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Scriptor Ignotus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 04:08 PM
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What Ever Happened to Crazy? -- Chris Rock
Chris Rock: Everybody is wanting to know what music were the kids listening to, or what movies were they watching. Who gives a fuck what they was watching! Whatever happened to crazy? What, you can't be crazy no more? Should we eliminate crazy from the dictionary?

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Chris Rock: Everybody is talking about gun control. Got to control the guns. Fuck, that, I like guns. If you've got a gun, you don't need to work out! Cause, I ain't working out. I ain't jogging. No, I think we need some bullet control. I think every bullet should cost five thousand dollars. Five thousand dollars for a bullet. Know why? Cos if a bullet cost five thousand dollars, there'd be no more innocent by-standers. That'd be it. Some guy'd be shot you'd be all 'Damn, he must've done something, he's got fifty thousand dollars worth of bullets in his ass!' And people'd think before they shot someone 'Man I will blow your fucking head off, if I could afford it. I'm gonna get me a second job, start saving up, and you a dead man. You'd better hope I don't get no bullets on lay-away!' And even if you get shot you wouldn't need to go to the emergency room. Whoever shot you'd take their bullet back. 'I believe you got my property?'


As true then as it is today...
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 04:15 PM
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1. I remember that segment.
I love Rock. He... rocks!
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 04:19 PM
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2. I remember that time he said it on Maher, thanks for finding it
Chris Rock for President!!!
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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 04:33 PM
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3. I saw him on Maher not that long ago.
But the truth is... If bullets were really expensive, just how many shootings would there be?
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