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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-24-09 11:00 AM
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RW riddle: How many Republicans does it take to.......?
How many Republicans does it take to select their next presidential nominee?

According to Fox Noise, it will take 193% of them.



No wonder they got Bush Lite in for a second term.

Diebold and ESS have their work cut out for them in the next Republican primary season.
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-24-09 11:04 AM
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1. one to hold the bulb, the other 192.9% to rotate the corpse of Abe Lincoln
until a lightbulb goes off over Reagan's head.

Or something. Need more coffee....
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Sarah Ibarruri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-24-09 11:06 AM
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3. LOL! I like it :) nt
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Sarah Ibarruri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-24-09 11:06 AM
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2. ROFLMAO! Love it. nt
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-24-09 11:20 AM
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4. They've got Diebold tabulating the results.
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-24-09 12:25 PM
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6. Or Max Bialystock.
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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-24-09 04:26 PM
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7. Good old Max!
"Assuming one was dishonest...."

"Assume away!"
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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-24-09 11:41 AM
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5. rofl
I guess some of them do vote twice? Like 93% of them? :rofl:
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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-24-09 04:28 PM
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8. "Conservatively" speaking, at that.............. n/t
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