Make your own fake Kenyan birth certificate!

After observing the hilarity over on Free Republic today I thought it was unfair for Oily Taters to have all the fun, so I put together a blank "Kenyan birth certificate" for everyone to play with.

Either download the blank form here, print it, and then fill out the form with a typewriter (if you can find one), or open this image in an image editing application and fill it out with a typewriter font, then print.

Take a picture and show us your birth certificates! I'm afraid this photo is bad because the light in here isn't good enough for a pic on my phone (I'll take a better one in the morning), but you may be able to make out that this document proves Prince Charles was born in Kenya. The form has been signed by Deputy Registrar William H. Macy.



Don't forget to give it some authentic looking folds!

K & R!

I am most proud of being born in Kenya. The souk is fascinating. If I may have your indulgence, please peruse this certificate here.

We are most proud to have a son of Kenya as your president. The denizens of your country are most fortunate.

Welcome to DU!

Take a look: http://newyorkleftist.blogspot.com

and

Thanks!

I can't wait to see the reaction. It'll be just like watching a re-run of "Idiocracy" !!!11111!!

Thanks, EarlG!

Yeah if Idiocracy had a bunch of closeted racists with lots of free time to make forgeries and come up with very wild accusations.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

it's right up there with Hugh Moran and morels.

yes INDEED

Reminds me of Wonkette's messing with McCain's website back during the "Joe the Plumber" episode. McCain's website had this form that you could fill out, that was supposed to provide you with a graphic for a poster - "I am _____ the _____. Don't tax me!" Or some such.

You can imagine where this went.

I believe the editors' faviourite was "I am Walnuts the Fucktard."

The captions were pretty hliarious there too....

Completely off the hook....

but I have to say RECOMMEND. Too, too funny!

and watch their heads explode

The blatant racism of the birther claim may become obvious, even to them, when every one of their own black leadership is implicated.

I love it!

And watch the

K&R

First one in, not very authentic but, hey... none of them are.

Is that bird seal original or crispy? !!1!!

That seal is prolly impossible to forge.

Did anybody see the guy who was like "I'VE HAD A PIECE OF PAPER IN MY WALLET FOLDED UP FOR 6 YEARS AND THE FOLDS LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT!"

Oh I can't wait to make my very own authentic Kenyan BC! Thanks!

My birth certificate is folded into thirds....

I tried filling one out, and now it turns out my cat was born in Kenya!

LOL I just got back from reading that thread at free republic

Gotta have the folds...

ETA: Was I the first person on DU to call this chick Oily Taters?? http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph... Surely that had to occur to someone else first??!

To: Jim Robinson; Fred Nerks; null and void; stockpirate; george76; PhilDragoo; Candor7; BP2; ...

Am I allowed to post this? Check it out (don’t click on it if you are easily offended):

Warning...DU wanting members to create fake BC’s

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...


I saw what was going on here and went in there to see their reaction and found this post there! The dumb fucks! Man did I have a laff, but the stupid thing was, even after all that, that it was a fake, there was STILL people who wanted to phone up funking Kenya and find out for sure! They will just hang on to any thread won't they! I was bowled over by the stupidity! And I hope it was somebody here that planted that forgery! Yes indeedee,, a freeper would believe you if you told him he left town an hour ago! I truly know that for a fact now

Here's the link. I wonder if 4,716 posts is a record for the Freakshow.

I haven't read more than a handful of the, uh, contributions. To my surprise, one of the few that I read, because it was at the top of the last page (#4701), actually suggested that the writer might have a few functioning neurons:



Credit the Freeper who posts as "GovernmentShrinker" with outthinking his or her colleagues.... OK, that's damning with faint praise, but it's something. (There aren't even any misspelled words. The post misuses "which" (it introduces a restrictive clause, so the word should have been "that"), but that error is so common these days that I'd have to let it slide.)

On edit: My count is already inaccurate. In about half an hour they added 45 more posts. They're now up to 4,761. Skinner, could we have a pool on when they'll hit 5,000? Free DU t-shirt to the winner?

...that it hasn't gone toward in the past? Toward racist inarticulate illogical nutjobbery? How is that a new direction?

"Serious and irreparable harm!" Unlike the the serious and irreparable harm done by the health insurance industry, or by the Bush crime syndicate...? Must be nice to be able to ignore all the corpses.

The birther thread has now passed 4,900 posts.

As for health care, yes, it's an article of faith on FR that Obama's bill is socialized medicine (hah, I wish!). The public option is a Trojan horse, aimed solely at destroying the private insurance companies and bringing all doctors under the government yoke. Federal bureaucrats will control every aspect of health care in America. People all across Canada are horrified by their socialized system.

And, of course, that's just their nutjobbery on birtherism and health care. It doesn't stop there. Obama won the election by using hundreds of millions of dollars in illegal campaign contributions from abroad. ACORN will conduct the 2010 census and will facilitate the registration to vote of millions of illegal aliens (to add to the millions who illegally voted in 2008). Fortunately for the Republic, however, Obama's popularity is plummeting. Faced with the widespread revulsion against his blatant Marxism, the Democrats themselves will impeach him, to try to save themselves from the political ruin of going down with him. The Republicans will retake Congress in 2010 and elect Sarah Palin as President in 2012. (Not everything in this paragraph is part of the Freeper orthodoxy, but each of these views is fairly common there.)

