Birthers and Teabaggers need a project that they can congeal around. Let's help out!

[struggle4progress]

Poll question: Birthers and Teabaggers need a project that they can congeal around. Let's help out!

It would really be a shame if they completely ran out of ideas

#1. If Hawaii had been part of Kenya when Barack Obama was born, he wouldn't have been born in the US. Prevent him from being born in the US again, simply by giving Hawaii back to Kenya

#2. The US is too big, so let's split it into smaller pieces, beginning alphabetically with the strategic states of Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, and Arkansas

#3. George Bush doesn't have a Nobel prize, and Henry Kissinger hasn't ever really done much with his

#4. The country has been going to hell in a hand-basket ever since that Roosevelt feller brought electricity to rural farmers, started improving privies to eliminate tapeworm, and kicked off that Socialist Security program to keep old workers from dying homeless on the street. What does Love it or leave it!" mean? It's time to move to a low-lying Pacific atoll, far away from all this "global warming" talk

#5. Why didn't the Canadians join us in 1776? And is there a point in having a Canada? Anyway, it's been too long since we last threatened to invade them

#6. Republicans need a strategy to recruit minority voters without offending the white racist backbone of the party

#7. Americans have too much sex. Birth control should be illegal

[Historic NY]

1. I vote for Griswold...I think Clark should have used birth control.

[Ian David]

3. Would have made the trip to Wally World even more interesting. n/t

[DCKit]

2. Your mind is a scary place struggle4progress. n/t

[struggle4progress]

4. "I counter devotees of the Great Pyramid by adoration of the Sphinx; and the devotee of nuts

by pointing out that hazelnuts and walnuts are just as deleterious as other foods and only Brazil nuts should be tolerated by the faithful"

Bertrand Russell
In the Company of Cranks
Saturday Review
11 August 1956