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EarlG ADMIN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:13 PM
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Make your own fake Kenyan birth certificate!
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 07:39 AM by EarlG
After observing the hilarity over on Free Republic today I thought it was unfair for Oily Taters to have all the fun, so I put together a blank "Kenyan birth certificate" for everyone to play with.

Either download the blank form here, print it, and then fill out the form with a typewriter (if you can find one), or open this image in an image editing application and fill it out with a typewriter font, then print.

Take a picture and show us your birth certificates! I'm afraid this photo is bad because the light in here isn't good enough for a pic on my phone (I'll take a better one in the morning), but you may be able to make out that this document proves Prince Charles was born in Kenya. The form has been signed by Deputy Registrar William H. Macy.



Don't forget to give it some authentic looking folds!
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Mrs. Overall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:16 PM
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1. Brilliant! This is great!
K & R!
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misha trotsky Donating Member (5 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 10:06 AM
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152. my authentic Kenyan BC
I am most proud of being born in Kenya. The souk is fascinating. If I may have your indulgence, please peruse this certificate here.

We are most proud to have a son of Kenya as your president. The denizens of your country are most fortunate.

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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 01:55 AM
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159. Nice!
Welcome to DU!
:hi:
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misha trotsky Donating Member (5 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-06-09 10:18 AM
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163. I have posted my cat's Kenyan BC
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:16 PM
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2. K&R
and :rofl:

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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:17 PM
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3. YAY! I can't wait to see some of the creations... posted in this thread.
Thanks!

:applause:
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MrMickeysMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:17 PM
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4. Oh, God, this is great!
I can't wait to see the reaction. It'll be just like watching a re-run of "Idiocracy" !!!11111!!

Thanks, EarlG!
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Blumpy Donating Member (1 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 05:46 PM
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156. Sorta
Edited on Tue Aug-04-09 06:18 PM by Blumpy
Yeah if Idiocracy had a bunch of closeted racists with lots of free time to make forgeries and come up with very wild accusations.
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WeDidIt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:17 PM
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5. BWAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


:rofl:
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tabatha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:18 PM
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6. Oily Taters is the best name for her. Excellent.
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johnaries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:22 PM
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12. Has it been added to the DU Dictionary, yet?
it's right up there with Hugh Moran and morels.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:23 PM
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13. I just call her "Oily Taint".
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Cheap_Trick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:20 AM
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35. me too
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Fearless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:52 AM
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44. I just died a little.
:rofl:
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:18 PM
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7. you're just fucking evil
:rofl:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:20 PM
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9. I APPROVE
yes INDEED :thumbsup:
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Cessna Invesco Palin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:19 PM
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8. Heh.
Reminds me of Wonkette's messing with McCain's website back during the "Joe the Plumber" episode. McCain's website had this form that you could fill out, that was supposed to provide you with a graphic for a poster - "I am _____ the _____. Don't tax me!" Or some such.

You can imagine where this went.

I believe the editors' faviourite was "I am Walnuts the Fucktard."
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Bennyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:17 AM
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99. Or Romney and his kids caption contest.......
The captions were pretty hliarious there too....
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johnaries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:20 PM
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10. And that is why I love this place so much. K&R!
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:20 PM
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11. HAhA hAHaH AHAH AH HA aH aHAH aH AH AH aH aH ah
Completely off the hook....

:rofl:
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ohheckyeah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:23 PM
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14. I seldom hit the rec button
but I have to say RECOMMEND. Too, too funny!
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:26 PM
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15. K&R!!!!
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niceypoo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:29 PM
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16. Whip up a batch for these guys...




and watch their heads explode
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whoneedstickets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:38 PM
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21. don't forget Condi, Colin Powell and Clarence Thomas
The blatant racism of the birther claim may become obvious, even to them, when every one of their own black leadership is implicated.
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Fearless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:23 AM
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57. Rush Limbaugh...
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LuckyLib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:13 PM
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121. Occupation: asshat. LOL!
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dmr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:43 PM
Response to Reply #57
130. Signed by John Yoo-Hoo!
I love it!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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BumRushDaShow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 07:11 AM
Response to Reply #16
80. Must not leave out Armstrong Williams!


