Rep. Gingrey keeps a 44 magnum under his pillow every night.

[marylanddem]

He just said this on msnbc. unfuckingbelievable.

[Ian David]

1. In case his wife tries to have sex with him? n/t

[Donnachaidh]

4. Probably afraid of his constituents

Many of whom have lost good jobs, while he kisses Rush's ass and does NOTHING for them.

[YOY]

2. Because black homosexual muslims with books by Darwin invade fat white assholes' houses.

ALL THE TIME!

[fascisthunter]

13. lol

[tridim]

3. Is that a euphemism?

[MADem]

5. You'll shoot your EYE out!!!!!!

[jmowreader]

24. I wish he'd shoot his DICK off

Call it a pubic service--the fewer Republicans we have reproducing, the better off we are.

[hatrack]

6. In case Teh Gays leap through the window, bearing Perrier, Judy Garland DVDs and dildos?

I mean, dude, WTF?!?

[YOY]

8. black muslim gays with books at that dear Hatrack!

See my post above!

[xchrom]

10. there's a problem with that? -- sounds like my christmas wish list. nt

[Glorfindel]

11. Mine, too

None of this good stuff ever happens to me! :hi:

[xchrom]

27. ...

:spray:

[Ikonoklast]

21. But in your case, you'd get Newt Gingrich breaking through a window.

We never seem to get what we want.

[xchrom]

26. ...

:scared:


pervs NEVER get a break.

[applexcore]

7. Not that weird

Well, kind of if it's actually under his pillow, but both my brother (a policeman) and my dad (who lived by himself for a long time) have a pistol right under the edge of their beds.

However, I did fully enjoy watching him get owned.

[rurallib]

9. Several years ago I read where accidental suicide happens

when keeping a gun under the pillow. Seems that when the phone rings, some folks pull out the gun and put the barrel to their ear thinking it is the phone. Then, when they can't hear they pull the trigger thinking it will up the volume.

[anigbrowl]

19. that'd be one of them urban legends, I think.

[sharp_stick]

12. What's he want to do

shoot someone, have the bullet pass through a couple of walls and kill one of his kids, then go outside and kill someone else walking down the street.

These paranoid nutjobs just keep on showing up. I'm surprised he's not too afraid to leave his cozy gated community to vote in the House.

[fascisthunter]

14. this man may be a candidate for the Darwin Award

[HarvardMed]

15. Isn't that a little dangerous

What if he accidentally shoots himself while asleep?

[ColbertWatcher]

16. Is "44 magnum under the pillow" another GOP euphemism (like hiking the Appalachian Trail)? n/t

[no_hypocrisy]

17. That should keep the nightmares away.

[pscot]

18. What a dipshit

He probably uses Hoppe's gun oil as a sex lube.

[Zomby Woof]

20. Does that punk feel lucky?

Well, does he?

[Ikonoklast]

22. Bet he doesn't.

But if he does have such a large-caliber, loaded revolver under his pillow at night he is an idiot of the first water.

[old mark]

23. You know, I owned several S&W 44 magnum revolvers, and if you actually fired

one in a dark room you would immediately go blind and deaf - the fireball from the muzzle would make you unable to see for at least a minute or so, and the sound of firing one in a closed room would be undescribable. They are very fine revolvers, and there are lots of them available used because a lot of guys bought them after they saw "Dirty Harry", and thought they were really cool till they shot it and realized it is a fucking cannon.....Many of the used .44 mags have only a few rounds fired through them.

(I have my eye on one right now.....)

mark

[WonderGrunion]

25. That makes him 7x more likely to be killed by a 44 magnum than I.

And I'm Ok with that.