Dicks

[The Damned]

What is it about the short form of "Richard" that seemingly makes so many guys wanna live up to the name?

Nixon.
Morris.
Cheney.
Armey.

I'm probably missing a dozen or more: feel free to contribute! :evilgrin:

(Extra points if you already know that "Dick Army" {no "e"} is the 21st-century nickname of the GOP!)

[niceypoo]

1. Is it true...

...that Dick 'Morris' real last name is 'Cox?'

I think he should be confronted on this live on FOX news.

[NI4NI]

2. I thought his last name was "Less" n/t

[Oceansaway]

sheeesh, i heard it was 'head'...nt

[chillspike]

11. No, that's his first name

"Dick" is his last name.

[The_Commonist]

3. What about Dick Van Dyke...

Dick Butkus and Andy Dick?

They all seem to be pretty nice people...

[The Damned]

7. Andy Dick?

Didn't he rape somebody?

[The_Commonist]

8. Hmmm... Maybe he is a dick after all...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Dick#Erratic_behavior

[The Damned]

12. Maybe not an actual rapist, but.....

"On August 16, 2006, Dick made a widely publicized appearance at the Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner. He licked the faces of Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher, and Patton Oswalt, and groped and bit the hand of New York Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller backstage. Dick, who holds that Stadtmiller "slanted" the incident, returned to rehabilitation after the roast."

[Rex]

4. Knew a Richard in real life, was a complete dick.

I think you're on to something!

[niceypoo]

10. I grew up with a friend named Dick

He insisted that everyone call him 'Rick' to no avail.

[mstinamotorcity]

5. Well the Dicks fit

them perfectly. I thought of names none of them nice. But when you use other names where dick goes its actually quite amusing. Like P---y Nixon,P---y Morris,P---y Cheney, P---y Armey.And I think it fits them too a tee. Feel free to substitute any first name of your choice.:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[madmax]

6. lol nt

[SidDithers]

9. Richardo is one of my favourite DU'ers...

he's not a dick by any means.

Sid