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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-06-07 05:31 PM
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Take back the elephant.. Elephants need a better PR firm, or maybe they should sue.
Elephants are everything that republicans are NOT.

They are intelligent
They are loving to the young (not just their own)
They are a matriarchy
They are gentle (and kill only when threatened, and probably by accident, even then)

and they have extremely good memories

Republicans need an inanimate object as their symbol, since they lack humanity..

I cheerfully submit:




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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-06-07 05:33 PM
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1. Elephants have good memories. Ha! Excellent point. These rethugs
would forget their heads if they weren't screwed on.
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-06-07 05:55 PM
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2. ellies have gigantic poops
and that is what the republican party represents.
Gigantic poop,
No shit.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-06-07 05:57 PM
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3. They can't help it.
It's the only reason they have not become housepets :)
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-06-07 06:03 PM
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4. Yeah that would be awesome !!!
Edited on Fri Apr-06-07 06:03 PM by C_U_L8R
maybe some Hastert sized Depends would do the trick
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-06-07 06:05 PM
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5. An outhouse for the new Republican symbol
Edited on Fri Apr-06-07 06:06 PM by eleny
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