Need some creative DUers to "mangle" some Pallin quotes

[StopTheNeoCons]

She mangles President Obama's words as political ammo, we can do that too, although getting her speeches will be tough since she bans all media from her appearances....

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. an impossible task.

willful witlessness is extremely hard to do.

[MineralMan]

2. That's dopey strangey.

Are you trying to be a mavenick?

[Raschel]

11. Mavenick. Isn't that Yiddish?

[MineralMan]

12. Could be. Who can say?

But, nu...ess a bissel...we can talk later.

[YOY]

3. They come pre-mangled for us.

Really...she's not really opposition as most of the populace correctly understands she is either/both an idiot or/and a con-woman.

[pinboy3niner]

6. Exactly

Remember when the best parody Tina Fey could come up with was to use Palin's own words? :rofl:

[Ian David]

4. No. We fight with the Truth. n/t

[madinmaryland]

5. Uhmm. She does a fine enough job herself.

[TankLV]

7. Why - she mangles them all by herself

That's why Tina Fey is such a big hit - she virtually changed NOTHING - and that's what the fucking repukes/tea baggers don't get...!

[pinboy3niner]

8. It would be a mistake to treat her as a "serious thinker"

on anything. Except, maybe, moose-dressing. Or airborne wildlife slaughter. Or the floating characteristics of dead fish. That's about it.

[Arkana]

9. I don't think it's possible.

Her quotes are mangled enough already when they spill out of her retarded maw.

[LeftishBrit]

10. Surely she can do that herself, better than anyone!