Look for new Republican proposals to amend the Constitution

[struggle4progress]

Criticism in Time of War

Summary: Would make it illegal to criticize the Commander-in-Chief in time of war, with an exception for those times when the Commander-in-Chief is not a Republican

Continuous Flag Protection

Summary: Authorizes on-going expenditures for a program producing astro-turf letters to newspaper editors every July 4, pointing out that if we only had more Republicans in Congress, the Flag Desecration Amendment would have passed already

Naming Rights

Summary: §1 Transfers to the Republican Party any and all legals right to officially name the Democratic Party. §2 provides the default renaming "Democrat Party"

Treason

Summary: Simplifies the Constitutional definition of treason, by allowing Rush Limbaugh to define the word

Accuracy in Birth Certificates

Summary: Requires every President, born in Hawaii between 1955 and 1965, to show his original birth certificate to all attendees at any official event and to answer questions about it before speaking on any other topic

[gratuitous]

1. Keeps 'em off the streets

So their little constitutional circle jerks are fine with me, as long as they don't bother anyone or scare the horses.

[struggle4progress]

2. !

[grantcart]

3. lol