And watch the :nuke:

:rofl:
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:33 PM
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17. Best BC thread evar!
K&R

:kick:
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pinto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:34 PM
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18. Yuk, yuk yuk!
:thumbsup:
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:34 PM
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19. THIS JUST IN!!! OMG!!!
First one in, not very authentic but, hey... none of them are.



:hi:
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BooBluePotion Donating Member (201 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:47 PM
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26. I'm gonna wake the pups laughing at that masterpiece
Is that bird seal original or crispy? !!1!! :)
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:04 AM
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29. HAHaha ah HAhaHAH aH aH
That seal is prolly impossible to forge.

:rofl:
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:07 AM
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31. Hey, the backward rooster pointing "thattaway" is unique and inimitable!
:P
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:50 AM
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70. OMG
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Mnemosyne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:49 AM
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111. Please! At my age the bladder is getting weaker! Almost forgot - KnR!
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 11:51 AM by Mnemosyne
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Uzybone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 01:56 AM
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160. LMAO
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:36 PM
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20. I love it.
:rofl:
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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:40 PM
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22. The authentic looking folds (um, who folds up a BC?) def fooled at least one freep!
Did anybody see the guy who was like "I'VE HAD A PIECE OF PAPER IN MY WALLET FOLDED UP FOR 6 YEARS AND THE FOLDS LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT!"

Oh I can't wait to make my very own authentic Kenyan BC! Thanks!
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SleeplessInAlabama Donating Member (341 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:01 AM
Response to Reply #22
65. Not to be, um, ya know, a freeper but
My birth certificate is folded into thirds....
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TygrBright Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:42 PM
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23. Dude, you are SO evil. I love it. n/t
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noamnety Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:42 PM
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24. I think I did it wrong
I tried filling one out, and now it turns out my cat was born in Kenya!
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 07:04 AM
Response to Reply #24
78. It's gonna suck to be you. They're going to quarantine your cat.
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:44 PM
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25. Brilliant
LOL I just got back from reading that thread at free republic :rofl:
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AspenRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:48 PM
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27. Oh, man.
:rofl:
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:00 AM
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28. Here
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Number23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:05 AM
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30. Yep. Without the folds, it ain't real
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 12:19 AM by Number23
Gotta have the folds...

ETA: Was I the first person on DU to call this chick Oily Taters?? http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph... Surely that had to occur to someone else first??!
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stuball111 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:10 AM
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32. Freepers find post!
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 12:11 AM by stuball111
To: Jim Robinson; Fred Nerks; null and void; stockpirate; george76; PhilDragoo; Candor7; BP2; ...

Am I allowed to post this? Check it out (dont click on it if you are easily offended):

Warning...DU wanting members to create fake BCs

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...


I saw what was going on here and went in there to see their reaction and found this post there! The dumb fucks! Man did I have a laff, but the stupid thing was, even after all that, that it was a fake, there was STILL people who wanted to phone up funking Kenya and find out for sure! They will just hang on to any thread won't they! I was bowled over by the stupidity! And I hope it was somebody here that planted that forgery! Yes indeedee,, a freeper would believe you if you told him he left town an hour ago! I truly know that for a fact now :rofl:
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Jim Lane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:58 AM
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64. The Freeper thread exulting over the fake: 4,716 posts
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 02:08 AM by Jim Lane
Here's the link. I wonder if 4,716 posts is a record for the Freakshow.

I haven't read more than a handful of the, uh, contributions. To my surprise, one of the few that I read, because it was at the top of the last page (#4701), actually suggested that the writer might have a few functioning neurons:

This is completely nuts. Over 4600 posts to a thread which begins with nothing but yet another in a long parade of evidence-free claims that some self-promoter has come up with proof that Obama is not eligible to be POTUS! Did any of the 9/11 threads even get this long?

I really worry about the direction FR is heading in. Theres nowhere near this much interest in Obamas health care proposal, which is 100% real and could do serious and irreparable harm to our nation.


Credit the Freeper who posts as "GovernmentShrinker" with outthinking his or her colleagues.... OK, that's damning with faint praise, but it's something. (There aren't even any misspelled words. The post misuses "which" (it introduces a restrictive clause, so the word should have been "that"), but that error is so common these days that I'd have to let it slide.)

On edit: My count is already inaccurate. In about half an hour they added 45 more posts. They're now up to 4,761. Skinner, could we have a pool on when they'll hit 5,000? Free DU t-shirt to the winner?
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:57 AM
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74. Exactly what direction is Freeperville going ...?
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 05:22 AM by Hissyspit
...that it hasn't gone toward in the past? Toward racist inarticulate illogical nutjobbery? How is that a new direction?

