Orly Taitz responds to forgery charges

[Scurrilous]

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"Orly Taitz, the Birther lawyer who released the document that was supposedly a copy of President Obama's Kenyan birth certificate, has now taken to her blog with an angry screed in response to the evidence that her find is in fact a poorly done forgery.

Referring to the discovery that the purportedly Kenyan document was almost certainly based on a copy of a birth certificate issued for an Australian man, David Jeffrey Bomford, Taitz writes, "Recently Obama’s thugs in main stream (sic) media came up with this Bomford report in order to stop my efforts in exposing and prosecuting Obama. Though typically I don’t have time to waste on each and every dumb obot, since it got to National TV and my children's friends called my children, I’ll spend a few minutes to debunk the obots." She continues:

1. Kenya became an independant (sic) country in 1963, not 1964. The seal of Kenya was correct ....

5. Bomford report was created to try to discredit my efforts

6.lastly, I am not supposed to waste my time and money on this issue, Obama us the one who is supposed to provide evidence of legitimacy

7. Kenyan BC provides more info than the piece of garbage Obama posted on the net, which doesn’t have the name of the hospital, name of the doctor or signatures.

8. Chioumi Fukino (sic) and Obama and all their Nazi Brown Shirts in the main stream media need to give it a rest and provide an original hospital BC and the corresponding big thick hospital Birthing file from the Kapiolani hospital. If they don’t have such a file, all of them need to resign immediately or they will be prosecuted for massive fraud and treason to this Nation. (in case you didn’t know, treason carries punishment of life in prison or death penalty).

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[WeDidIt]

1. Teh stupid

it burns.

:rofl:

[sudopod]

74. It gets better

It looks like Anonymous might have been behind the whole thing:

(Note, link not safe for work)

img18.imageshack.us/img18/8446/forrealz.jpg

[Veruca Salt]

105. I had wondered if that was the case

I'll have to check out the link after work, thanks for finding it!

[malaise]

75. The baqtshitcrazy

It makes me laugh :rofl:

[Warpy]

2. You can't prove anything to a birther

except that the conspiracy was far worse than they ever thought it was.

We can laugh at them, though. Ridicule is our best weapon. Use it often.

It probably wouldn't hurt to point out Oily Tatas is a Russian spy trying to overthrow the government.

[Cha]

7. She's starting with our military personal who

she's brainwashed into blowing their careers.

[graywarrior]

3. I love this one

.lastly, I am not supposed to waste my time and money on this issue, Obama us the one who is supposed to provide evidence of legitimacy.

[NYC_SKP]

21. Yeah, and it's number 6 of 8 points, but she begins with, "lastly"...

Prolly needs to rest her crazy little head.

[SmileyRose]

71. Not that it matters but

my husband wants to know if that picture is a cross dresser or possibly a man who's had or having sex reassignment.

I told him he's going to get me flamed mercilessly but I promised to ask.

[NYC_SKP]

77. No, but I agree with your husband. I say it looks like Big Bird on heroin...

And does look like a drag queen in a bad mood.

It's Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq.

Here are others:







:hi:

[SmileyRose]

81. Hubby says

the plastic surgeon that turned pic one into pic two should spend 80 years in front of the firing squad, then get hanged.

[Milspec]

84. I understand she didn't like that picture

personally I loved it. (and thanks to Dr. C for that line.)

[gkhouston]

89. Doubtful. Every cross-dresser I've ever known was better at applying false eyelashes. n/t

[DCKit]

103. As a man, and a gay man, I can assure you, it is unwanted by any group.

Isolation is the best medicine.

She's working for the Likud folks.

[BlooInBloo]

4. I heart crazypeople.

[Spazito]

5. Geez, she really IS the gift that keeps on giving!

I just hope she keeps it up, it only further marginalizes the repubs and their racist birfer base.

[tj2001]

6. Wasn't she supposed to be doing a root canal or cleaning or something?

[PA Democrat]

She's nuts. Obama needs to provide "the corresponding big thick hospital Birthing file"

WTF is a "Birthing file," with a capital B, no less?

I don't have a big thick "birthing file" so I guess I can never run for president.

[WeDidIt]

11. Wellll....actually,..., you MIGHT be able to run

so long as you aren't brown, you qualify in Oily Taterz book.

[tj2001]

12. She likes big thick files

[Robb]

64. and she cannot lie

those other birthers might deny....

[Mojorabbit]

I wonder if she is asking

for his mom's medical record of the hospital stay of the birth.

[yellowcanine]

20. Moving Goalposts Alert!!! "Big thick????" That's just lame, I am sorry.

Orly Tits may have just jumped the shark - if she hasn't already done that several times already.

