Limbaugh claims "exercise freaks ... are the ones putting stress on the health care system"

[underpants]

http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200906110027

1:10 audio at the link

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

1. Oh yeah that's it. We should all be obese drug addicts. That puts noooo stress on the system.

Unfortunately most of us can't afford that life style.

[tridim]

Limbaugh apparently prefers to keep the weight off with opiates..

Viagara and sex with children in foreign countries.

Or so I've heard.

[duhneece]

22. Exactly

Why else take an illegal prescription of Viagra to a truly poverty-stricken country known for its trafficking in the sex trade, especially the really perverted, like with children. I can't help but think of him as a pill-popping pedophile.

[Arkana]

2. So we should all be fat greasy fucklords like Limbaugh?

Got it.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

9. "... fat greasy fucklords ..."

You, my friend, have created a phrase that will live forever in the English language, if I have anything to do with it.

An instant classic.

Oh, and I love you...........

:toast:

[Arkana]

16. Thank you, thank you...I'm here all week.

[keroro gunsou]

32. should i try the veal

as well?

personally, i prefer the term overripe melon of ignorance.

[EOTE]

10. Thank you for solving my conundrum.

I've been searching for a single word to describe limbaugh for a long time now, but none seemed suitable. I've tried asshat, fuckstick, even shitwad. None seemed appropriate. Now fucklord? That is about the most perfect word I could possibly think of to describe Limbaugh. Until I hear of something better, that's what I'll use.

[sharp_stick]

15. I have a new nickname to call limpballs

thanks a lot for that. My wife is going to love it.

:bounce:

[Ilsa]

17. I just used the new name here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5827809

Maybe we could shorten it to "F.G. Fucklord" in the subject line when we are short on space.

[w4rma]

25. It's incredible that this fat greasy fucklord effectively rules the Republican Party. (nt)

[get the red out]

3. What does Rush know about exercise?

:shrug: That would be as foreign to him as flying to the moon.

[Ilsa]

19. He does arm curls every day...

He lifts potato chips, two or three at a time, over and over again, and at the same time, works the thumb on the opposite hand with a tv remote, all while lounging deeply into his couch. Has to take ibuprofen, even opiates, for the sore muscles.

[The Wizard]

20. In Rash Limbaugh Land

Masturbation is all the exercise he needs.

[sui generis]

4. yes, we're using up all the oxygen

so blowhards like limpballs have to work harder to breathe. It's turrible thing.

That and worldwide spandex shortages are a result. Rush is now relegated to naugahyde running shorts.

Oh think of all the helpless naugas being killed for their hydes! *wrings hands, sobs*

[Chulanowa]

7. Oh, don't denigrate yourself like that

It's the twenty pounds of lard hanging off of his diaphragm that makes it difficult for Rush to breathe, you know that.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

31. Save the Naugas!! Help the Polyesters!!! Keep the Nylondoubleknits!!

:evilgrin:

[Whoa_Nelly]

5. PiloidalCystBoy/OxycotinMan has no need of healthcare EvAh!

He's just jealous that he can't exercise beyond swiveling around in his chair while making an ass out of himself.

He really does hate the human race.
So much self-loathing, so little time :eyes:

What a coward.

[stopbush]

6. Why lift weighs at a gym when you can lug a coupla extra hundred pounds

around as does Limpy?

[bullwinkle428]

8. SO - did running too many marathons make the fat fucknozzle deaf,

and force him to get that cochlear implant to regain his hearing?

[RandySF]

Ugh

My GF watches a kid roughly the same age as my son who is three-years old. He's a great kid, but his mom insists that she keep pushing him in a stroller even though he is bigger than my kid, who loves to walk! It's gotten so bad that if my GF walks the kids to the store a few blocks away, he needs to lie down on the ground from exhaustion. I don't think he is unhealthy now, but worry about the consequences of a sedentary life later on.

[Maru Kitteh]

34. If he has to lie down like that, then yes, he IS unhealthy now.

That woman is crippling her child, it would be great if your GF can think of some loving, non-confrontational way to bring this to the mother's attention and back it up with some helpful information about the rise in atherosclerosis and type II diabetes in children.

