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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-10-10 09:02 PM
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"Hey, man, don't fuck up and BP it."
Maybe that would be the best punishment. Make their name a household word for being unprepared.

"Dude, if you want to try to get into Harvard, don't BP it by failing to apply to community college."

"My TomTom says to turn left, but I think that's wrong. I hope the thing doesn't BP it and I can still get home."
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Duer 157099 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-10-10 09:07 PM
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1. BP really BPs with my BP n/t
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-10-10 09:52 PM
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2. I'm thinking
Like Borked! My minds a blank (what a shock) what are some others.
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HipChick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-10-10 09:54 PM
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3. I'm not holding my breath...
they don't have much of a track record in the North Sea as is..
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-10-10 09:54 PM
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4. Heckuva job, BP/Brownie. I don't know which is more of an insult.
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one_voice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-10-10 09:55 PM
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5. Maybe it could make it to the Uban Dictionary..
Like these new ones...


1. teabagger

A whining fool shouting loudly for liberty but not willing to pay the bill

2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by throwing tea into a river.

A misinformed, right-wing corporate media consumer who often fails to understand that BOTH major parties represent a corrupt plutocracy that steals from the middle class by taxing labor and profiting from corporate tax subsidies.

A teabagger also often fails to acknowledge that George W. Bush and his neo-conservative minions perpetrated one of the boldest and most egregious executive power grabs in the history of the United States. Furthermore, teabaggers mistakenly continue to blame a newly elected President Obama for all that ails the United States of America, based on a grossly flawed perception of reality (including latent racial prejudice) and despite the fact the U.S. economy collapsed on the previous administration's watch.

Teabaggers are also known to base their misguided, right-wing-media-inspired beliefs about President Obama on stupid conspiracy theories about totalitarian takeovers, FEMA camps, etc., despite the fact these very same theories have been circulating around on the Internet for years, and were originally ascribed to neo-conservative cabalists at a time when Barack Obama had not even entered national politics. Teabaggers also are known to be particularly paranoid, xenophobic and intolerant, especially with regard to immigrants and anyone who isn't white.

Additionally, teabaggers generally echo stupid myths about entitlement spending (it actually only accounts for about 1% of federal budget spending), have no idea that most poor people ... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teabagger


Palinize...

To lower, reduce, or dumb down

1. To bluster, to speak without saying anything of substance.

2. To flub a television interview.

3. To Randomly repeat talking points regardless of the questions given to you.

To avoid giving any substantial answer to a factual question, by means of cobbling together meaningless platitudes; to attempt to fool the listeners and distract their attention by pandering to their prejudices and using one's charm or attractiveness. Inspired by the distinctive style of Alaska governor and former VP candidate Sarah Palin

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=palinize

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CLANG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-10-10 10:04 PM
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6. I'd just use it for anything monumentally bad, or failed
That was a BP level oversight.

That was a fuck up of BP-like proportions.
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liberalla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-10-10 10:47 PM
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7. I like it. I like substituting BP for fuck...
(adding an 'i' to make a new word)

"BiP off!"

"That is some BiP-ped up shit!"

"You are BiPping with my head, man."

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jfkraus Donating Member (378 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-10 09:46 AM
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8. Man, I just got BP'ed
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