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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 06:08 PM
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When you get out of jail, they give you your stuff back.
I guess Jim Traficant's "stuff" included that awful rug. (He's on Hardball right now)
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 06:08 PM
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1. Beam. Me. Up. Scotty.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 06:12 PM
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2. One unused prophylactic... one soiled...
One man's hair comb. One Timex digital watch, broken. Two gold-plated finger rings. One black suit jacket. One pair black suit pants. One yellow... er... white Arrow shirt. one black necktie. One pair sunglasses. Twenty-three dollars and seven cents. Sign the receipt, please.
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salguine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 06:51 PM
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4. Ha!
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 06:44 PM
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3. Except for the drug paraphernalia. nt
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 06:53 PM
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5. true story, got busted for smoking a joint in high school with a friend. When we were released
later in the day they gave my friends his box of cigarettes back and YES it had a rolled joint in it.
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