[rvablue]

31. That part made me laugh outloud!!!

"a big thick birthing file" --- who has one? WTF is she talking about?

I think the reference to her children's friends calling her children is quite interesting and telling, especially paired with her hysterical, on the verge of tears performance on Shuster's show yesterday:

Those who are nearest and dearest to her -- her children and their circle of friends -- have probably been getting on her case to STFU with this paranoid make-believe conspiracy theory.

After all, she's practically becoming a household name and Taitz ain't the most common last name.

[MidwestTransplant]

39. KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OBAMA'S BIRTHING FILE AND

KEEP THE GOVERNMENT AWAY FROM MY MEDICARE WHILE YOU ARE AT IT.

[SmileyRose]

73. OK that was funny.

[POAS]

76. Funny and not a bit Taitzless.

[ieoeja]

53. I think she's asking for the placenta. n/t

[liberalhistorian]

67. I don't either, and neither does my son, and I'm not even

sure what the hell that's supposed to be. I guess none of us are Americans, huh?

[LynneSin]

69. Orly ain't gonna be happy til he gives a DNA sample and digs up the placenta

she's a nut job

[WolverineDG]

101. Considering hospitals & doctors destroy records after a long while

I doubt there's any such record available.

dg

[LeftyMom]

102. I assume she means his mother's patient record from the OB?

I'm sure those were destroyed many decades ago, patient records are not stored indefinitely. Not that I'm sure what the point of those would be, unless she's now disputing that Obama was born...

[MineralMan]

8. Oily Taintz needs to refill her prescriptions, I think.

Her medication holiday needs to end.

[MidwestTransplant]

9. OMG certafiable. Exhibit A of poor mental health care in this country.

[tj2001]

17. actually poor mental health care in the USSR

or Moldaviya or wherever she lived

[Hell Hath No Fury]

10. Her statement is as incoherent as --

her theories. :wow:

[WeDidIt]

13. I thought the interview with Shuster yesterday showed she was nutz

She's getting worse as time goes by.

[BR_Parkway]

52. The only woman on the planet who can make Palin look eloquent

Knock me over with a feather

[Hell Hath No Fury]

56. I don't think even Bill Shatner ---

could make anything out of that mess. :(

[DIKB]

63. Oh come on,

You can't tell me you don't want to hear Shatner backed with bongos saying, "Big. Thick. Birthing. File."

It'd be like a modern movie, merely okay but there would be good moments.

[SmileyRose]

82. I'm laughing so hard I have ick coming out my nose. LOLOLOL

[Stephanie]

14. "big thick hospital Birthing file"

And his ID band from the maternity ward and a lock of hair from his first haircut and his wee little baby booties, but not if they're bronzed, that wouldn't count.

Holy cow she's getting crazier. When she finally goes stark mad can we arrange to have it televised? Please put her on MSNBC again! Let's start a campaign to have her back on.

[yellowcanine]

26. Includes the dried placenta. Hence the "thickness".

[Salviati]

40. If Obama could provide continuous uncut footage from the moment of his conception to the present day

it still wouldn't be enough to satisfy these lunatic nutjobs.

[Incitatus]

55. and Doc Brown's DeLorean so she can go back in time and personally witness his birth.

[Milspec]

85. WTF "When she finally goes stark mad can we arrange to have it televised? "

Stephanie, Do you think that MSNBC performance didn't qualify as stark raving mad? What else did she have to do, ripe her blouse off, foam at the mouth, kill some one on camera!

[Enrique]

15. everyone, leave Orly alone!

stop interrupting her!

[Cleita]

16. Certifiable. Who is going to throw a net over her?n/t

[RandySF]

18. People like her

are going to drive someone into taking a shot at the president.

[CJCRANE]

19. Lastly, this reminded me of Orly Taitz...

[imdjh]

22. Deport her.

[DinahMoeHum]

23. Mommy, make it stop. . .the stupid. . .it hurts.

:hurts::hurts::hurts:

[Gabi Hayes]

24. been over to that other place lately? they hold her in highest esteem, as of yesterday, anyway.

those threads are even better gifts than the ones Orly gives

[DJ13]

25. Bellevue Birthers are fricken nuts

[Deja Q]

97. She's hot

She's not

[Tarheel_Dem]

27. Until I saw her meltdown on MSNBC, I was all for ignoring these assholes. But,

if they're all like her, I say put them on the teevee 24/7. This woman is apparently nuts, and it was on full display, for the whole world to see. What better spokesperson to discredit this movement?

[Poll_Blind]

44. Same here. For her nutjub movement, she's her OWN Manchurian Candidate! n/t

PB

[icnorth]

93. About the movement, Loo Dobbs is "on it" as you speak...n/t

[graywarrior]

28. I can't wait for the public melt down

Oh wait....

