Come up with your own Scientology commercial!

[Bonobo]

Let's come up with our own!
Here is a sample to start with:

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It’s shiny cars, wistful eyes and roast beef for dinner.
It’s questions and answers and ‘I don’t knows.’
It’s finding true love and losing it and finding it all over again.

It’s music and sensation and touchdowns and chocolate.
It’s spirituality and inspiration and money and traffic jams.
It’s disaster and heroism and paper clips and knowing when to breathe.

It’s flirting and tasting and curiosity.
It’s fast and its slow and its rising and falling.
It’s every moment. Every hope. Every dream.
Every piece of the cosmic puzzle.
It’s life. And its yours.

[madrchsod]

1. i had enough of this crazy ass cult....

when i worked at a plant that printed their publications. we would`t run the stuff until they paid the first class postage. they had a habit of demanding we immediately print their stuff without paying postage..they did have long production runs so we put up with them......some of the catholic women did`t like to handle the pages because they thought the cult were devil worshipers..

[ZombieHorde]

3. "some of the catholic women did`t like to handle the pages because they thought the cult were devil"

I will take Scientologists and Devil Worshipers over the Catholic Church any day.

[juno jones]

4. Pare that down to devil worshippers and I'll stand with ya.

I've lurked enough at operation clambake enough to know that scientologists, while affecting fewer people than catholics are a dangerous bunch of culties whose abuse of their own parishoners is about to become legendary as more media organizations cover their story.

Satanists on the other hand, ehh. I know a bunch of them casually and aside from being a bit selfish and straining a little too hard to be mysterious they seem pretty safe.

They're like us dems and dem suppporters-herding cats.:)

[postulater]

2. That sounds like a commercial for Monday Night Football