Why is it that republicans never seem to worry about tomorrow?

[Hubert Flottz]

Because A "thing" that might someday come back to bite a republican on the ass, can't figure out where to start biting on a total ass.

This was Hubert's SWAP for the day...

[Oregone]

1. Because the electorate can't remember yesterday

[SargeUNN]

2. probably because they think

the rapture is coming and they will safe with their horrible God.

[gateley]

4. I wish they'd just focus on preparing for that and stop making the rest of us miserable. nt

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. I like it when they pretend to care about tomorrow.

"We need to worry about the budget when Jimmy is 40 years old, but lets cut unemployment benefits to Jimmy's father so Jimmy can go hungry in the mean time."

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Shit Jimmy will have his balls blown away in their next preemptive

holy crusade in the Middle East. And the GOPers will make tax free money thanks to Jimmy's vaporized testes.

Then the NeoGangsters will preemptively invade your pension fund again and the shock and awe will come when they quit sending social security checks.

[skeptical cynic]

6. Because they live in a fictional past

[bemildred]

7. Shock doctrine: disasters are good, disasters are "opportunities". nt