I know George W. Bush has a lot of time on his hands these days, but this is ridiculous...

[EarlG]

He'll never be a DU moderator. But YOU could be!

>> Click here to learn more about becoming a DU moderator <<

[Dogmudgeon]

1. Need some wood?

Those debates sealed the deal!

--d!

[Auggie]

2. Consistent blue shirt, no less

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Wicked funny, my dear EarlG!

[redqueen]

4. *roffle*

[quiet.american]

5. Lol -- fab. nt

[krispos42]

6. I think you and Skinner have enough babies to worry about as it is!

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. Bush - "Let's see - M O D R E R, no, M O D R U, no, dang, how do you spell that word?"

But all I know is I is one.

[Call Me Wesley]

8. "Getcha hands off me I call the cops!"

Aces!

[Dr. Strange]

9. This just in...George Bush accepted his new position as DU administrator.

In response to a swarm of trolls from freerepublic, Bush immediately declared war on Photobucket.

"You're either with us, or you don't get a star," said the president-cum-website administrator.

When asked about the war, Skinner replied, "Sure, he's not bright, but he does one hell of a job spotting and locking sex threads in the Lounge."

[beac]

17. "I'm the Desexider!"

[pinto]

10. LOL.

The Hot Tub went to double plus code red alert for a while there. And we locked the liquor cabinet.

[Cyrano]

11. Actually, letting W be a moderator isn't a bad idea

It would give us all a lot of chuckles -- which we need more and more these days.

It would put DU in competition with SNL, or Jon Stewart.

More freepers would contribute $ to DU to keep W here (a good business decision).

It might take up enough of his time to keep him from doing harm elsewhere.

DU would instantly shoot to the top of the "let's giggle" sites.

[midnight]

12. Funny.

[rasputin1952]

13. ROFLPMP...

[lpbk2713]

14. "Democratic Underground?"

"Tell them I'm in conference at the moment with Mr McCormick."

"It's hard work bein' a ex-Prezdink."







(Good work EarlG)

[FarLeftFist]

15. That was Awesome.

[HopeHoops]

16. Someone would have to teach him how to get on "The Internets"

He wouldn't have time to moderate "The DU" because he would be lookin' at the ranch on "The Google".

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

18. I Love It! It's A Classic Already!

Good job with that.

[TexasObserver]

19. Have you considered implementing a DRAFT?

Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna sayyyyy good bye


That's my Rick Roll.

[uppityperson]

20. "access denied" when I try your link. I know, am on ignore by everyone?

[EarlG]

21. Sorry, my mistake

Should be fixed now.

[Cleita]

22. Would he be the first falling down drunk moderator on DU?

I guess that's why he wouldn't make the cut even if he weren't a Republican and a war criminal.

[DireStrike]

23. Somehow I never saw the backwards flag pic.

lol.

Cheers and godspeed to all would-be moderators!

[Arugula Latte]

24. Moderadin' iz hard werk!

Screw it. I'll jesh have anudder beer. *hic*

[Ikonoklast]

25. Grovelbot would blow a circuit.

The gungeoun would get interesting, however, if you could talk The Dick Cheney to come on board.

[rvablue]

26. Hilarious! n/t

[greatauntoftriplets]

27. Please, NO!!!!

[woo me with science]

35. Don't worry....

He can't read.

[krispos42]

41. I bet $5 he nukes himself within the first three hours of the mod term

And this time, maybe you shouldn't bring him back...

[Helga Scow Stern]

28. I feel sorry for the poor sap. n/t

[Aviation Pro]

29. This was one of the most disturbing photos taken during the Two Shoes....

...reign of terror. Seriously, is he going to fuck that woman with a carrot?

[GreenTea]

30. Man, is the idiot Bush shit-faced drunk in photos - 2, 6 & 7 or what?

[Submariner]

42. At least AWOL-boy waited until the Olympics to get loaded to the gills

so that his boorish behavior could be observed by entire viewing audience in the rest of f'ing world, instead of just keeping the local drunk scene around Dallas or the pig farm.

If Bush is going to be a national embarrassment, hey, he might as well share the pathetic experience of being a stain on the office of the POTUS, and be a total assh*le and go Interf**kingnational.

[goclark]

45. Were those photos real? I just can't believe my eyes

when I see them posted.

I can believe that he was/is a Drunk but they never taked about him on television.

Wonder why they never showed him~ we know don't we.

Just imagine if our current President did that ~

[Danger Mouse]

31. That's awesome!

Hey, I think Bushie would be good at it, myself.

[TygrBright]

34. Sorry. I just do NOT wanna share the hot tub with him.

He'll spill that cheap-ass booze in the water, for one thing.

Maybe we can get him his own play-pool? One of those blow-up kind?

He'd probably never know the difference.

firmly,
Bright

[jwirr]

38. Yeah all of our posts would be locked. As to his being drunk in those

pic - that is what was said at the time of the Olympics. The one where they are helping him out of the bleaches is my fave.

[jimlup]

32. It is scary that America allowed him to be selected twice...

God! What a total yahoo. My teenage son uses his presidency as evidence that people are stupid.

[malaise]

33. Freaking brilliant

[lonestarnot]

36. I hope I'm forgiven for the hatred I have for that freak.

[unblock]

37. but he IS the moderationer!

[Whisp]

39. Big LoLs. Great Job. hahaha! nt

[Indenturedebtor]

40. Bwahahahah brilliant! Especially the baby one hahahaha n/t

[Politicalboi]

43. Motivator, Moderator

"Just go out and shop"
See how easy that is.

[Maru Kitteh]

44. Needs more cowbell.

Just kidding! LOVE it!

[DFW]

46. Bush thinks he's qualified (see below). His predecessor has doubts (see below).

but.......

[nemo137]

47. I laughed.

Then I cried, then I laughed again. Well done.

[libodem]

48. Very clever

ROFLMAF

[seafan]

49. Here's one more flashback:

From here

[Scurrilous]

50. Kick

[cbayer]

51. He just called and said if he doesn't get the job, the kitty gets hurt.