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theHandpuppet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 05:19 PM Original message |
Drive-By Evangelism |
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Ron Green (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 05:23 PM Response to Original message |
1. I LOVE IT when religious people come to my door. I always invite them in and |
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theHandpuppet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 05:35 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. I'm glad you have the time to do that |
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Warpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 06:00 PM Response to Reply #4 |
10. Hire a night nurse to sleep on your couch |
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rd_kent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 08:25 PM Response to Reply #1 |
29. . |
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kevinbgoode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-06-09 04:08 PM Response to Reply #1 |
46. I always tell them that I am highly insulted by their approach |
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tulsakatz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 05:26 PM Response to Original message |
2. don't feel bad if you have to be rude...... |
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theHandpuppet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 05:37 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Yeah, but they're using their kids now. |
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droidamus2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 06:06 PM Response to Reply #5 |
14. Not necessarily |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 05:26 PM Response to Original message |
3. Talk the talk like you're already "saved" by the blood of Jesus |
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katandmoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 05:44 PM Response to Original message |
6. I haven't answered my door for years (unless I'm expecting someone). |
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Mamacrat (155 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 09:33 PM Response to Reply #6 |
36. Me, too. |
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havocmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
7. Do they put the tracts in your mailbox, or mail them? |
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Warpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 06:01 PM Response to Reply #7 |
11. I still find them jammed into my front door from time to time |
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WeDidIt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 05:49 PM Response to Original message |
8. Proselytizing is rude and obmnoxious behaviour |
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LuvNewcastle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 06:00 PM Response to Original message |
9. I always yell "Who is it?" before |
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ChairmanAgnostic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 06:03 PM Response to Original message |
12. every month or so, 3 Jehovah's witlesses followed by a couple of Mormons |
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47of74 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
13. Take your cell phone out |
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Pharlo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
15. Dogs are helpful. |
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TheCentepedeShoes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 06:47 PM Response to Original message |
16. Are they going door to door |
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theHandpuppet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 08:12 PM Response to Reply #16 |
26. It's gone way beyound the old door-to-door routine |
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theHandpuppet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 06:52 PM Response to Original message |
17. So far I've been getting lots of suggestions on the door-to-door stuff |
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Igel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 07:03 PM Response to Original message |
18. I had a roomie who was being converted by the Campus Crusade for Christ. |
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Berry Cool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 07:25 PM Response to Original message |
19. I feel your pain. I was ambushed by Jehovah's Witnesses twice within a week |
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theHandpuppet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 08:04 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. Yep, the "Drive-Bys" have struck |
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jmm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 08:53 PM Response to Reply #19 |
32. My record is three times in one day. |
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izquierdista (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 08:00 PM Response to Original message |
20. Invite them to kiss Hank's ass |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 08:02 PM Response to Original message |
21. Print out a big ass version of this and post it prominently: |
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theHandpuppet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 08:06 PM Response to Reply #21 |
24. Thanks. Those would make good handouts as well |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 09:00 PM Response to Reply #24 |
33. Here is one link: |
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theHandpuppet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 09:05 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. Thanks very much! |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 09:44 PM Response to Reply #35 |
38. You're very welcome! |
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Vickers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 08:06 PM Response to Original message |
23. Maybe if you and I get on our knees and pray to Jesus they will stop. |
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theHandpuppet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 08:08 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. I'd like to bend a few of their knees with a baseball bat |
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WillieW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 08:17 PM Response to Original message |
27. Put a sign on your front door. I am an atheirst and I am proud of it or |
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theHandpuppet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 08:21 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. The door-to-doors I can handle pretty well |
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WillieW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-06-09 01:42 PM Response to Reply #28 |
42. Can you speak another language? I got away with this once when the police wanted to give me a |
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rd_kent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 08:26 PM Response to Original message |
30. Fuck 'em. Tell them to fuck off. |
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theHandpuppet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 09:02 PM Response to Reply #30 |
34. You can't really do that to kids |
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rd_kent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-06-09 05:18 PM Response to Reply #34 |
47. You are right, I don't say that to the kids. |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 08:38 PM Response to Original message |
31. You know what else is really annoying? LITERAL drive-by evangelism. |
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Mamacrat (155 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 09:42 PM Response to Original message |
37. Where do you live? |
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theHandpuppet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 11:11 PM Response to Reply #37 |
41. Nope, it's not a matter of targeting |
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Nikki Stone1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-06-09 01:43 PM Response to Reply #41 |
43. I guess telling these people to go pray in their closets won't help, huh |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-06-09 03:52 PM Response to Reply #41 |
45. How about carrying a Super Soaker gun filled with water? |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 09:53 PM Response to Original message |
39. What to say to the kids: I'm sorry your parents are doing this to you. It's okay to resent this. |
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Ilsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-05-09 10:08 PM Response to Original message |
40. I have a plan. If they leave their trash on my car, |
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mitchtv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-06-09 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
44. I lied to one pair of JWs |
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