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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 12:40 PM
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What happens when you attach a Jesus Sight to a Non-Jesus Rifle?
I say the previously Non-Jesus Rifle becomes a Jesus Rifle.
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 12:41 PM
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1. Agnostic misfire????
:shrug:
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G_j Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 12:42 PM
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2. +1000
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randr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 12:42 PM
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3. You get to kill in the name of the lord.
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Christa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 12:43 PM
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4. A Biblical murder weapon? nt
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 01:23 PM
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9. If only we could equip all armies only with weapons like
ass jawbones and slings, a lot of this crap would end.
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WeDidIt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 12:43 PM
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5. That, my friend, is the seventh sign of the apocalypse. n/t
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 12:46 PM
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6. Buddha gets angry?
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 12:51 PM
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7. Nah, he just shakes his head and smiles. Mohammed gets angry.
While Moses finds a way to turn it into yet another "Seaman" joke.

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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 12:52 PM
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8. I love SUPER BEST friends!
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customerserviceguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 02:36 PM
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10. I wondered what this was all about
then I saw something yesterday on Google News about it. These appear to be very tiny inscriptions, that are just the initials of a few obscure verses.

Are they really any more offensive than "In God We Trust" on a coin in an American soldier's pocket?
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Selatius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 02:37 PM
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11. You end up with a Chuck Norris rifle. nt
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 02:37 PM
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12. Are the bullets Jesus or Non-Jesus?
It's really about the bullets. Guns don't kill, bullets do.
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Pavulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 02:58 PM
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14. They are zionist oppressor bullets
us bought some from Israel after Lake City could not keep up.
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 02:56 PM
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13. You get a Unitarian frickin' killing machine, that's what.

Kill first, but do ask questions later. ;)
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 07:18 PM
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17. The DU Religion/Theology forum.
Even I won't go there... :scared:
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