Found!1 Quitter PALIN's perfect running mate: Evo MORALES ("Chicken causes The-Gay")

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So the hacker kid might go to prison for FIFTY YEARS?!1 Let's see: Quitter smiled throughout her entire testimony about how harmed she was. Her "harm" (celebrityhood) has kept her ego and her cash flow inflated. Even the opportunity to testify feeds her need to whine, nag, and extort vengeance. What's with all the harm?!1

As for Evo, besides the chicken, he launched into something about plumbing problems plus Coca Cola, saying that when the plumber arrives he immediately asks for some coins, that he then leaves with the coins to go buy Coca Cola, that he then returns to pour a cup of Coca Cola down the toilet and----CARAMBA!1 The toilet is FIXED!1 Now, perhaps he is suggesting that chicken should be marinated in Coca Cola and The-Gay will similarly be FIXED!1



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http://gawker.com/5523047/bolivian-president-says-eating-chicken-turns-you-gay

Bolivian President Says Eating Chicken Turns You Gay

At a conference on Tuesday, Bolivian leader Evo Morales said hormones in chicken cause men who eat it to "experience deviances in being men." He means "makes them gay." Luckily this can be counteracted by eating pizza in the shower.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/21/evo-morales-warns-chicken_n_545184.html

Evo Morales Warns Chicken Can Ruin Hair, Virility

TIQUIPAYA, Bolivia — Bolivian President Evo Morales said Tuesday that men should stay away from chicken if they want to maintain their hair and virility.

Morales told an environmental conference that chicken producers inject the birds with female hormones "and because of that, men who consume them have problems being men." He also suggested eating too much chicken for too long could make men go bald.

Morales' warning may be out of date: Chicken producers in Europe, the United States and many other countries say they abandoned the use of hormones in poultry several decades ago and many if not most Western nations ban them outright.

The president also blasted Coca-Cola, saying, "It is harmful. ... Imagine what it contains."

Morales blamed "the west," a reference to industrial countries such as the U.S., which he said "bring us more and more poison."

The secret ingredient in Coca-Cola is widely rumored to be something Morales himself once grew as leader of a coca-producers union – a version of the plant with the psychoactive substances removed.




http://vodpod.com/watch/3483690-evo-morales-i-cant-believe-a-black-president-can-hold-so-much-vengeance-against-an-indian-president

Evo Morales: I Can’t Believe a Black President Can Hold So Much Vengeance Against an Indian President

http://gawker.com/5523300/sarah-palin-is-all-smiles-at-email-hackers-trial

Sarah Palin Is All Smiles at Email Hacker's Trial

Remember that time some kid hacked Sarah Palin's email, and then slutty gossip sites published the screenshots? Homeboy's now on trial, and Sarah was a witness today. What did she say?
Not much actually. According to the AP, Palin "smiled almost constantly through 30 minutes of testimony as she told jurors about the disruption the hacking caused for her family and close friends."

Outside the courtroom, Palin was asked if the charges against former University of Tennessee student David Kernell—which could put him behind bars for 50 years—were excessive. "I don't know," the former governor of Alaska said, "but I do think there should be consequences for bad behavior." If that was the way the world worked, then maybe a woman who faced a gazillion ethics complaints, blew $150,000 of party money on a shopping spree and quit being governor barely halfway through her first term wouldn't have made $12 million in the past year?


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1. I interpreted the "diviances" as being

man boobs, infertility from high estrogen levels, etc. Why chickens? because chickens are VERY heavily injected with hormones and antibiotics
http://www.squidoo.com/estrogen-dominance-infertility

Xenoestrogens are the leading cause of estrogen dominance caused by non-natural sources. With age, levels of testosterone in men drop and estrogen is comparatively in excess but that is a part of a natural process. Synthetically manufactured edibles (such as commercially raised beef) and man-made household products like air fresheners, plastic and tin containers, paints and cosmetics contain a high degree of xenoestrogens which are primary cause of increased levels of estrogen. These xenoestrogens can behave like estrogens, which leads to an excess in the overall estrogen level of the body.

Pesticides and growth hormones (such as given to commercially raised chicken) are the primary sources for xenoestrogens.


Oh, and by the way, coca cola will eat the stoppage in a drain pipe
http://www.whynot.net/ideas/4400

Green Remedy for Clogged Drain
Although it is not the most green product on the market, the most effective way I clean drains is with a new 2-liter of Coca Cola. The carbonation works quite well at cleans out residue in the pipes, and it is quite a bit cheaper and safer than draino. I have found it to be more effective than the most natural remedies, but wish I could find the equivalent of the soda water without the high-fructose corn syrup at the same price.


but, hey, everything is about the "gay" if you want to look at it that way.