qwaak

[graywarrior]

[madinmaryland]

1. ALERTING!! FREE THE DUCK!

:D

[roguevalley]

23. You are testing us. You are toying with our minds. That duck is my

hero. I cannot tell you how much I enjoy duck threads. :-D

[Autumn]

2. I was right, that duck does know where the WMDs are.

I have always suspected that duck.

[jimshoes]

3. Oh that poor duck

Oh, the duckmanity!

[L0oniX]

4. Ban duck tape.

[graywarrior]

5. Curses!

[Jennicut]

6. Is Snape torturing the duck with the Cruciatus Curse?

Poor Ducky. :(

[graywarrior]

8. No, Snape is torturing meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Jennicut]

11. You wish he was torturing you....

Or would it really be torture? :evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

12. It's torture not being tortured by Snape

[bridgit]

7. People trip at the strangest shit; it's clear the duck is experiencing a sexual release...

Some people refer to it as the pursuit of happiness

[graywarrior]

9. He's doing a David Carradine

[taterguy]

10. Allow me to retort

[graywarrior]

13. And my retort to your retort

[taterguy]

14. You call that a retort? I got your retort right here

[graywarrior]

18. Oh yeah!

[azmouse]

15. Oh dear!

[Froward69]

16. one tough duck!

do not speak! do not quack!

TELL HER NOTHING or we are ALL DEAD!

[graywarrior]

20. Well, since certain DU'rs have made him/her/it such a martyr

[dixiegrrrrl]

17. But...didn't Obama promise to free the duck????

[graywarrior]

22. Free health care, not freeing the ducks you silly silly grrrrl.

[dixiegrrrrl]

24. Free ducks are healthier.

Therefore............

[graywarrior]

25. .....I'm waiting.

[shadowknows69]

19. To The Hague with you

Torturing ducks is a war crime.

[mullard12ax7]

21. Accomplishments! Mission Accomplished!

Qwakkkkkkkkkk.