[blondeatlast]

30. More, more, more... Just like Sanctimonious Sarah, the more we see,

the worse the RRRs look.

[PA Democrat]

29. Point # 6 "lastly, I am not....", and then she goes on with #7 and #8.

LOL. For Orly "last" obviously does not mean LAST, but she is the final arbiter on the definition of a "natural born citizen".

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[sarah FAILIN]

34. Yes...

A psycho Russian with a mail order degree of some sort so that she can claim to be an attorney is the one person qualified to tell us who should be allowed to be POTUS.

I'd like to have something to add with her also being a dentist and real estate agent but sadly my mind isn't that twisted.


edited because I put in a bracket and made it all go bye-bye..

[ohheckyeah]

32. Here's what Bill Mahrer had to say about the birthers.

And, you know, there's nothing you can do to convince these people. You could hand them, in person, the original birth certificate, with the placenta--and have a video of Obama emerging from the womb with Don Ho singing in the background--and they still would not believe it.
http://www.hbo.com/billmaher/new_rules/index.html

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Don Ho singing in the background.

[CreekDog]

58. The Don Ho TV show was filmed in Mombassa

:shrug:

[Mike Daniels]

33. The constant "Nazi" references are the indication that she's totally lost it

Any impartial observer would acknowledge that she doesn't bother to actually answer any questions she's asked. Based on the Shuster/Hall interview it seems that she launches into some prepared talking point regardless of the inquiry.

When the interviewer presses her to address the question that was asked or attempts to break her rambling monologue she brings out the brownshirt reference as though that's going to sway anyone with a brain.

She reminds me of Palin's attitude to her VP debate where she effectively said "I'm not going to answer your questions but instead just say whatever I want" taken to the nth degree.

[zbdent]

35. "Obama is the one who is supposed to provide evidence of legitimacy"

oooo ...

can Dan Rather use that logic? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZE!

[Hepburn]

36. Teh MEGA Stupid....

....the gift that keeps on giving laughter...Oily Taintz! :rofl:

The best part: She has the "noted documents expert" Sandra Ramsey Lines to discredit the Hawaiian BC posted on the internet, but Oily did not think to run the bogus POS she had past this supposed expert?

:rofl:

[hlthe2b]

37. So what are her fellow "crazy Freepers" saying about her now?

Anyone care to take a peak?

[Hepburn]

41. ....

....:scared:

[WeDidIt]

43. They still love her

and are convinced the Bomford BC is a phony while the phony Kenyan BC is real.

:crazy:

[Mike Daniels]

50. Without looking at the site I bet this is what they are saying from past experience

"Prayers to this brave woman for standing up to the "Messiah""

"I can only hope that she doesn't fall victim to Obama-cide for speaking the truth about "zero.""

"Wow, she's kicking Barry's fake citizen ass all over the map. It's amazing what the power of the people can accomplish when it comes to saving the republic from this marxist thug."

[Canuckistanian]

38. She's dissolving into a puddle of crazy

Fascinating to watch.

[PA Democrat]

42. OK. I went and retrieved the rest of her response. Here are points 2 through 4

2. More then one person had certified copies of this document.

3. the document was not issued at birth, but rather was a certified copy obatained in1964, when Kenya became independent

4. The documents from that time would not show Zanzibar, but rather Kenya

"more then"

"obatained"


Jeebus. Would you hire this woman as your lawyer? Would you trust this woman with a dental drill?


:scared:

[dgibby]

48. I wouldn't trust her with dental floss, much less a drill. n/t

[ecstatic]

51. Be careful. I read that her site is full of trojans

You might need to do a full system virus scan.

[PA Democrat]

54. I was careful.. I had heard that about her site.

[Milspec]

88. Jeebus. Would you hire this woman as your lawyer? Would you trust this woman with a dental drill?

or with a contract for your house, she's a real estate agent too

[Jester Messiah]

45. Oh, the tragedy!

Obviously we mean ol' libruls have driven a decent constitution-loving woman right over the edge!! :evilgrin:

[Jack Rabbit]

46. I can just hear Orly screaming as the men in white take her away . . .

You are part of Obama's brown shirts, aren't you? Why don't you listen to the truth? I'm going to have you prosecuted for treason! Do you hear me? Treason!!

[K8-EEE]

47. Can we disbar and deport this lying America-hating idiot?

Seriously I think rallying troops to ignore orders from the Commander In Chief is enough to revoke whatever her status is.....

[ecstatic]

49. This *thing* wants to talk about treason?

Really? Cali... you're moving too slow on that disbarment... pick up the pace!

