Moon will release deadly cloud of dihydrogen monoxide crystals upon impact.

[ddeclue]

Past experience has shown dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO):

1) to be deadly when inhaled,
2) to be corrosive to electronics,
3) to be highly conductive of thermal energy resulting in thermal burns or hypothermia depending upon conditions,
4) to be conductive of electricity in liquid form
5) to be a key ingredient in powerful and destructive hurricanes.
6) to be a key ingredient in lightning formation in crystalline form.
7) to reduce visibility in either liquid or crystalline form.
8) to reduce vehicular traction in liquid form
9) to attach itself to aircraft in crystalline form increasing weight and causing increased drag and turbulent flow over the vehicle.
10) to be a key ingredient in various toxic acids, alkalines, and solvents.

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[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. ...

:spank:

Stop trying to scare people!













:rofl:

[Statistical]

2. DHMO kills. No amount of DHMO can ever be completely safe

Big DHMO wants you to think a little DHMO is ok but it ISN'T. Even a small amount can kill. Only safe thing to do is ban it completely.

Hell earth based DHMO is already lethal we certainly don't need any moon based DHMO.

[rcrush]

3. aww shit

no you didnt

[Swamp Rat]

4. !

:spank:

[regnaD kciN]

5. Damn those scientists!

:grr:

[NNadir]

6. An Oldie But Goodie.

Some others.

Dihydrogen monoxide leaks have lead to the destruction of homes.

Uncontrolled spills of dihydrogen oxide have been known to wipe out whole communites.

Many highly toxic plants grow stronger when dihydrogen oxide is present, as do many noxious weeds.

Dihydrogen monoxide can saturate land and cause it to collapse.

Dihydrogen monoxide is corrosive and actually eats through some metals.

Dihydrogen monoxide is known to cause transport of toxic chemicals.

Dihydrogne monoxide is often contaminated with sewage...

[Joe Fields]

7. damn! I learn something new everyday.

[Mojambo]

8. On the other hand it might turn some peeps into the Fantastic Four and shit!. n/t

[dipsydoodle]

9. Could also be a laxative.

and fish fuck in it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax

[Omnibus]

10. Traces of DHMO have been found in the bodies of EVERY child...

...that Glenn Beck has allegedly raped and murdered.

Or so I hear.

[FatDave]

11. What do you think chemtrails are?

Almost 100% dihydrogen monoxide.

[AwakeAtLast]

12. You forgot

11) Also makes Gremlins multiply.



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