"Serious and irreparable harm!" Unlike the the serious and irreparable harm done by the health insurance industry, or by the Bush crime syndicate...? Must be nice to be able to ignore all the corpses.
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Jim Lane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:10 AM
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76. You're right, it's not a new direction, but they're going there with remarkable zeal
The birther thread has now passed 4,900 posts.

As for health care, yes, it's an article of faith on FR that Obama's bill is socialized medicine (hah, I wish!). The public option is a Trojan horse, aimed solely at destroying the private insurance companies and bringing all doctors under the government yoke. Federal bureaucrats will control every aspect of health care in America. People all across Canada are horrified by their socialized system.

And, of course, that's just their nutjobbery on birtherism and health care. It doesn't stop there. Obama won the election by using hundreds of millions of dollars in illegal campaign contributions from abroad. ACORN will conduct the 2010 census and will facilitate the registration to vote of millions of illegal aliens (to add to the millions who illegally voted in 2008). Fortunately for the Republic, however, Obama's popularity is plummeting. Faced with the widespread revulsion against his blatant Marxism, the Democrats themselves will impeach him, to try to save themselves from the political ruin of going down with him. The Republicans will retake Congress in 2010 and elect Sarah Palin as President in 2012. (Not everything in this paragraph is part of the Freeper orthodoxy, but each of these views is fairly common there.)

Yup, same old direction, but pedal to the metal this time.
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texastoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 07:48 AM
Response to Reply #76
82. I do hope they are dreaming
But not to underestimate the depths to which they plunge themselves for power and greed, how could the doctors possibly be under more of a yoke with the feds than they already are with the insurance companies? I guess it is okay that hospitals can turn away whomever they want if there is no money.

Here, freeps. Check out this link. And this is going on in a very Republican neighborhood.

http://bayareahouston.blogspot.com/2009/07/young-mother...

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stuball111 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 05:13 PM
Response to Reply #64
131. Doesn't take much to distract them does it?
Just some racially charged, insignificant rumor, and they grab the hook and run like crazy! The ominous thing is, it points out how willing they are to jump on something that might make them right,and that has nothing to do with real problems, and this "base" get so much attention all the while just being a bunch of narrow minded wing nuts.
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:11 AM
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33. LOL!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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stuball111 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:18 AM
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34. I can't fathom how unbelievably stupid..
some people can be... I actually almost feel sorry for the poor bastards! I wish I could post there, Man I'd have some fun! But they ban you if you say things like "I'm for Universal Health Care" Got me axed on the very first post... oh well,, Du is more fun, and I'd be breaking rule #1.... "never argue with an idiot"
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:21 AM
Response to Reply #34
36. They're great entertainment.
:)
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stuball111 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:24 AM
Response to Reply #36
39. Yep... better than Bugs Bunny.. almost
:toast: :bounce:
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stuball111 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:21 AM
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37. I'm gonna make a thousand and send em out! Thanks!
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:22 AM
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38. Unbelievably funny and cool.
Can't stop laughing here.

:rofl:
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sorrowspath Donating Member (56 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:32 AM
Response to Reply #38
40. Can we do Lou Dobbs?
Do him please
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Fearless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:02 AM
Response to Reply #40
66. No one in their right mind would ever "do" Lou Dobbs.
:rofl:


And welcome to DU.
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:23 AM
Response to Reply #40
101. Welcome to DU!



:toast:
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frogcycle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:25 PM
Response to Reply #40
140. his just HAS to be Mexican n/t
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Hepburn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:37 AM
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41. LMFAO!!!!
:rofl:

OK...which one of you anonymously sent Oily Tatz the fake BC????

:rofl:
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BattyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:39 AM
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42. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Fearless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:48 AM
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43. Hey! I already made mine for Rush Limpballs hours ago! Who stole my idea!!
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 01:32 AM by Fearless
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bleever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:11 AM
Response to Reply #43
48. I saw that, and I salute you.
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 01:13 AM by bleever

:patriot:

ed: extra letters, like when Grassley's abbreviating on Twitter.
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Fearless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:14 AM
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51. Honestly I kept looking at that and I didn't have a clue what you were saying for a good 50 seconds.
:banghead:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:52 AM
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45. Here's mine!
Crude, but effective, I think!



