Welcome to BRISTOL PALIN's Wedding Registry!

[onehandle]

Me and Levi are really grateful for all your support You can also send us cash

BRISTOL PALIN
Wedding
October 30, 2010
WASILLA, AK

http://www.walmart.com/giftregistry/gr_detail.do?registry_id=80501960047

[Ken Burch]

1. Well, Bristol's mom was registered as Smith and Wesson, wasn't she?

n/t.

[oldtime dfl_er]

2. Hey kids, get an education!

Books before booze, just sayin...

[SammyWinstonJack]

3. For real?

:wow:

[aquart]

9. Not bloody likely.

[tammywammy]

10. No, I saw it linked from Gawker. n/t

[onehandle]

12. Shh. nt

[muntrv]

4. Yeah! Let's stimulate China's economy for Bristol & Levi!

:sarcasm:

[FSogol]

5. What a strange list. Wonder why they are asking for:

Sodium hydroxide - aka, Lye
Anhydrous Ammonia
Iodine
Matches - Red Phosphorus
Ephedrine
Ether
Drano
Brake Fluid
Lighter Fluid - Butane
Hydrochloric acid

:party:

[sharp_stick]

7. Maybe Levi's Mom

is getting out on good behavior and they have to keep her busy.

[derby378]

18. If I need all that just to make pharmaceuticals...

...I'm just happy I don't need the pharmaceuticals that are produced by that toxic stew. The anhydrous ammonia by itself gives me the willies. I've heard that can turn lungs into leather with just one breath.

[FSogol]

19. Drano isn't good for the lungs either. n/t

[Cleita]

6. Wal-Mart?

Now that mommie dearest is nouveau riche, you'd think she'd want Bristol to register somewhere tonier. Hookay, when I got to the "Shotgun Bride", I realized this is a joke someone is playing on them and us.

[undeterred]

8. I thought she was going to go around promoting teen abstinence.

A quitter, like her mom.

[Ruby the Liberal]

11. Oh man. I wish I had thought of this first!

:rofl:

[Wickerman]

13. The snowthrower looks a little underpowered

for the conditions

:rofl:

[onehandle]

14. I think it's for sweeping up money. nt

[eowyn_of_rohan]

15. DIVATEX Zebra Print Satin Sheet Set

mmmmmmmmmmm- Tacky!

[lunatica]

16. Sarah will have them breaking up before the wedding

I said it first.

[Hubert Flottz]

17. Where's the velvet Elvis portrait and the meth cooking ingredients?

[Renew Deal]

20. Autumn wedding in Alaska

Should be chilly. ;)

[Soylent Brice]

21. can this unholy union still be classified as a shotgun wedding?

:shrug: