Dumping golf balls into the ruptured oil pipe hasn't worked; why not try using BP execs instead?

[brentspeak]

Along with all those who allowed and lobbied on behalf of letting BP cut as many corners to its heart's content?

[AndyA]

1. Because the BP execs are full of shit, and they would just mix in with the oil and gas. n/m

[Ian David]

2. How about just their balls? n/t

[Dr.Phool]

3. I put a bunch of golf balls in a lake last week.

Didn't plug it up either. Maybe next time I'll try BP execs.

Gotta whack 'em with a golf club first, though.

[Rex]

4. I think Rush, Glenn and Hannity have enough hot air

to push all that toxic goo back down into the hole and then BONUS...we could use their bodies to plug up and seal off the gusher. Throw Palin, Bush, Cheney, Boener, hell I could go on all day...you get the idea, throw their asses in their first THEN plug up the dam hole! Karl Rove alone might be enough to plug the hole with this massive, molelike-bulbous head.

[provis99]

5. I don't know. Haven't they already tried slime?

[HopeHoops]

6. Who do you think is GENERATING all of the fucking golf balls?

Besides, BP has NEVER intended to shut down the well. That's a crock of shit. All they've been trying to do is salvage the investment. Asswipes.

[Canuckistanian]

7. I hear that chunks of yachts bring the best results

Say, Tony Hayward has a yacht, doesn't he?