Nugent introduces us to the "Uncle Ted crowbar of logic"

[meegbear]

In a July 9 Washington Times op-ed, Ted Nugent introduced his "Uncle Ted crowbar of logic" and said that he is "compelled to increase my crowbar swinging to new heights every day" because of "a community-organizer-in-chief whose terminal rookie agenda is maniacally to spend our way out of debt and drop charges against clear and present criminal New Black Panther thugs threatening voters in Philadelphia, to black-robed idiots claiming Americans have no right to self-defense, where pimps, whores and welfare brats party hearty with the mindless fantasy that Fedzilla will wipe their butts eternally, ad nauseam."

Nugent further wrote: "Some things, like life, are indeed sacred, and where gun control freaks have their way, innocent lives will always pay the ultimate price. Gun-free zones are a murderer's playgrounds. People who value life must do all we can to ban gun-free zones. Join the NRA."

From Nugent's op-ed:

In a world increasingly hellbent on abandoning logic and the ensuing escalation of Obama madness, it is clearly time for the maximum celebration of the good old, always reliable Uncle Ted crowbar of logic.

I am ThumpMaster, hear me roar.

In the otherwise universally recognized perfection of the American experiment in self-government, where evil monsters like Che Guevara and Mao Zedong are routinely worshipped by the very imbeciles that these historical murderers would have slaughtered unhesitatingly, to a community-organizer-in-chief whose terminal rookie agenda is maniacally to spend our way out of debt and drop charges against clear and present criminal New Black Panther thugs threatening voters in Philadelphia, to black-robed idiots claiming Americans have no right to self-defense, where pimps, whores and welfare brats party hearty with the mindless fantasy that Fedzilla will wipe their butts eternally, ad nauseam -- I am compelled to increase my crowbar swinging to new heights every day. I am the steel ballerina. Let's dance.

(...)

The line drawn in the American sand is very unfortunate, at times rather heartbreaking, but as long as there are people who insist on demanding policies that guarantee the continued slaughter of innocent lives, those of us who cherish life, liberty and the safe pursuit of happiness and good over paroled evil must not only stand strong and unmovable on our side of the self-defense line but also fight diligently either to educate the soulless and brain-dead among us or to eliminate them from the debate at the voting booth.

Some things, like life, are indeed sacred, and where gun control freaks have their way, innocent lives will always pay the ultimate price. Gun-free zones are a murderer's playgrounds. People who value life must do all we can to ban gun-free zones. Join the NRA.

http://mediamatters.org/blog/201007120002

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Well, he's an idiot anyway.

[pinboy3niner]

3. He's also an NRA Board Member

Something the Washington Times SHOULD have noted in its blurb.

[spanone]

10. they should have noted he's an idiot too.

[pinboy3niner]

13. LOL! I would have, but this is the Moonie Times

In fact, I would have thrown in a few other choice nouns and adjectives, too.

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[pocoloco]

2. "gun control freaks" enable repugs to be elected.

A million innocent civilians dead in Iraq,and the toll still rising in Afghanistan.

[EstimatedProphet]

11. Actually, idiotic bullies enable Repubs to be elected

I'm no gun-grabber, and I am opposed to gun bans. However the real problem is that we have a substantial part of the population anymore that thinks it's OK to torture and kill foreigners, the US has the right to conquer and kill everyone else on earth, any and all government is an attempt to destroy America, anything big business does is sacrosanct, anything the left does is Of The Devil, and we should all turn our houses into fortresses with moats and barbed wire rather than actually talk to a neighbor. Gun rights are a rallying point, but the fuckups on the right would find another rallying point if that one were taken away.

[JoePhilly]

4. This is the ideology that will be in power if the Dems lose the Congress ...

[Ganja Ninja]

5. Ted's been sniffing way too much gun cleaner. n/t

[wtmusic]

6. Can any washed-up rock star get an op-ed in the Moonie Times?

My bad, just because Ted's unrelated career has been over for 25 years doesn't mean his political intellect and insight shouldn't be tapped for the good of the nation

:rofl:

[Heidi]

7. His use of language is jam-packed with racial stereotypes.

Could Uncle Ted be a racist???? Say it ain't so! :eyes:

[Deep13]

8. Did he manage to get out this editorial without shitting his pants?

http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=48;t=000470;p=0

[TheWraith]

9. Washington Times + Ted Nugent = Ultimate fail.

Two entities nobody gives a shit about or takes seriously.

[Bunny]

12. Ted, you actually made more sense when you pissed and shit yourself

for a week before reporting to your draft board. :eyes:

[Vinnie From Indy]

14. What would a bona fide pussy like Nugent know about fighting ?

He is a draft-dodging coward of the first order.

I bet I could have chickenhawk Teddie crying like a little girl in under sixty seconds.