin' . . . Sarah's chances for the White House, that is.

[xchrom]

11. Sarah's weave is gonna fall out! Nt

[malaise]

45. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah spitting

lemonade :rofl:

[SoCalDem]

14. Well...there goes the wedding

:rofl:

[superduperfarleft]

16. Well, I was going to say at least it's not the Palins breeding things time,

although Levi's not much better.

[itsrobert]

17. Congratulations. It's God's will.

God has a plan for the baby born in Pharaoh's Palin's kingdom. The baby will grow up and lead the revolt and his people to the land of meth and honeys.

[RagAss]

18. The Aristocrats !!!!

[Stevenmarc]

27. ROFL

The punch line fits

[EFerrari]

58. LOL

[onehandle]

63. Ain't it the truth. nt

[Peregrine Took]

19. What a classy crowd! n/t

[Urban Prairie]

20. She "believes" that the baby that she is about to have is Levi's?!?

So whoever "she" is, apparently isn't completely certain that Levi is the father?

She had to have been sexing it up with more than just Levi's "Johnston", if true...heh!!

So if it turns out that Levi IS the father, that oughtta ratchet up the tension in the Palin household. I wonder if Bristol has quizzed Levi about this yet, and if so, what Levi said to her. This might put the kibosh on their upcoming nuptials as well, since many if not most engaged women would obviously not want to get married to a man that is soon to be a baby daddy with another woman, but this rumor does involve a member of the dysfunctional Palin clan, so maybe Bristol is really okay with it...lol!!

[TorchTheWitch]

23. so what?

Is there some reason why women aren't allowed to have sex with more than one person at a time even if they aren't in a committed relationship?

[Urban Prairie]

28. Of course not..

But one or better still, both should have been using some kind of protection, especially Levi, since he had already been involved in at least one unplanned pregnancy. Didn't Levi learn a lesson from that? Maybe not.

[PufPuf23]

32. If true, I do hope Kathy Griffin. She is funny and irreverent.

I seldom respond to these types of threads but she would be a good Mom I betcha.

[LisaL]

44. Of course it's not Kathy Griffin. NE has the girl's name.

[LisaL]

41. On NE website (where this story came from)

it says she believes Levi could be the daddy. Doesn't sound "certain" to me at all.

[TheCowsCameHome]

22. Welcome to the Palin herd - America's #1 Dysfunctional Family.

[joeybee12]

24. I am on my knees now praying to Jebus that this is true...n/t

[ixion]

25. Yeee-hah! Idiocracy here we come!

:puke:

[alterfurz]

43. let's all toast the blessed event with a super-size Brawndo!

[Sheepshank]

26. I can only imagine my freeper aquaintances justifications...

giving the Palin/Levi bunch yet another family values & morality "pass"...until they can finally get it right.

I think they get to try 78 times.

[RagAss]

31. Do what I do...

Look them in the eye and say "The Aristocrats!"

Then watch them scurry off to Google it.

[Jade Fox]

51. Freepers believe they deserve credit.....

for meaning well, because they believe themselves to be fundamentally moral.

We, however, do not get that never-expires free pass.

[ohheckyeah]

29. Didn't he figure out what caused that after Bristol got pregnant? n/t

[Raine]

30. Levi never learns

about BC how many kids is he going to end up with just because he can't "cover" himself. :silly:

[DesertFlower]

33. why are these young girls getting pregnant?

there's enough birth control available.

i have 3 nieces who became sexually active in their teens. no one got pregnant. my sisters were smart enough to get them on the pill.

[struggle4progress]

34. Eh. Why don't we just leave Johnston and his various friends alone?

"Young guy may have babies by two different mothers" isn't that uncommon a story: in fact, it's approximately old as dirt

This story would normally get zero coverage -- except here one of the mothers is the daughter of the Reoublicans' most recent moonbat candidate for the vice-presidency

None of these kids really had anything to do with the politics; they simply happened to be somewhere in the neighborhood of Ms Moonbat. Yeah, it sounds like they aren't gonna win any Einstein awards, but so what?

Can't we spend our time going after the jackasses who are actually causing us trouble?

[underpants]

35. It must be hard to keep Levi out of your Levis

[tanyev]

36. Ooh, ooh, ooh! Now that might get them the reality TV deal!

Bristol Palin: the one person too boring for reality TV
Sarah Palin's daughter's wedding won't be the subject of a documentary because she 'doesn't have a personality'

But in a move of almost Greek-tragedy proportions, Palin has been overshadowed by her own daughter, Bristol. Last week Bristol announced her engagement to the father of her child, the adorable Levi Johnston, in the traditional Christian manner, on the cover of Us magazine. Judging from her terse press release ("Bristol is ultimately in charge of determining what is best for her"), Mama Palin was less than thrilled with this turn of events, but worse has transpired. Naturally, Bristol and Levi assumed that their marriage would be lovingly witnessed by God and His modern day equivalent, reality TV. However, according to reports "network honchos" have turned down the planned programme because "neither have personalities". Now, to the five people who have been watching the current series of Big Brother, this doubtless makes Bristol and Levi sound like reality-TV naturals, but apparently not.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/jul/22/hadley-freeman-bristol-palin

[Dappleganger]

37. Well the first one was so adorable...

he does make cute little ones.

[izquierdista]

38. They can name the baby Clevon Jr.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSROlfR7WTo

[political_Dem]

39. Is there any situation this young man can get into without inpreginating someone?

Jesus. Everytime I hear about this kid, he's getting someone pregnant.

[TheCowsCameHome]

47. John McCain was seen looking at pregnancy test kits today.

No one is safe.

[BlueIdaho]

40. A Palin wedding and a Texas twister...

Before things are over, you know somehow, some way, somebody's gonna lose a trailer.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

42. Sure is a fertile little bugger isn't he.

[TheCowsCameHome]

46. The Wasilla jean pool needs a little cleansing.

[HughBeaumont]

48. Another comical day in the life of a SERIOUS Presidential Candidate's Family.

The National Examiner PAC.

57 million people saw NO problem with putting this brain-surgeon bunch in the White House.

57 MILLION people.

Holy mother of fuck, this country is a dumb'un.

[Fearless]

50. Do ANY of these people know how to use condoms?

[WillyT]

52. They Have Faith-Based Sex

:evilgrin:

[Fearless]

57. Then they're praying to the wrong thing!

[Orsino]

53. Dang it...Sarah just bought herself that nucular family for the campaign.

Guess now she's going to have to come out in favor of polygamy.

[Mimosa]

54. Levi can't keep his Johnson in his jeans

He really wants to spread it around. *yuk*

I am so not a fan!

[Fly by night]

55. Is Sarah going to claim to be the mother (again)?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Or not.

[Retrograde]

56. Dear Miss Manners:

I'm planning a fall wedding to the father of my child (who, unfortunately, is too young to be a bridesmaid). However, I recently found out that he's currently expecting another child by some piece he was seeing during a recent disagreement, or so she says. Do I need to invite her to the wedding, or should I demand a DNA test first?

Wanting to Know in Wasilla

[Marie Marie]

59. Dear Wanting to Know

By all means invite the baby momma -extended families are a wonderful thing. Oh wait, you are from Wasilla. Bristol, is that you? The girl who has been paid to speak about abstinence AFTER already having one child out of wedlock and now your baby daddy has impregnated another girl out of wedlock. Then no - you should quietly elope and then shut the fuck up for eternity. Love, Miss Manners

[w8liftinglady]

60. a want so hard to say the "F" word..can I ?

what a crock of shit...Palin..Return to Alaska and lick your wounds.

[yellowcanine]

61. Levi seems to be quite the stud machine. Tis better than a soap opera.

[onehandle]

62. The Wasilla Hillbillies do it again. nt

[BR_Parkway]

64. Heard they were shopping reality shows, maybe one could be "Guess who's

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