[HillWilliam]

57. Dear Oily Taintz

[WeDidIt]

59. FreeBirthers are backing her story 100%

As was the case with Obama's genuine birth certificate, Bomford's is a fruad even though it was uploaded years ago:

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2308067/posts

:rofl:

[Robb]

65. Oh my God.

Wierdly enough: this Australian forgery seems to have been an attempt to mirror the data on the hacked version of the Orly B/C.

:wow:

Blink. Blink. :wow:

[quiet.american]

60. Is Orly Taitz even a U.S. citizen? The irony runs *thick* that she is the freep's heroine. nt

[Politicalboi]

80. It's ok

She's white.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

61. Are they just giving law degrees away nowadays? Is spelling a requirement?

Shit I want one now.

[abbeyco]

62. She needs a cooling off period at Gitmo or

a 5150 hold (3 day psych hold) at UCLA Med when/if she returns to the US.

She's effin' batshit insane!

[csziggy]

66. Shouldn't ICE meet her when she returns and carefully check her documentation?

Make sure her birth certificate (long form, of course) and naturalization papers match exactly so she can prove she is who she claims she is? I'm not sure I can believe any parent would name their baby girl "Orly" no matter what the country!

:crazy:

[ThoughtCriminal]

68. She's so stupid

That if they came up with another forgery, I bet she would claim both were authentic.

[Greg K]

70. But Orly, this is an invalid rebuttal, it's missing points 2, 3, and 4. I want the long form.

EOM

[marmar]

72. Greasy Taters is one breakdown away from a room with white padded walls....

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[theothersnippywshrub]

78. Batshit crazy question for birthers. Shouldn't the question be: where did conception occur? n/t

[Retrograde]

79. Can birthers' own birth certificates hold up to their standards?

Mine doesn't have any hospital or attendants listed. In fact, it doesn't even say I was born: it will only go as far to say that a record of my birth in the state of New York exists. It doesn't list any parents, or even sex. But it does have a nifty raised seal so it was good enough for the State Department to issue me a passport.

Not only do states use different formats for birth certificates, they change over time. I'd like to know which state issues one with as much data as they think Obama's should have.

[Milspec]

83. As the Chairman of the SOCASHRCP

SOCASHRCP (The Society of Shit House Rat Crazy People) I have had to expel Ms. Taitz. from our organization. She is giving us a bad name.

[sabrina 1]

86. I think she's a comedienne. No one is that stupid

and still allowed out in public if they have anyone who cares about them anywhere. Unless they're trying to be funny, and she is funny!

Or, she could be part of a test for some government agency, to see how much stupid garbage someone can spew on the internet before they run out of supporters.

If it is a test, they should have been informed that there is simply no end to the stupidity, (so long as it's aimed at a Dem, especially a black Dem President) that will be accepted as fact by the audience they are targeting (freeper/birthers). So, there can be no scientific conclusions drawn from that democgraphic's reaction to Oily Titz.

It's got to be one or the other. There's just no other explanation for the insanity she continues to generate. And last I looked, which was this morning, the Freeper/Birthers were still buying her nonsense.

This latest screed is even funnier than her previous material, it's like she's really trying to get them to 'get it' because she isn't even trying to sound sane anymore.

It's endlessly entertaining though, to watch her and her freeper/birther fans in action. It's better than a sit-com.

[TexasObserver]

87. She writes like a 13 year old.

[gkhouston]

92. That's an insult to 13 year olds. n/t

[TexasObserver]

94. Certainly the ones in the top half of their class!

[saltpoint]

90. She's like the woman in Rawlings' THE YEARLING who has guests slog

through the swamp to her home for dinner and serves only cake.

She's a half-assed assassin.

[marshall]

91. Did she coin the word "obot"?

I've never seen it used before until this screed. But instead of being an insult it's actually kind of cool--like trekkie. As has been done in so many instances with terms coined by haters for the intent of being pejorative, I say turn the tables on her and embrace it!

[jberryhill]

98. We Are the Obots, We Are Here To Protect You

We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space...

[SeattleGirl]

95. Orly?

[MilesColtrane]

96. !

[intaglio]

99. Personally I think that Orly Taitz is not a forgery

She could be added to the Palin/Bachmann ticket as combined Surgeon General and Attorney General with perhaps a side order of Under Secretary of the Treasury responsible for the housing market

[WolverineDG]

100. Meanwhile, somewhere in Australia,

David Bomford sits in front of his telly going :wtf:

dg

[Joanne98]

104. Is it possible to deport her back to Russia?

I hate right-wing immigrants.

[SOS]

106. Suggestion for future reference

"Republican leader Orly Taitz said today...."