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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:11 AM
Response to Reply #45
49. Bravo!
:applause:

Sex: Of Course! :P
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:19 AM
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53. Ah, thanks, sweetie!
You did inspire me, lol!

I wish you could hear me laughing!

:rofl:
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:50 AM
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60. Delete n/t
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 01:57 AM by ColbertWatcher


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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:53 AM
Response to Reply #60
62. I got it, thanks!
And it's saved!

You are too damn clever!

:hug:
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WorseBeforeBetter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 01:35 AM
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158. Clever! (n/t)
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Fearless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:57 AM
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46. Taitz might get a kick out of our creations...
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:03 AM
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47. Kickin' it again!!!
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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:13 AM
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50. Anyone can play! Here is proof Glenn Beck was born in Kenya!
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 01:15 AM by DFW
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:56 AM
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71. Dear lord, that is hilarious!
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BlancheSplanchnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:37 AM
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104. back issues avail. on request
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHHHA

OMG!

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!
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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:44 AM
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106. While they last, that is
When your father's name is "B. Wright Beck," you never know when the supply will be exhausted..........
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704wipes Donating Member (966 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:03 PM
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142. The Seal of Wasabi Province is quite realistic
actually...
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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:09 PM
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145. It's a relic from ancient tribal tradition.........
Passed on to the Masai from the ancient Sushi tribe...........
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Turborama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:15 AM
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52. Excellent! I reckon this deserves to get pinned for a while.
I don't have the right editing software to play around with it, but can't wait to see what DUers who have come up with.

:rofl:
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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:23 AM
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55. I didn't either. I just used paint
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Fearless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:25 AM
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58. Or Picasa 3 (it's free from google).
That's what I did for mine... and I did it the hard way without a blank form, instead using the Orly Taitz "birth certificate" itself.
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:21 AM
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54. Dubya, Cheney & Rove signatures for you to use ...
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:41 PM
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148. Opps! Forgot Rummy's ...
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Stellar Donating Member (251 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:23 AM
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56. Cooool!
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:33 AM
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59. Heh heh heh!
:evilgrin:



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Lost-in-FL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:58 AM
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94. +1
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classof56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:01 PM
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114. LOVE the seal! Your BC--classic!
Lotsa good chuckles this morning, all more than welcome/needed!

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sarah FAILIN Donating Member (156 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:51 AM
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61. Someone needs to do one for Reagan and all the Bushes nt
.
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Fearless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:53 AM
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63. How about Bill-O too?
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 01:55 AM by Fearless
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:54 AM
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93. Thinkin': any local pols who are racists and spread lies about Obama
or lies about any of the DEM legislative priorities :evil:

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zoff Donating Member (302 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:14 AM
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67. damn this internets ...
... you beat me to it :)


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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:20 AM
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68. Sorry, no scanner for printing
But I was able to make it look like it was on microfilm. I managed to give Marilyn Monroe the father she always wanted:

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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:57 AM
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72. Amazing! Well done! n/t
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:36 AM
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69. I don't know if I would trust EarlG - I just found HIS birth certificate.....
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:59 AM
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113. I am shocked - SHOCKED, I tell ya
:wow:
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chill_wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:01 AM
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73. LOL-- ESPECIALLY the "authentic looking folds."
:kick:
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taggline Donating Member (42 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:58 AM
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75. This has GOT to be the funniest post evah!!
Bwahahahahahahahahaha.....
:rofl: :rofl:

I can't wait to FOLD...works within my bizzy schedule of sitting around with no fuckin' job. "Will Work for Birthright!!!"...and minimum wage....
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 07:00 AM
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77. I think this is illegal in Kenya. We'll probably be seeing 25-yr-old Kenyan men ...
... in the Little League World Series.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 07:07 AM
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79. Wicked wicked funny
:rofl: :rofl:

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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 07:23 AM
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81. Sorry, crappy scan of a crappy copy:
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FourScore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 08:01 AM
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85. I LOVE the coffee stains!!!
Nice touch!
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 08:54 AM
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88. Thank you!
And kicking this back up.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:14 AM
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98. Hahaha... Mordor.
Very nice! :thumbsup:
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raystorm7 Donating Member (944 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:23 PM
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119. Needs more blood stains :)
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freebrew Donating Member (478 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:39 PM
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128. Mrs. A. Hilter??
Who the hell is that???

