Tampa's Other Attractions!!

[babylonsister]

:rofl:

http://politicalwire.com/archives/2010/05/12/tampas_other_attractions.html

May 12, 2010

Tampa's Other Attractions

Unmentioned in news this morning that the Republican party will pick Tampa as the site for their 2012 national convention: Ben Smith points out the city is known as the "lap dance capital of the world" with 56 different clubs that are adult-oriented.

Given the scandal over RNC expenses at a "bondage-themed nightclub" earlier this year, one wonders if this was a wise choice.

[SpiralHawk]

1. But will there be enough luggage handlers to supply Republicon desires?

And one certainly hopes that G.O.P. planners have made sure there are plenty of faux lesbian bondage clubs, a certified Republicon Family Values fav.

[AndyA]

4. Yeah, because those guys from rentaboy.com do like to look sharp!

Lots and lots of luggage! :rofl:

[madmax]

7. +1

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

11. Yes but will the Airport be ready to accomdate those GOPers with wide stances

:rofl:

Looks like they'll have to update all the bathroom stalls.

[nykym]

2. time for some

boob mounted wireless spy cams, Oh what fun! Can you just picture the drooling faces of wrinkled republicans close up!

[HopeHoops]

9. LOL! The "pastie-cam" - Now THAT would be a site worth paying for!

:rofl:

[nykym]

15. I like it

"Pastie Cam"

[abelenkpe]

3. Tampa huh?

Make sure all those republicans take time to go to the beach and do some swimming. Drink in the natural beauty of the Gulf of Mexico....

[babylonsister]

6. Great idea! nt

[cloudbase]

5. The sulfur and phosphate docks

at Port Sutton are a must see!

[madmax]

8. They should be dragged by their teabags

to see any carnage that is left by this disaster.

[Warpy]

10. That's probably the main reason they chose it, come to think of it

It's not quite as in your face as Las Vegas or the seedier areas of NYC, so they can pass it off as shoring up support in what used to be a deep red state.

But yeah, all those strip clubs are why it beat Orlando out, even with the superior convention and lodging infrastructure there.

[flvegan]

12. We also have at least 100 "lingerie modeling" shops here!

Uh...I mean, I read somewhere that we have a bunch of them. Or something.

[Soylent Brice]

13. uh huh.

sure.

:rofl:

[Blue Owl]

14. Second-highest douchebag-per-capita rating in the U.S.

n/t

[old mark]

16. Lots of hookers, drugs and gambling, and used to be very mobbed up.

They chose very well indeed for their delegates comfort and entertainment.


mark

[nadinbrzezinski]

17. Nah, you got them wrong

they will go for Sunday Service at the Mega Church... I am sure there are a few that can meet their needs.

And we bow our head in prayer... you know. How could you think they will be going THERE?

:hi:

[JCMach1]

18. I kinda like Tampa... so much the worse for the city...

That they have to host the Repigs...

One fun thing to remember (should be fun)... It's the pinnacle of HURRICANE SEASON!