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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 09:59 AM
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Michelle Bachmamma is so stupid...
Edited on Wed Jun-30-10 10:01 AM by BurtWorm



I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner

she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.

she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!

it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

when her kids were born, she looked at their umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"

she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.

she sold her Car for gas money!

she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund...

she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.

I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.

she invented a silent car alarm.

that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean

she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies...

she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.

she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday.

she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 10:01 AM
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1. LOL
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sabbat hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 10:03 AM
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2. How stupid is she?
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 10:10 AM
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3. This stupid
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peacetalksforall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 10:16 AM
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4. Don't forget her hiding - once behind a bush and another behind a low wall - while
her staff was standing there looking down at her - hiding.
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azurnoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 10:33 AM
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5. don't forget the time she held hostage by crazed lesbians in a ladies room
False Imprisonment by Lesbians

Shortly after sponsoring an amendment to ban same-sex marriage in April 2005, Bachmann attended a meeting at a community center in Scandia, Minnesota. At a certain point, witnesses heard a series of piercing screams before witnessing the congresswoman emerge from the restroom in a crouching run while crying, I was being held against my will! Bachmann filed a report with the county sheriff about two women believed to be part of a LGBT group. According to the report:

Bachmann said both women stood in front of the bathroom door and then one woman put her hand on top of the door and her other hand on the door handle and leaned her body weight toward the door to hold it shut. The other woman put her hand on the door as well. was absolutely terrified and has never been that terrorized before as she had no idea what those two women were going to do to her.

The women in question denied holding the door shut and said they were merely chatting with their local senator while waiting in line. Bachmanns complaint was eventually dismissed.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-05-...
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 10:40 AM
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6. I think she must have apprenticed under Krazy Katherine Harris




... and then took what she learned a few steps further.







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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 10:55 AM
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7. The disciples are always more extreme than the masters.
:patriot:
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