Yes, children are presenting with alarming signs of hardened arteries - a condition once thought of as a problem of the late middle-aged to elderly alone.

http://www.uptodate.com/patients/content/topic.do?topicKey=~2s8NbmRwoE1R.QP

[safeinOhio]

11. Did he say anything about how great oxycotin is for hearing health?

[Tangerine LaBamba]

13. WHAT?????????

DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

[Stevenmarc]

12. So says health expert Limbaugh the hut

[madrchsod]

14. that`s all he has left? that`s pathetic

[VaYallaDawg]

18. And he got his medical training at which university ?

Oh, yeah, right. He got bored with college --- it couldn't satisfy his raging intellectual curiosity, so he dropped out.

[RedCappedBandit]

21. lol

that doesn't even deserve discussion.

[lpbk2713]

23. Everyone should try (as OxyRush does) to emulate Jabba the Hutt

Frankly Rush, that Oxycontin is taking its toll on your mental stability. :eyes:

[Ezlivin]

24. Killsbury Dough Boy - toss his puffy white ass in the oven

Don't take him out until he's a pleasing shade of brown.

[Vogon_Glory]

26. Somewhere In Republican Valhalla, Theodore Roosevelt Is Pitching A Fit

Somewhere in Republican Valhalla, Theodore Roosevelt, advocate of exercise, fresh air, and "muscular Christianity," is pitching a fit as mollycoddle Limbaugh drives another stake in the legacy of another Republican Party.

Most of us with friends and relatives in the hospitals with complications from diabetes, heart disease, and other health troubles know what a crock of bushwah Limbaugh is peddling.

:thumbsdown: :puke:

:patriot:

[tabbycat31]

27. well limpballs wouldnt know

I doubt he could not walk one block without huffing and puffing.

Keep sitting around on your fat ass and eating Burger King el Rushbo.

[Gwendolyn]

28. I absolutely hope he continues with these health and wellness programs.

Much more benign than his usual tirades about libs, plus a really good belly-laugh for the world at large.

[bridgit]

29. You can always tell how fucked up sideways Limbaugh really is by how many...

people in other groups altogether disconnected from the problem he blames *for* the problem in a single day, and as such...Limbaugh is uber-fucked up sideways

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

30. So we should all become blubbery tubs of drug-addicted goo like him

because that's more healthful and less of a burden on the health care system.

But maybe he's right. Maybe an obese junkie will die sooner?

[blueclown]

33. This fat ass has some nerve. Douchebag.

[4lbs]

35. According to the Mayo Clinic (who I feel is more knowledgable than Rush)....

Just accounting for the top 4 Men's Health issues:

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/mens-health/MC00013

1 - Heart Disease

2 - Cancer

3 - Injuries caused by *** automotive accidents *** (not exercise!)

4 - Stroke


What does the Mayo Clinic recommend to combat 3 out of those 4?

Eat healthy foods that have low saturated fats, cholesterol, and sodium.

Maintain a decent weight

*** MORE PHYSICAL ACTIVITY ***

Cut out smoking and alcohol as much as possible.

[cherish44]

36. My Republican uncle even thinks Rush is losing it

He can't listen anymore, he says it's just too depressing he says because Rush obviously back on the hillbilly heroin

[Codeine]

37. "Exercise freaks." "Health nuts." "Gym rats."

All the assorted wheezing mating calls of the Greater American Lardass.

[retread]

38. Can't wait to bring this up to the limpball fans at the gym this afternoon. Should

make for an entertaining afternoon!

[JackDragna]

39. Projection is becoming the primary Republican tactic.

If you added up all of the health care costs associated with exercise and a vigorous lifestyle, it would be more than outbalanced by the health care costs saved by those activities. Jesus Christ. I would love to see Limbaugh debate a doctor on this one on whether it's better to remain sedentary or be active. Just another in the long line of Republican projection (the Holocaust shooter was a liberal! Democrats are fascists!)

[Vickers]

40. Jealousy, thy name is Limpballs. n/t

[spanone]

41. everytime he opens his mouth shit just spews out....amazing

[yoyossarian]

42. Another BRILLIANT observation...

...from the BIGGEST a-hole in modern history!



All hail the great HUMONGUOUS!
(I do love that fucklord moniker too!)


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