Obama's Nobel Prize: predict the rightwing response

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

Off the top of my head, here's some wingnuttery I fully expect to hear coming from the usual suspects. Please feel free to add your own!

- The Nobel committee is always giving prizes to commie non-Christian socialist lefties. This just confirms Obama's one of them.

- They gave it to him because he's black. It's about race. That makes them racist.

- Now we know the real reason why Obama went to Copenhagen. He snuck over to Sweden and strong-armed the Nobel committee into awarding him the prize to distract everyone from the utter failure of his administration.

- Clearly another case of ACORN voter fraud.

Your guess?

[rfranklin]

1. Acorn plot...

Michelle pimped out her husband.

[Frustratedlady]

2. Well, one thing is for sure, they won't complement him for his achievement.

I'm very proud of him for winning the prize, so that guarantees the RWrs will be furious. Never fails.

Rush will be wiggling so hard, he'll (hopefully) fall off his throne.

[democracy1st]

3. K & R I'll be updating all day long on what I hear but I suspect they'll say

something like Europe and the World hates America. LOL

[HereSince1628]

4. Winning it once doesn't mean ANYTHING! n/t

[HereSince1628]

17. Just dawned on me...Socialists give Obama Peace Prize for loving Muslims

[TankLV]

5. bush* NEVER gets any credit for all of this!!!

Obama has only been in office for EIGHT MONTHS - this should have gone to AWOL bush"!!!

[liberal N proud]

6. After they put their heads together

They will be on the airwaves 24/7 telling us he has not done anything since being elected.

[Bolo Boffin]

7. They will remind us that Yassar Arafat won the Peace Prize.

Just like they've been doing for years. That's almost kneejerk for them to say.

[depakid]

12. +1

[Monk06]

16. They played the Arafat card just an hour before you posted this

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2358189/posts

Post no 2

[Monk06]

19. delete

[Bolo Boffin]

39. I'm not surprised. I've heard it about five times on TV and Facebook today.

Dana Perino reminded the Fox Nation, among others. Sigh.

[Monk06]

8. What has the president of Kenya done for world peace ???

[Monk06]

9. So I guess this means the PO is on again? Today OP tomorrow Single Payer. HOUZA

[KharmaTrain]

10. I Just Saw One "Make Up For Copenhagen"

This dude is a "friend of friends" on Facebook and reverend on top of it all. Here's a supposed man of the cloth and he constantly is spewing hate radio talking points and shows as much compassion as a soap dish.

I expect the wingnut parallel universe to be in full poutrage today...

[CTyankee]

30. I heard that one too! Hilarious...

These idiots think there's a connection...well, both of their headquarters are in Scandinavia...different countries but hey, it's close...

[Monk06]

11. Senator, check. President of the USA, check. Nobel Peace Prize, check. Chicago Olympics, fail.

[Monk06]

13. All that's left now is to free them hostages in Iran ..........DOH

[WeDidIt]

14. I'm sure tehre will be comments about a shark and a jump

Cliche's are all the right wing has.

BTW, has anybody noticed that "jump the shark" has "choked on the pretzel"?

[TicketyBoo]

15. It's already starting.

Just turned off Morning Joe because I couldn't stand the Obama bashing going on.

Dang. They're exhibiting still more rooting against our country when they're putting down him winning the peace prize.

I love it.

[ck4829]

18. "Waah! Reagan should have won it! Waah!"

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

36. "Obama Ima let you finish"

:rofl:

[TexasObserver]

20. It will be cited as proof that the globalists are using Obama.

See!

He's one of them!!

The "he's not one of us, he's one of them" theme is the touchstone of the Obama attacks in the GOP.

[Monk06]

21. Yeah but Jay Dubya just made an important speech in front of the Calgary Chamber of Commerce.

And the paid him $100,000 dollars so there !!!!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. Socialism!!!!

Poorly spelled on signs.

[davidpdx]

23. They will probably say it proves that Obama is pushing us

towards socialism. But that's a total guess without going over to the freeper sites. Let me know if I'm right.

(If I am do I win a t-shirt?)

[HughBeaumont]

24. The gif in this post should cover it . . .

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6733384

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

38. hypnotic

and oh so wish fulfilling

[BlueIris]

25. Lessee...Obama was never eligible to win the Nobel because he's not American.

That'll be first up. Because they'll never stop with that. Runner up: He wouldn't have gotten it if he were not president, which he's not "really eligible" to be.

Then they'll insinuate:

--Nobel Committee is brainwashed.

--Nobel Committee is filled with liberals.

--Nobel Committee is trying to make terrorists attack America.

--Obama "intimidated" the Nobel Committee into giving him the award.

[RebelOne]

26. Here are some responses from the right-wing fundies.

www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=111865

[BlueIris]

33. My favorite response from that site:

"Well he only has 3 yrs left if we can get him voted out other wise we will be stuck with him for another 7 years and 3 months and like 10 days LOL.. We can only hope Dr Orly Taitz can prove he wasn't born here and has 39 Social security numbers if we can get that investigated and prove it true it could be less... Ok So I am wishing"

"39 Social security numbers"? I tuned out a lot of the birther madness, so I missed the part where they started accusing him of having 39 fake identities. Insane.

[Lilyeye]

27. Someone right here on DU said your second response.

[redqueen]

37. WTF...

really?

Wait... why am I surprised?

[cherish44]

28. It's proof he's the ANTICHRIST!!11!!!!!!1!!!

nt

[Capt. America]

29. This just proves that he is a secret Muslim-socialist manchurian candidate.

[badgerpup]

31. Asplosions....

:nuke:
Lots and lots of heads goin' splody-boom...
and then their eyes sorta go into a vacant stare and they start making this weird EHHHHHHHHHHHHH noise...
sorta like a dial tone, but without the harmonics.
Basically, a
"++++++++++++++++++++++++++++CARRIER LOST+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++" sort of thing...


Poor things...the election broke their brains as it was (forget who said that)...
and now this bi-racial/colored Negro/black/secret-Muslim /Nazi/fascist/socialist/not-a-natural-born-citizen has won the Nobel Peace Prize?
:wow:

Think there may be a change in the feeling on 'we need healthcare NOW, dammit!', since there's gonna be a serious spike in psych patients...:yoiks:

[izzybeans]

32. I checked free republic and you are right on. Predictable knuckledraggers.

Your third one was more like this however: that the IOC deferred payoff money to the Nobel committee. Probably through a birth certificate laundering ring or something.

Another one is that "he hasn't ever done anything in his whole life".

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

35. "birth certificate laundering ring" - nice!

:thumbsup:

[Vinca]

34. The wingnuts will say Obama has known he was a contender and

that's why he's procrastinating on sending McChrystal his 40,000 troop.