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OK, Everyone, Relax! I've Figured Out How To Cure Swine Flu: TAX CUTS!

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TygrBright DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Apr-29-09 02:24 PM
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OK, Everyone, Relax! I've Figured Out How To Cure Swine Flu: TAX CUTS!
Yes, that's right, TAX CUTS!!

And to prevent future outbreaks, the guaranteed solution? Eliminate at least three major federal administrative divisions-- say (for example,) the EPA, the Dept. of Agriculture, and, uh... lessee... Yeah! The Bureau of Land Management!! That'll do it, definitely!

That's right, folks, just listen to your friendly rightwing wackjob spokesperson, they'll tell ya:

Want to end hunger? Tax Cuts!

Want to eliminate drive time traffic jams? Tax Cuts!

Want to prevent the heartbreak of psoriasis? Tax Cuts, I tell ya, TAX CUTS!

Looking for World peace? Shut down HUD.

Seeking a really great cup of coffee? De-fund USAID!

Eliminate the rust on your car? Cut the State Department budget by 80%!!

It's GUARANTEED to work!

I can't believe a guy as smart as President Obama hasn't figured all this out, yet.

ironically,
Bright
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   Good job! nt  jobycom   Apr-29-09 02:25 PM   #1 
   Eliminate the CDC, the WHO, and the DHHS  undeterred   Apr-29-09 02:25 PM   #2 
   No, no, no. *Torture* the CDC, WHO, and HHS.  hvn_nbr_2   Apr-29-09 07:16 PM   #16 
   I think the WHO are no longer performing professionally anyway...  TankLV   May-02-09 02:36 PM   #17 
   You can't do it with tax cuts alone. You need prayer, too. nt  valerief   Apr-29-09 02:27 PM   #3 
   And flags. Lots of flags!  EFerrari   Apr-29-09 06:33 PM   #9 
      LOL!!! How could I forget the GD flags!!!  valerief   Apr-29-09 06:37 PM   #10 
      Especially lapel pins. nt  lostnfound   Apr-29-09 06:55 PM   #15 
   Eric Cantor is that you???? n/t  FSogol   Apr-29-09 02:27 PM   #4 
   Tax Cuts also cure baldness, relieve the embarrassment of halitosis  WickermanDU Moderator   Apr-29-09 02:36 PM   #5 
   Stands to reason. nt  eppur_se_muova   Apr-29-09 06:28 PM   #6 
   RLOL but BLM, YOU NUTS.. CDC and HHS  nadinbrzezinski   Apr-29-09 06:30 PM   #7 
   The bit about USAID might be true given how often funds are funneled  EFerrari   Apr-29-09 06:33 PM   #8 
   Solving pandemics with tax cuts? BRILLIANT!  backscatter712   Apr-29-09 06:38 PM   #11 
   Dang, I thought it had to do w repealing Roe V Wade.  mod mom   Apr-29-09 06:40 PM   #12 
   TygrBright, you fool.  mrbarber   Apr-29-09 06:42 PM   #13 
   Stop trolling, you... freeper!  jmondine   Apr-29-09 06:42 PM   #14 
 
jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Wed Apr-29-09 02:25 PM
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1. Good job! nt
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Wed Apr-29-09 02:25 PM
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2. Eliminate the CDC, the WHO, and the DHHS
and ban abortion. Give more tax cuts to the rich. That will stop this deadly virus!
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hvn_nbr_2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Apr-29-09 07:16 PM
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16. No, no, no. *Torture* the CDC, WHO, and HHS.
That'll force them to give up their secret knowledge: that the cure for all viral and bacterial infections is tax cuts for the rich. If you're not with us, you're against us.
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TankLV (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat May-02-09 02:36 PM
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17. I think the WHO are no longer performing professionally anyway...
somebody had to say it...
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Apr-29-09 02:27 PM
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3. You can't do it with tax cuts alone. You need prayer, too. nt
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Apr-29-09 06:33 PM
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9. And flags. Lots of flags!
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Apr-29-09 06:37 PM
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10. LOL!!! How could I forget the GD flags!!!
:rofl:
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15. Especially lapel pins. nt
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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Apr-29-09 02:27 PM
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4. Eric Cantor is that you???? n/t
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Wickerman DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Apr-29-09 02:36 PM
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5. Tax Cuts also cure baldness, relieve the embarrassment of halitosis
and eliminate the shame of erectile dysfunction.

/GOP
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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Apr-29-09 06:28 PM
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6. Stands to reason. nt
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7. RLOL but BLM, YOU NUTS.. CDC and HHS
FAR MORE EFFECTIVE

:sarcasm:

Good one, you had me going, funny
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Apr-29-09 06:33 PM
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8. The bit about USAID might be true given how often funds are funneled
from there to destabilizing democracy in Latin America. They're basically the freeway.
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11. Solving pandemics with tax cuts? BRILLIANT!
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12. Dang, I thought it had to do w repealing Roe V Wade.
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mrbarber Donating Member (576 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Apr-29-09 06:42 PM
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13. TygrBright, you fool.
We all know Swine Flu and all other ailments that ail us are due to one thing and one thing alone:

GAY MARRIAGE.
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14. Stop trolling, you... freeper!
:sarcasm:
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