Just had to rib ya..

Where's Don Ho?
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:41 PM
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129. That's beautiful! n/t
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Mad_Dem_X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 07:50 AM
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83. OMG, that is awesome!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

God, I love DU!
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WePurrsevere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 07:53 AM
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84. Brilliant! I'd love to see more of what folks come up with!
This is the best laugh I've had in a while. :)

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BlueMTexpat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 08:07 AM
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86. This post almost makes up for doing without DUZYs and having the
Top Ten on alternate weeks. Almost.
Thanks to all for bringing some much-needed hilarity into my life this morning!
And thanks for proving yet again that DU has some wonderfully talented contributors!

:kick: :rofl: :rofl: :applause: :yourock:
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RUMMYisFROSTED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 08:47 AM
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87. I highly recommend one acquire the undercoating with each BC.
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:44 AM
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90. I told you I DON'T WANT THE F&%@# UNDERCOATING. nm
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Hepburn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:35 AM
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89. Here is where to send your copies:
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:46 AM
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91. Make a fake bc for Pres Obama and send it to the local newspaper with the return addy
from the local Republican Party headquarters. This is what someone suggested. I told them never do that, it mite not be legal. lol.
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:51 AM
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92. Dubya's questionable parentage and strange birth...
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:03 AM
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95. Hahahahahaha
Brilliant. :)
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dothemath Donating Member (221 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:12 AM
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96. who the heck is "oily taters"?
I have a lot of free time but not enough to spend reading everything on the internet.
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lumberjack_jeff Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:21 AM
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100. Orally Taintz. Orly... Taitz... whatever.
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:25 AM
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102. Ohhhhhh - I thought it was O'reilly's taint......
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Retrograde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:14 AM
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97. Does the Coast District include Mombasa?
I want to be born in Mombasa, 'cause I like saying Mombasa. I don't know anything about the place, but the name sounds cool.

Why stop with Kenya? I'd like a birth certificate from Vatican City - I'm sure some enterprising DUer can come up with a suitable-looking form.
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:40 AM
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105. Be careful, Mombasa and much of the Coast Province belonged to Zanzibar at one time
You probably wouldn't want to be from there.
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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 05:15 PM
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132. I like saying Mafeking, even if it's not in Kenya. nt
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:35 AM
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103. bwahahahhaha
I went to bed too early last night!

BRILLIANT!
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Cresent City Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:54 AM
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107. Let's keep it simple
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janx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:12 AM
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108. K&R
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:12 AM
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109. The Freepers as of last night
had over 4000k posts about this p.o.s. forgery. They worked themselves into a lather that it's the 'real deal' and will be the end of President Obama.
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Jim Lane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:33 PM
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117. To be fair to the Freepers, they aren't all falling for this one
See my post #64 above, quoting someone who's trying to get the other Freepers to stop drinking the birther Kool-Aid.

Posts of that sort appear to be lonely voices in the wilderness, however.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:24 AM
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110. OMG!!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:49 AM
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112. We should all mail them to Lou Dobbs
He would get 100's of fake birth certificates.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:20 PM
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115. Sarah Palin
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704wipes Donating Member (966 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:19 PM
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143. oh yes the alternate Seal of Kenya/ Kenya of the pregnant belly
love it
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AtheistCrusader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:23 PM
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116. So, what are the odds that a form with that sort of typesetting would exist
in Kenya, let alone the United States, in 1964?

I want to beat someone about the head and neck with this, but I can't find a contemporary real birth certificate form example.
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4_TN_TITANS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:40 PM
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118. Best thread I've seen in awhile n/t
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Cheap_Trick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:05 PM
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120. Here's John McCain's birf certificate
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:21 PM
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122. k&r&b&lololololololol
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kevsters Donating Member (109 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:38 PM
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123. And while the media covers this...
Wall Street sticks us at every turn.

Watch this clip.

http://progressnotcongress.org/?p=2378
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Hyper_Eye Donating Member (429 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:02 PM
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124. His certified birth certificate is absolutely questionable.
His Kenyan birth certificate, on the other hand, is obviously his real birth certificate! If you don't believe it you are nothing but a pawn! You only question it because you are in the dark and can't see past your messiah!

