CIA: Increase in Indecipherable Chatter Turns Out to Be Palin (Borowitz)

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CIA: Increase in Indecipherable Chatter Turns Out to Be Palin
Andy Borowitz

Borowitz Report) - A sharp uptick in what the Central Intelligence Agency has termed "indecipherable chatter" has been traced to former Alaska governor Sarah Palin, an agency spokesperson confirmed today.

According to the spokesperson, the CIA first noted a dramatic increase in the unintelligible utterances around the time of the launch of Gov. Palin's book, Going Rogue.

"We had a difficult time deciphering them because they did not seem to follow the discernible pattern of an organized language or code," the spokesperson said.

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"Being that Americans have difficulties understanding what I'm saying, just now imagine, also too, how confusing I must be to foreign ears like Putin," she said.

more:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/cia-increase-in-indeciphe_b_458331.html

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1. Indecipherable Chatter

maybe she was practising english as a second language despite not having an intelligible first one.