Caption time!

[Bravo Zulu]

[Dont TS Me Brah]

1. I'm a ROLLA' dammit... where did I leave my Gucci loafers? nt

[calimary]

2. It's good to be the king.

[RandomThoughts]

4. I wouldn't want to be a king, I think it leads to bad assumptions of power.

The title itself many times leads people to problems with ego or pride.

The Idea of Kingship I think is more of an idea based on cultures, and as cultures moved to better forms of government, in theory, then such notions like kings or dictators shows their flaws. I like the idea of representative democracies, with transparency, and good information systems. Although there are issues with some of what could be going on in many places. There are ways to think about are political system, and economic systems, that shows why they need to be corrected.

Kings are too authoritarian.

[alphafemale]

3. "Hang the Mission Accomplished sign here and...

...where's my codpiece?"

[jimshoes]

5. Hard to starward and wave anchor

Bring her 360 degrees about. Where's cabin boy Smith?

[skip fox]

6. Tony the Spill Hayward just finished saying, "There, by George, never would have been

if we hadn't discovered America. If we'd just stayed there (points) where we belong, none of this would have happened. . . . Can't we get a break due to historical serendipity?"

[monmouth]

7. I AM a prig, and those are mine!"....n/t

[upi402]

8. "You may photograph my waterway to this point only"

no idea what to do now. it seems so futile with no opposition party

[skip fox]

9. "You Americans ARE a simple sort, aren't you? Didn't you know BP stands for

Broken Pipe? . . . What the hell did you expect? . . . Scones and tea?"

[laurel46]

10. I'm a texas tea pot short and stout, here is my....."

[DebJ]

11. Love it! n/t

[AtomicKitten]

12. It's just a jump to the left ...

(Narrator) It's just a jump to the left.

(Guests) And then a step to the right.

(Narrator) With your hand on your hips.

(Guests) You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust.
They really drive you insane.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again.

(Magenta) It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No not at all.

In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention.
Well secluded I see all...

(Riff Raff) With a bit of a mind flip...

(Magenta) You're into a time slip...

(Riff Raff) And nothing can ever be the same.

(Magenta) You're spaced out on sensation.

(Riff Raff) Like you're under sedation.

(Guests) Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again.

[classysassy]

13. You want oil free sea food ?

try the Red Strip Inn,down Jamaica way.

[Rex]

14. "All that out there...totally fucked, if anything survives it will be a mutant."

"Next question."

[TK421]

15. "Would somebody move those bloody fucking boats? We have a rig going there"!

[jazzelle]

16. "You people are so screwed and you dont even know it"

eom

[LawnKorn]

17. BP - Bringing the oil to American shores