With apologies to Lerner and Lowe:

[dgibby]

Wonder who King "David" is doing tonight.

Wonder who King "David" is screwing tonight.

Wonder who King "David" is plucking tonight.

Wonder who King "David" is fucking tonight.


It's not the Lady Jenny- that ship's already sailed.

It couldn't be Maria,who he's already nailed.

Could it be his subjects, who he's already failed?

Oh, it's the budget, for which he should be jailed!

[pkdu]

1. Dontcha know Sanford is sooo Wednesday...its all MJ now baby n/t

[dgibby]

2. Not here in SC. We don't forget that quickly, and we sure as hell

don't forgive arrogant, hypocritical assholes who take us to the cleaners. Besides, it looks like he may have been involved in other extra-curricular activities he hasn't confessed to yet. Stay tuned. This opera ain't over yet. In fact, the Fat Lady hasn't even started to warm up for the Aria yet!

[pkdu]

3. You mean another woman..or more trysts with same one? n/t

[dgibby]

4. another other one. n/t

linkie:http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5931460

[pkdu]

5. he is toast already.....that ,if true , would make him charcoal. n/t

[dgibby]

6. Good one!

Couldn't happen to a more deserving person.