A letter to Senator Inhofe:

[11 Bravo]

The Honorable James M. Inhofe
453 Russell Senate Office Bldg.
Washington, D. C. 20150

Dear Senator Inhofe,
Like most sentient Americans, I simply laughed and said, "Hell, he's a Republican, what can you expect?" when you and your children built an ice hut downtown this past February, and labeled it "Al Gore's new home". Hilarious. (And snow in February, who could imagine?)
Now, as our nation's capital swelters in the grasp of a deadly record-breaking heat wave, I'm curious; what are the chances of you rounding up the little cretins once again, heading down to the Mall, and erecting a Navajo sweat lodge? You could call it "Inhofe's Igloo".
Jackass.


Does anyone think I'll get a reply?

[sharp_stick]

1. You'd have to jam it down his throat

personally for him to even get a whiff of it. His office minions will see to it that he never gets any correspondence that differs with his stone-age world view.

on edit I do love it though, I really would like to see his response if he did manage to read it.

[Bitwit1234]

2. That's is correct. These Aholes never see these emails.

And they never answer the phone. So what do they care what we think. They just get the chance to get on TV and make fun and LIE about everything.

[Warpy]

3. You'll get a computer generated form letter

that will thank you for your interest in his fine work and tell you what a wonderful Senator he is for Oklahoma and how much he appreciates hearing from the folks back home.

He'll never see it. His staff won't read beyond the return address, the first sentence at most.