:sarcasm:
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Laurab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:20 PM
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125. K&R I love it! n/t
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Hutzpa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:20 PM
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126. Lovely
gonna have fun with this.... :rofl:
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Mithreal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:36 PM
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127. Awesome! K&R nt
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grok Donating Member (228 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 05:43 PM
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133. bush was born in hawaii too!
certificates are so easy to fake.....




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cascadiance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 05:43 PM
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134. Hmm... So now with right wing logic, proving this is fake is now THE proof that Obama's an American
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 05:44 PM by cascadiance
Just as the so-called forgeries given to Dan Rather that were aired were "proof" that Bush didn't ever desert the National Guard". N'cest pas? Sorry freepers, if you don't like the French! But if you continue with this, then I'll guess we'll just have to start going through the documents on Bush's desertion again!!!! And Dan Rather will get a nice sizable sum in his suit against "liberal media" CBS too!
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mzmolly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:04 PM
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135. What should I choose for a kenyan name?
I'm thinking Machupa, meaning "one who likes to drink". ;)

http://www.babynology.com/meaning-machupa-f37.html
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jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:15 PM
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136. Source Document For the Kenya Forgery
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 07:40 PM
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138. Surely you can't be series! n/t
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:13 PM
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147. Is this where your link was to go?
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JayMusgrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:40 PM
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137. What a great idea! I will make one...I think a million of us should
make one!
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 08:05 PM
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139. Its no good its not a certificate of live birth..........LOL.
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NBachers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:34 PM
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141. Jerry Lundegaard, Deputy Registrar
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beac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:06 PM
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144. This is my nightmare of when I die tomorrow after my 5TH HOUR on hold w/ Verizon "Customer Service"
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 11:17 PM by beac
this week and am reborn in Alaska where Sarah Palin has gone all mavericky and unquit quitting. And yes, this was my actual generated "Palin Baby Name" back in August of '08 (http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html ) although I have no Certificate of Live Mirth to prove it. Suck it, Orly!









ETA: Sorry Sarah for making fun of me, your imaginary child, b/c I know the troops must be really disappointed in me right now. :cry:
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 12:44 PM
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153. You can bypass the hold. Say "Agent."
I've spent the last month with Verizon phone trees (If George Washington had really loved his country, he would have chopped down the phone tree.) and there are ways to avoid some of the misery.
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beac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 02:32 PM
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154. Unfortunately, it's not holding to get to an agent, but holding while one of the TWELVE (no, I'm not
Edited on Tue Aug-04-09 02:33 PM by beac
exaggerating) people I've spoken to try and untangle the cluster#$*k they made of my life when they assigned us a ghost number for our dry loop DSL that actually belonged to someone else who disconnected her service and thus OURs too. :banghead:


I am on hold as we speak, with billing, trying to make sure the f'ing month of free service and waiver of the activation fee on my NEW acct actually gets credited.

I'm sure I now have raging brain cancer from holding the phone to my head for so long. :woohoo:



Thanks for the idea anyway. Maybe we should start a support group. :hug:
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 01:12 AM
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157. Hey they just fixed a problem that's been going on for three years.
At least, I HOPE it's fixed. My DSL isn't stop and start anymore, but it always tended to give me three months on and one month on and off so we'll see in three months.
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beac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 12:35 PM
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161. You win. Your three years makes my three days look like a walk in the park!
Wish there was another option for DSL here, but Verizon is the only game in town. :(

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you in three months! :)
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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:11 PM
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146. Oooh, goody, I want to try!
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pennyserenade Donating Member (1 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 04:26 AM
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149. Another form?
How about an Alaskan high school diploma? Sarah could use it...
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beac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 10:02 AM
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151. I think high school might be a little ambitious for Quittypants.
Edited on Tue Aug-04-09 10:02 AM by beac
Let's send her back to third grade and see how she does.


Oh, and WELCOME to DU!! :hi:
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jmknapp Donating Member (381 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 08:37 AM
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150. GOP death certificate issued
Edited on Tue Aug-04-09 08:38 AM by jmknapp
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 02:40 PM
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155. Under "Sex", you should have put "Only outside of my marriage." nt
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beac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 12:38 PM
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162. Poor old Abe. First he gets murdered and then his party is lowly strangled by teh stupid.
Too bad we can't tap into the engergy of all that grave whirling!

Nice work. :applause:
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