Heidi Montag == Modern-Day Mother Theresa

[tk2kewl]

Heidi Montag Explains Why Good Christians Pose Nude for Playboy

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Speaking to Ryan Seacrest, Montag said, "If I were to do Playboy, it would be a huge honor..."

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Heidi's explanation for why posing doesn't conflict with her religious beliefs...

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"I'm more of a modern Mother Teresa. I would take things with moderation. I think God created the body. I think we're born naked. We die naked. I don't think it's something to be ashamed of. I think the body is a beautiful piece of artwork that God created. I have nothing to be ashamed of."

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[Iggo]

1. Man, I used to love girls like that.

And in the worst way.

[TexasObserver]

10. "What would - JESUS H. CHRIST would you look at that?!"

Because Jesus wants you to have your own reality show. It's right there in the Gospel of Shecky.

[liberalmuse]

2. "I *think* we're born naked"....

I'm pretty sure she's right about, though I have heard that sometimes rich babies come out with a silver spoon in their mouths and holding little Gucci gift bags stuffed with goodies from Jeebus' high end department store up in heaven. :rofl:

Wasn't Mother Theresa Miss November one year? Yeah, I remember that. :eyes:

[Mari333]

3. so jesus airbrushes? nt

[ensho]

4. after watching her on 'get me out of here' its apparent she needs therapy

not kidding. she is religiously insane. her sister even said she has issues.

[MrsMatt]

5. The body may have been created by God

but it was "improved" by plastic surgeons.

[EOTE]

6. "We die naked"? Only if we're lucky. NT

[juno jones]

14. Well technically.

We are naked under our clothes, after all. :evilgrin:

[TexasObserver]

7. So Ned Beatty's tormentor in Deliverance was just doing God's work.

"Get them panties down!"





I want to say a little prayer to thank God for Heidi and Spencer. You can't make these kind of people up, and their unintended humor value is off the chart.

[Vickers]

8. "I think we're born naked."

:rofl:

[earth mom]

9. Wow, I didn't know that Mother Teresa had a boob job and a nose job.

:wow:


If there is a god, let her protect us from yet another fundie nut job like Heidi.

[Kerrytravelers]

11. Yes, Mother Teresa posed spread eagle on a step-ladder, finger in mouth and a come hither stare.

[Stevenmarc]

12. Thank God for Vatican II or you would have had to read the articles in Latin.

[ensho]

13. lol with a mouthfull of cereal

nt

[Kerrytravelers]

15. !!!!

:spray: :rofl: