|
If elected or selected, I promise to never leave the White House, except for the standard two week vacation once a year. Why should I? Everything one needs to run the United States of America is right there in the White House. Why should I travel around the globe like bush, giving the same speech over and over again, it's an incredible waste of fuel and resources.
Think what it must cost to fuel up Air Force One, and the chopper going to Air Force One, round trip. Think of the payrolls of the pilots, SS officers, escort planes and their fuel, traffic tie ups, etc., for just one cheap photo op stunt? All business could be conducted from the safety and luxury of our White House, which is equipped I'm sure with the latest state of the art communications equipment, telephones, faxes, internets, blackberries and other high tech talk gadgetry.
I would occupy only a small space in the White House for me and my family, rent free, all expenses paid, and will lead a modest lifestyle for four years at whatever the current minimum wage is.
There will be no inaugural ball or any other ridiculously expensive high society affairs, no parties, unless they are to raise money for charities, no extravagance or opulence of any kind other than the already obvious.
The expense of flying all over the world just to shake hands and look busy is obscenely excessive and the people should be highly offended to see their tax money wasted in this way. If we calculated how much just one year of all this flying around costs I'll bet it's enough to build lots of schools, make lots of improvements, and feed lots of less fortunate folks.
Next: Death to all lobbyists!
|