The SuperBowl of Stupid

[marmar]

http://www.nationalteapartyconvention.com/home.aspx


The First National Tea Party Convention is officially SOLD OUT!!!! :rofl:

You may place your name on the waiting list in the event additional tickets become available. Thank you and we look forward to seeing everyone at the Convention!

Banquet Only tickets (featuring keynote speaker Sarah Palin) still available! Probably lots of them !!!! - OP's comment


Tea Party Nation is pleased to announce the First National Tea Party Convention. The convention is aimed at bringing the Tea Party Movement leaders together from around the nation for the purpose of networking and supporting the movement's multiple organizations' principal goals. This event is co-sponsored by other national groups that believe in a responsible and limited federal government that is responsive to all the people. Our Sponsors include Tea Party Emporium, Judicial Watch, Eagle Forum, The Leadership Institute, Vision America, SurgeUSA, Smart Girl Politics and National Taxpayers Union. Participants include: Tea Party Express, The Memphis Tea Party, National Precinct Alliance, Young Americans for Freedom, The Evergreen/Conifer Tea Party, North Carolina Freedom Tea Party, Rep. Michele Bachmann, Rep. Marsha Blackburn, Joseph Farah, Angela McGlowan, Judge Roy Moore, Tom Fitton, Bruce Donnelly, Ana Puig, Steve Milloy, Mark Skoda, Keli Carender (aka Liberty Belle), Dr. B. Leland Baker, Walter Fitzgerald, Philip Glass, Dr. Rick Scarborough, David DeGerolamo and Lori Christenson.
Special Keynote Speaker for the event will be Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska (2006-2009) and 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Nominee.

[ThatsMyBarack]

1. Oh, crap....

The REAL Billionaires for Wealthcare are out in full force! :hide:

[MercutioATC]

2. Basically, they sold all of the "cheap" tickets.

The expensive tickets that include the banquet are still available.

That's like a stadium claiming to be "Sold Out" because there are no bleacher seats left.

[spanone]

3. the department of redundancy department of stupidity

[gateley]

4. At least all the words are spelled correctly. That's almost a first. nt

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[Tuvok Obama]

6. Philip Glass??? I just about fainted when I saw his name on the list

I had to check it out. The minimalist composer Philip Glass? Might as well have Dennis Kucinich on that list.

Then I got a second dose of existential panic ("Has someone been screwing with the timeline, and I'm suddenly in an alternate reality?") when I went to the official website of composer Philip Glass and saw that his normally busy calender is literally blank the entire week of the teabaggers' ball!

But I checked around some more, and the universe makes sense again. This is a different Philip Glass. This one is "a former commercial mortgage banker in Cincinnati who is the national director of the precinct alliance," as quoted at El Paso Inc. (link below).

http://elpasoinc.com/readArticleNYT.aspx?guid=8e59d762-67ef-b631-1bce-a2574b4fd08d

[mrbarber]

7. Michele Bachmann AND Sarah Palin?

Oh man, the universe might implode from the sheer amount of stupid.

[Maru Kitteh]

8. TOUCHDOWN!