Bush (or any other Republican/Republican term) should really be called ________ (fill in the blank)

[ProgressiveAmPatriot]

I'm writing a program (a greasemonkey script to be exact for the more technical among you) that will change text in a Firefox web browser to what it really should be. For example, "George W. Bush," even if it is on the White House website, will now read "Voldemort." No Child Left Behind now reads Every Child Left Behind. Sen. Lieberman now comes up as Sen. Warmonger. Anyway, you get the jist. I would like suggestions for calling a spade a spade. For instance, if you think the term pro-life should be replaced with misogynist, let me know.

Please try to add new words, instead of doing a million different variations on the chimp.

Here is what I have so far:

"Bush": "Voldemort",
"George W. Bush": "Voldemort",
"George Bush": "Voldemort",
"Dubya": "Voldemort",
"No Child Left Behind": "Every Child Left Behind",
"NCLB": "Death of the Public Schools",
"pro-life": "anti-choice",
"abortion opponents": "mysogenists",
"republican": "fascist",
"republicans": "fascists",
"conservative": "fascist",
"conservatives": "fascists",
"War in Iraq": "Civil War in Iraq",
"surge": "death of more troops",
"fox": "faux",
"press secretary": "propaganda minister",
"White House": "Jail House",
"White House officials": "Jail House criminals",
"Bush Administration": "The Mob",
"Bush Administration officials": "Mob officials",
"National Riffle Association": "National Death Association",
"NRA": "National Death Association",
"John McCain": "John Flipfloper Warmonger Condomns Don't Prevent AIDS McCain",
"NRA": "National Death Association",
"NRA": "National Death Association",
"God": "the Flying Spaghetti Monster",
"Intelligent Design": "Creationalism"}

[Catch22Dem]

1. to the mat

[WinkyDink]

2. Beelzebub.

[JeffR]

3. The American experiment gone tragically wrong n/t

[annabanana]

4. out.

to account.

[annabanana]

5. My personal fave is "chucklenuts". . . . n/t

[proud patriot]

6. "to account and held responsible"

:hi:

[Donnachaidh]

7. hey hey HEY now -- Voldemort has SKILLS

I have to protest that name for Bush. The man's a blithering chucklehead.!

[Initech]

8. Republican = asshole!

You can omit the !

[jakem]

9. fucktards.

[Cabcere]

10. I like "Dictator-tot" for Bush

but Voldemort works too. :)

[Fresh_Start]

11. Pandora

for obvious reasons