Yup, same old direction, but pedal to the metal this time.

But not to underestimate the depths to which they plunge themselves for power and greed, how could the doctors possibly be under more of a yoke with the feds than they already are with the insurance companies? I guess it is okay that hospitals can turn away whomever they want if there is no money.

Here, freeps. Check out this link. And this is going on in a very Republican neighborhood.

http://bayareahouston.blogspot.com/2009/07/young-mother...

Just some racially charged, insignificant rumor, and they grab the hook and run like crazy! The ominous thing is, it points out how willing they are to jump on something that might make them right,and that has nothing to do with real problems, and this "base" get so much attention all the while just being a bunch of narrow minded wing nuts.

some people can be... I actually almost feel sorry for the poor bastards! I wish I could post there, Man I'd have some fun! But they ban you if you say things like "I'm for Universal Health Care" Got me axed on the very first post... oh well,, Du is more fun, and I'd be breaking rule #1.... "never argue with an idiot"

Can't stop laughing here.

Do him please

And welcome to DU.

OK...which one of you anonymously sent Oily Tatz the fake BC????

"I'm very mad at ooo!"

Just kidding.



http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

ed: extra letters, like when Grassley's abbreviating on Twitter.

Crude, but effective, I think!

Sex: Of Course!

You did inspire me, lol!

I wish you could hear me laughing!

And it's saved!

You are too damn clever!

dr_taitz@yahoo.com

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHHHA

OMG!

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!

When your father's name is "B. Wright Beck," you never know when the supply will be exhausted..........

actually...

Passed on to the Masai from the ancient Sushi tribe...........

I don't have the right editing software to play around with it, but can't wait to see what DUers who have come up with.

That's what I did for mine... and I did it the hard way without a blank form, instead using the Orly Taitz "birth certificate" itself.

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/wikiality/images/5/5d...


http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/wikiality/images/f/f1...


http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/wikiality/images/8/8e...

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/wikiality/images/3/3a...

Lotsa good chuckles this morning, all more than welcome/needed!

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or lies about any of the DEM legislative priorities :evil:

... you beat me to it

But I was able to make it look like it was on microfilm. I managed to give Marilyn Monroe the father she always wanted:

Bwahahahahahahahahaha.....


I can't wait to FOLD...works within my bizzy schedule of sitting around with no fuckin' job. "Will Work for Birthright!!!"...and minimum wage....

... in the Little League World Series.

Nice touch!

And kicking this back up.

Very nice!

Who the hell is that???

Just had to rib ya..

Where's Don Ho?

God, I love DU!

This is the best laugh I've had in a while.

Top Ten on alternate weeks. Almost.
Thanks to all for bringing some much-needed hilarity into my life this morning!
And thanks for proving yet again that DU has some wonderfully talented contributors!

Oily Taters contact info:

http://members.calbar.ca.gov/search/member_detail.aspx?...

from the local Republican Party headquarters. This is what someone suggested. I told them never do that, it mite not be legal. lol.

Brilliant.

I have a lot of free time but not enough to spend reading everything on the internet.

I want to be born in Mombasa, 'cause I like saying Mombasa. I don't know anything about the place, but the name sounds cool.

Why stop with Kenya? I'd like a birth certificate from Vatican City - I'm sure some enterprising DUer can come up with a suitable-looking form.

You probably wouldn't want to be from there.

I went to bed too early last night!

BRILLIANT!

had over 4000k posts about this p.o.s. forgery. They worked themselves into a lather that it's the 'real deal' and will be the end of President Obama.

See my post #64 above, quoting someone who's trying to get the other Freepers to stop drinking the birther Kool-Aid.

Posts of that sort appear to be lonely voices in the wilderness, however.

He would get 100's of fake birth certificates.

love it

in Kenya, let alone the United States, in 1964?

I want to beat someone about the head and neck with this, but I can't find a contemporary real birth certificate form example.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

Wall Street sticks us at every turn.

Watch this clip.

http://progressnotcongress.org/?p=2378

His Kenyan birth certificate, on the other hand, is obviously his real birth certificate! If you don't believe it you are nothing but a pawn! You only question it because you are in the dark and can't see past your messiah!

gonna have fun with this....

certificates are so easy to fake.....

Just as the so-called forgeries given to Dan Rather that were aired were "proof" that Bush didn't ever desert the National Guard". N'cest pas? Sorry freepers, if you don't like the French! But if you continue with this, then I'll guess we'll just have to start going through the documents on Bush's desertion again!!!! And Dan Rather will get a nice sizable sum in his suit against "liberal media" CBS too!

I'm thinking Machupa, meaning "one who likes to drink".

http://www.babynology.com/meaning-machupa-f37.html

http://washingtonindependent.com/53658/is-this-the-sour...

make one!